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Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #18752 on: August 31, 2017, 04:48:42 PM »

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #18753 on: September 01, 2017, 01:05:36 PM »
My teenage son got himself up into some poison oak while fishing on the back 40 here. He's at the dining table eating while feeling the burn and suddenly blurts out this revelation- "Wait, weed is not legal in all 50 states but poison oak is?"  A chip off the old block.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #18754 on: September 01, 2017, 01:10:21 PM »
My teenage son got himself up into some poison oak while fishing on the back 40 here. He's at the dining table eating while feeling the burn and suddenly blurts out this revelation- "Wait, weed is not legal in all 50 states but poison oak is?" A chip off the old block.
Ah yes.  Genetic Excellence. ;) ;D

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #18755 on: September 01, 2017, 01:25:02 PM »
Ah yes.  Genetic Excellence. ;) ;D

He's so much like me- except that he's handsome and smart.

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« Reply #18756 on: September 01, 2017, 01:47:13 PM »
He's so much like me- except that, he's handsome and smart.
FIFY. ;)

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« Reply #18757 on: September 02, 2017, 05:28:32 PM »


And this guy got signed by a college? ROTF!!

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« Reply #18758 on: September 03, 2017, 07:43:37 AM »
Anyone who incessantly blathers "we will never know,"

A) totally knows, and
B) doesn't want you to.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #18759 on: September 03, 2017, 07:54:49 AM »
Anyone who incessantly blathers "we will never know,"

A) totally knows, and
B) doesn't want you to.

That's rather unfair. I'm 100% positive that you're a stupid cunt.

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« Reply #18760 on: September 03, 2017, 08:31:38 AM »
That's rather unfair. I'm 100% positive that you're a stupid cunt.

Unless you can form a complete theory about that you're just another crazy conspiracy theorist.  ::)

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« Reply #18761 on: September 03, 2017, 02:34:10 PM »
What are the steroid and HGH laws in Botswana? And who comes up with the events for the "World's Strongest Man" contest? Do they do any piss or blood tests prior to competition? These guys are frigging yuuge.

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« Reply #18762 on: September 03, 2017, 07:26:51 PM »
Never seen this before.  Citizens along a train route in Germany pull stunts to amuse the passengers.

https://i.imgur.com/mjczOvz.gifv

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #18763 on: September 03, 2017, 07:45:59 PM »
Never seen this before.  Citizens along a train route in Germany pull stunts to amuse the passengers.

https://i.imgur.com/mjczOvz.gifv

Found a longer version on youtube.


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« Reply #18764 on: September 04, 2017, 01:16:00 AM »
Found a longer version on youtube.
There's a version in English too


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« Reply #18765 on: September 04, 2017, 02:17:11 AM »
There's a version in English too



Nobody likes a showoff.



Thanks. 😎

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« Reply #18766 on: September 04, 2017, 03:20:58 AM »
Due to their usernames...I always get "Ace of Clubs" and "Wild Card" confused. Sorry.

Well she didn't need to make a federal case out of it!
« Reply #18767 on: September 04, 2017, 09:56:54 PM »
Warning:  This voice might haunt you forever 


Re: Well she didn't need to make a federal case out of it!
« Reply #18768 on: September 04, 2017, 10:00:41 PM »
Warning:  This voice might haunt you forever 


is she talking about falkie's penis??

Re: Well she didn't need to make a federal case out of it!
« Reply #18769 on: September 04, 2017, 10:06:18 PM »
is she talking about falkie's penis??

When did Kathy get a car?     ::)

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« Reply #18770 on: September 04, 2017, 10:23:03 PM »
Pre-storm I went to stock up and noticed an odd thing. The cheapest beer at HEB, basically, was "Rolling Rock."* It was priced even under Busch, Keystone, etc. Very weird I thought. A buddy of mine mentioned this in Houston also and had texted me "when did RR become the 'cheap beer?' It was weird. I don't recall seeing it around in recent years but remember when it was introduced down here it was marketed as a premium beer brand- what with the 'glass-lined tanks' and this was before the beer boom of craft beers and even imports were, pretty, limited. And the green bottle, painted on labeling and mystery of "33" was interesting. And it went down well on a summer day. I googled and found out that is the typical corporate conglomeration and buyout situation and it is no longer being brewed in Latrobe or using the 'glass-lined tanks' for most runs. Now brewed in NJ, red-flag why cheaper, but tastes pretty much as I remember. Nothing great, but certainly better than the usually 'cheap beer.'

*note still not as cheap as certain BGers get cheap beer in their States. Texas is still a taxing fiend on alcohol. Thank you, Baptists, TABC, and merchants. But, roughly, $8 a 12pack.

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« Reply #18771 on: September 05, 2017, 06:53:58 AM »
I heard Nikki Halley use the phrase abusive use of missiles and I thought this would be a good name for a punk or heavy metal band.

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« Reply #18772 on: September 05, 2017, 04:12:53 PM »
Skeptics are the most zealous true believers.

Re: Well she didn't need to make a federal case out of it!
« Reply #18773 on: September 05, 2017, 07:34:38 PM »
Warning:  This voice might haunt you forever 



I think it's bad form in general to quote your own posts but my prediction may have proved correct.   

I dreamed of this woman last night...It went like this.   I was sitting in my cube at my gig working on this new functionality
I've been assigned.   All of a sudden I hear that voice  "WAN.....   Your code sucks......  It sucks......  It's full of bugs.......
WAN....  It's too slow...   It sucks.....   It's not optimized......   Your code sucks....






Bear Grylls "Slippy"???
« Reply #18774 on: September 06, 2017, 04:45:14 PM »
I heard Bear Grylls use the word, "slippy". I had never heard that before...only "slippery" or "slick".

Is "slippy" the common term in England? Reminded me of, "slurpee".

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« Reply #18775 on: September 06, 2017, 05:16:08 PM »
I heard Bear Grylls use the word, "slippy". I had never heard that before...only "slippery" or "slick".

Is "slippy" the common term in England? Reminded me of, "slurpee".

Yeah, slippy is used in the UK. Also slang for a limited slip differential.

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« Reply #18776 on: September 06, 2017, 05:21:12 PM »
Yeah, slippy is used in the UK. Also slang for a limited slip differential.

At least it's not as diametrically opposed as fanny or fag.

Re: Bear Grylls "Slippy"???
« Reply #18777 on: September 06, 2017, 09:51:34 PM »
Yeah, slippy is used in the UK. Also slang for a limited slip differential.
AKA  a Posi.  Short for Positraction which was GM's branding of their clutch type LSD

A Slippy, learn something new everyday.

Are you a petrolhead Yorkshire?

peace
Hog

Re: Bear Grylls "Slippy"???
« Reply #18778 on: September 06, 2017, 10:06:21 PM »
AKA  a Posi.  Short for Positraction which was GM's branding of their clutch type LSD

A Slippy, learn something new everyday.

Are you a petrolhead Yorkshire?

peace
Hog

My dad had a 1973 Chevy Pickup...he called it, PosiTrac...it could go almost anywhere a 4x4 could go...interesting...

Looked like this:


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« Reply #18779 on: September 06, 2017, 10:15:34 PM »