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« Reply #19680 on: March 10, 2018, 11:31:55 PM »
One main reason to be suspect of the English, cucumber sammiches.

truth

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« Reply #19681 on: March 11, 2018, 12:41:01 AM »
Coming home hungry after a night of drinking, and eating the gross Chinese pickles from the jars in the door of the refrigerator because there's noting else to eat is a mistake

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« Reply #19682 on: March 11, 2018, 12:42:51 AM »
Hmmm.  I missed that.  Don't drink that new fangled cucumber water that's out there (yes, it's a thing).

That reminds me of when I was in highschool and our art teacher told a friend of mine who had converted to vegetarianism that he thought he needed to drink some wiener water or something. :D


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« Reply #19684 on: March 11, 2018, 03:07:31 AM »


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« Reply #19685 on: March 11, 2018, 03:29:22 PM »
At this point I think most of us accept that most newspapers, especially online, have no editors and poor writers but I'm thinking that computers are generating news articles because the stilted language and errors are worse than even some outsourced authorship to Pakistan etc would do. I found this news site and I think it is computer generated from the samples of articles I read.
http://allworldsnews.com/worlds/trump-went-well-my-most-magnificent-work-in-jerusalem/07
http://allworldsnews.com/worlds/danish-prince-henrik-lost-his-life/18
http://allworldsnews.com/agenda/triple-sex-murder/18

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« Reply #19686 on: March 11, 2018, 07:46:28 PM »
I was just down at the corner of Civilization and Reality streets where I witnessed the next level of fly. Apparently we now leave the hangy tags on our baseball while also not opening the cap but just placing the folded assemblage on top of head.

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« Reply #19687 on: March 11, 2018, 11:01:25 PM »
If you die from a lightning strike while worshipping, were you at the wrong church or the right one?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-43362508

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« Reply #19688 on: March 11, 2018, 11:02:20 PM »
If you die from a lightning strike while worshipping, were you at the wrong church or the right one?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-43362508

Yep

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« Reply #19689 on: March 11, 2018, 11:06:40 PM »

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« Reply #19693 on: March 14, 2018, 12:19:21 PM »
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/14/goldman-sachs-david-solomon-has-gigs-as-a-dj-around-the-world.html
New Goldman-Sachs head a DJ? Will he spin investment ideas to clubbers on X in Ibiza?

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« Reply #19694 on: March 15, 2018, 04:35:49 AM »
At this point I think most of us accept that most newspapers, especially online, have no editors and poor writers but I'm thinking that computers are generating news articles because the stilted language and errors are worse than even some outsourced authorship to Pakistan etc would do. I found this news site and I think it is computer generated from the samples of articles I read.
http://allworldsnews.com/worlds/trump-went-well-my-most-magnificent-work-in-jerusalem/07
http://allworldsnews.com/worlds/danish-prince-henrik-lost-his-life/18
http://allworldsnews.com/agenda/triple-sex-murder/18
All that, but they didn't build in a grammer check!  On that sex murder, the writer messed up the gender, right?  For the whole article?  I was confused.

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« Reply #19695 on: March 15, 2018, 04:36:59 AM »
Coming home hungry after a night of drinking, and eating the gross Chinese pickles from the jars in the door of the refrigerator because there's noting else to eat is a mistake
R U sure they didn't save your life?!  Sometimes what went down needs to come up!

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« Reply #19696 on: March 15, 2018, 04:38:39 AM »
I was just down at the corner of Civilization and Reality streets where I witnessed the next level of fly. Apparently we now leave the hangy tags on our baseball while also not opening the cap but just placing the folded assemblage on top of head.
I remember when ladies put covers and holders around boxes of tissue, as people didn't want a manufactured looking product on their counter tops!

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« Reply #19697 on: March 15, 2018, 09:41:53 AM »
I remember when ladies put covers and holders around boxes of tissue, as people didn't want a manufactured looking product on their counter tops!

Yes, a junky, kitschy looking product was much better

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« Reply #19698 on: March 15, 2018, 11:43:49 AM »
I remember when ladies put covers and holders around boxes of tissue, as people didn't want a manufactured looking product on their counter tops!
I suspect mfgs were responsible for the idea that condiments, milk, cream, etc also must be in dishes, bowls, etc instead of having the original branded bottles on the table. More waste and so necessity to buy more of said products.


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« Reply #19701 on: March 15, 2018, 07:26:48 PM »
I remember when ladies put covers and holders around boxes of tissue, as people didn't want a manufactured looking product on their counter tops!

That was old lady stuff when I was a kid.

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« Reply #19702 on: March 17, 2018, 03:28:47 AM »
If you die from a lightning strike while worshipping, were you at the wrong church or the right one?


