Author Topic: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.  (Read 1797882 times)

0 Members and 4 Guests are viewing this topic.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1590 on: November 17, 2011, 01:52:08 AM »
He was interesting. Did he go the porno route like Beetlejuice and John the Stutterer did before he died?
      For some reason, I think some lost soul from that infernal industry did have sex with him. But I'm not 100% sure. His death was overshadowed by 9/11 the following week, so he kinda got forgotten.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1591 on: November 20, 2011, 05:01:54 PM »

oneal-ron-morris_2060654c.jpg

MIAMI (AP) -- A woman who wanted to work at a nightclub started searching for someone who could perform plastic surgery at a cheap price to give her a curvier body. Police say what she found was a woman posing as a doctor who filled her buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant.

The suspect - who police say was born a man and identifies as a woman - apparently performed the surgery on herself, and investigators say she may have victimized others. Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested Friday after a year on the lam and has been charged with practicing medicine without a license with serious bodily injury.

Police photos show Morris as a small-framed woman with bee-stung pouty lips, arched eyebrows, oversized hoop earrings - and a large backside. She was released from jail on bond. A phone listing for Morris could not be found, and it's unclear if she has an attorney.

Miami Gardens Police Sgt. Bill Bamford said Sunday that Morris bounced from house to house for a year, driving a black Mercedes and staying out of investigators' sight "like a ghost." An officer drove by one of those possible houses nearly every day on his way to work and saw the car outside on Friday, and he arrested Morris soon after.

The victim, who is not being named due to medical privacy laws, paid $700 for a series of injections in May 2010. She was referred to Morris by a friend.

Morris injected some type of tube in several sites around her bottom, pumping it full of a toxic concoction. Morris reassured the woman when the pain became too intense, police said.

Bamford said Morris told the woman, "`Oh don't worry, you'll be fine. We just keep injecting you with the stuff and it all works itself out.'"

Bamford said the victim was reluctant to come forward. She quickly went to two South Florida hospitals due to severe abdominal pain and infected sores on her buttocks accompanied by flu-like symptoms. But she left each time, too embarrassed to tell doctors what she'd done.

Her mother eventually took her to a hospital on Florida's west coast, where alarmed doctors pressed her for information. They alerted the Department of Health.

"The doctors knew no licensed physician in his right mind would ever do this," Bamford said.

The victim is still recovering from the surgery and says it's too painful to work. She also has racked up numerous medical bills.

Authorities believe there are other victims who may be too embarrassed to come forward.

"(Morris) was readily introduced to our victim as someone who could help improve her shape, so we believe (she's) done this to other people," Bamford said.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_BOTCHED_BUTTOCKS_SURGERY?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-11-20-14-59-19

Tire sealant? I really have a hard time believing someone would let a person looking like that perform a medical operation on them.
Tire sealant??

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1592 on: November 20, 2011, 05:10:05 PM »
i hate it when someone says "booyah."  it makes me want to kill.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1593 on: November 20, 2011, 05:46:56 PM »
i hate it when someone says "booyah."  it makes me want to kill.

I get that feeling when someone says "just sayin'."  It makes my blood boil.  It sounds so smart-assed and often isn't necessary for the situation. 

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1594 on: November 21, 2011, 07:01:14 PM »

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1595 on: November 23, 2011, 04:17:40 PM »
i hate it when my mom tries to be helpful

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1596 on: November 23, 2011, 05:49:23 PM »
new apple ios is magnificent!! i'm pretty bipolar about apple, but this time they got their ish right. It's finally less kindergarten scheme. Diggin' it! However, I'm suspicious of iCloud and all it has to offer.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1597 on: November 23, 2011, 06:27:29 PM »
What a worthless piece of shit this cell phone is.  Why not have just one big button?  Where you can only take incoming calls.  Is it FireFub based or something? Is anybody retarded/old enough to really need such a worthless piece of shit?  A CB radio would be cheaper and more effective.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1598 on: November 23, 2011, 06:44:33 PM »
i hate it when my dad doesn't wear his hearing aids

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1599 on: November 23, 2011, 06:57:00 PM »
i hate it when my mom tries to be helpful
i hate it when my dad doesn't wear his hearing aids

Ha ha.  Home for the holidays, b_dubb?