An outdoor church?

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« Reply #19703 on: March 19, 2018, 07:47:48 PM »
Wow, talk about acting like a stereotype in so many ways....
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/chicken-nitwits-now-doing-hard-time-284935

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« Reply #19704 on: March 19, 2018, 07:53:05 PM »
Wow, talk about acting like a stereotype in so many ways....
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/chicken-nitwits-now-doing-hard-time-284935

I imagine it won't be long before someone is arrested for stealing watermelons from a farm.

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« Reply #19705 on: March 19, 2018, 10:08:14 PM »
I imagine it won't be long before someone is arrested for stealing watermelons from a farm.
How horrible!  A 45-year old man giving a teen girl a black eye, over nothing!  And usually a black eye is a shiner, blue underneath, but the female owner has purple raccoon markings all around both eyes.

The business made several mistakes.  First, they made the customers feel unwelcome and dismissed their concerns by issuing a refund instead of making the meal right.  And when things started to get out of hand, couldn't the owner, the mother, have stayed inside and preferably locked the door?  They didn't have a drive through to talk through?  At least she called for help.

What the criminals did was awful and dangerous.  They must have been on drugs - or felt very insulted.  The video says 2010.  Why did their sentencing take 8 years?  Did they commit other crimes in that time?

And when a man says he didn't get enough fries, give him the fries, not a refund, gees!  A refund will not fix low blood sugar rage.  Seeing how big the guy was, maybe she should have let him know up front, "Our fries are kind of small, you might want to get a few..."

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« Reply #19706 on: March 19, 2018, 11:05:13 PM »
How horrible!  A 45-year old man giving a teen girl a black eye, over nothing!  And usually a black eye is a shiner, blue underneath, but the female owner has purple raccoon markings all around both eyes.

The business made several mistakes.  First, they made the customers feel unwelcome and dismissed their concerns by issuing a refund instead of making the meal right.  And when things started to get out of hand, couldn't the owner, the mother, have stayed inside and preferably locked the door?  They didn't have a drive through to talk through?  At least she called for help.

What the criminals did was awful and dangerous.  They must have been on drugs - or felt very insulted.  The video says 2010.  Why did their sentencing take 8 years?  Did they commit other crimes in that time?

And when a man says he didn't get enough fries, give him the fries, not a refund, gees!  A refund will not fix low blood sugar rage.  Seeing how big the guy was, maybe she should have let him know up front, "Our fries are kind of small, you might want to get a few..."

The business made one mistake


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« Reply #19707 on: March 19, 2018, 11:39:54 PM »
... The business made several mistakes...

Of course, it's the businesses' fault.  What they did was inadvertently sacrifice themselves to get two violent criminals off the street.

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« Reply #19708 on: March 20, 2018, 12:39:31 AM »
How horrible!  A 45-year old man giving a teen girl a black eye, over nothing!  And usually a black eye is a shiner, blue underneath, but the female owner has purple raccoon markings all around both eyes.

The business made several mistakes.  First, they made the customers feel unwelcome and dismissed their concerns by issuing a refund instead of making the meal right.  And when things started to get out of hand, couldn't the owner, the mother, have stayed inside and preferably locked the door?  They didn't have a drive through to talk through?  At least she called for help.

What the criminals did was awful and dangerous.  They must have been on drugs - or felt very insulted.  The video says 2010.  Why did their sentencing take 8 years?  Did they commit other crimes in that time?

And when a man says he didn't get enough fries, give him the fries, not a refund, gees!  A refund will not fix low blood sugar rage.  Seeing how big the guy was, maybe she should have let him know up front, "Our fries are kind of small, you might want to get a few..."


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« Reply #19709 on: March 20, 2018, 12:53:40 AM »
How horrible!  A 45-year old man giving a teen girl a black eye, over nothing!  And usually a black eye is a shiner, blue underneath, but the female owner has purple raccoon markings all around both eyes.

The business made several mistakes.  First, they made the customers feel unwelcome and dismissed their concerns by issuing a refund instead of making the meal right.  And when things started to get out of hand, couldn't the owner, the mother, have stayed inside and preferably locked the door?  They didn't have a drive through to talk through?  At least she called for help.

What the criminals did was awful and dangerous.  They must have been on drugs - or felt very insulted.  The video says 2010.  Why did their sentencing take 8 years?  Did they commit other crimes in that time?

And when a man says he didn't get enough fries, give him the fries, not a refund, gees!  A refund will not fix low blood sugar rage.  Seeing how big the guy was, maybe she should have let him know up front, "Our fries are kind of small, you might want to get a few..."

Slojo, Slojo, Slojo.