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1600 on: November 23, 2011, 07:05:28 PM »
i hate it when i become transparent on the interweb

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1601 on: November 23, 2011, 07:12:30 PM »
i hate it when i become transparent on the interweb
HA HA!  nice.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1602 on: November 23, 2011, 07:55:06 PM »
 
     I look forward to multiple radio stations playing the interminable "Alice's Restaurant" by Arlo Guthrie tomorrow. What a treat. I'd rather have strychnine-laced potatoes...

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1603 on: November 23, 2011, 08:07:29 PM »
what a coincidence.  every entree at alice's restaurant comes with a serving of said potatoes.  notice i spelled potatoes with an 'e'.  dan quayle CAN be right.  some times

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1604 on: November 24, 2011, 12:36:07 AM »
Booyah!

Just sayin'...

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1605 on: November 24, 2011, 12:36:21 AM »
*punches self in balls*

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1606 on: November 24, 2011, 12:44:14 AM »
 
     I hate people, particularly caucasians over 30, who use the term "back in the day".

       May their '72 Pinto get rear-ended by a tractor trailer.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1607 on: November 24, 2011, 12:50:06 PM »

     I hate people, particularly caucasians over 30, who use the term "back in the day".

       May their '72 Pinto get rear-ended by a tractor trailer.

Will you accept, "Once upon a time?" Of course, I'm not a Caucasian, so I guess I don't have to worry about this. Phew! Back in the day, the idiomatic phrase that most irritated me was, "back at the ranch."

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1608 on: November 24, 2011, 01:40:34 PM »
...I'm not a Caucasian...


just when i was starting to like you... you go and say this.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1609 on: November 24, 2011, 03:10:27 PM »
i worked for a marketing and advertising company that foolishly represented only real estate developers.  one such property that was being developed had the word "plantation" in the title.  no one could understand why black people might take offense at that

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1610 on: November 24, 2011, 03:18:06 PM »

just when i was starting to like you... you go and say this.

Aw, c'mon, sweetie. It's Eddie's fault, entirely. Maybe you're really an aficionado of 'back at the ranch.'

But before summarily dismissing me from your affections, know that because of you, I have sworn off any further utterances of "Booyah!" :-*

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1611 on: November 24, 2011, 04:19:22 PM »

      And furthermore, aged caucasians who use the term "bling" also need eradication.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1612 on: November 24, 2011, 06:41:13 PM »
      And furthermore, aged caucasians who use the term "bling" also need eradication.

Alongside aged caucasians who wear bling.

I have to tell you that your user name has become my Capt. Tuttle:

"Are you coming to the faculty meeting?"
"No, I can't. I have a meeting with Eddie Coyle."
"Who?"
"Surely you can't have forgotten Eddie Coyle! He was just telling me how much he enjoyed your presentation on Smetana's orchestration. Said you threw back a few T&Ts afterward."
"Oh, yeah, Eddie. He was always a great Smetana kind of guy."
"Well, I'll tell him you said hello,"
"Ok, thanks."


Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1613 on: November 24, 2011, 07:49:59 PM »
Alongside aged caucasians who wear bling.

I have to tell you that your user name has become my Capt. Tuttle:

"Are you coming to the faculty meeting?"
"No, I can't. I have a meeting with Eddie Coyle."
"Who?"
"Surely you can't have forgotten Eddie Coyle! He was just telling me how much he enjoyed your presentation on Smetana's orchestration. Said you threw back a few T&Ts afterward."
"Oh, yeah, Eddie. He was always a great Smetana kind of guy."
"Well, I'll tell him you said hello,"
"Ok, thanks."


      Avi, I will attempt to return the favor, but in my cloistered existence of Pats,Dannys,Kevins,Shannons and Erins, any reference to an "Avi" will set off BS detectors. But I will try, dammit!

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1614 on: November 24, 2011, 09:12:21 PM »
I'm considering using a pic of Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies as my avatar

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1615 on: November 24, 2011, 09:38:44 PM »
I'm considering using a pic of Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies as my avatar
   No, keep the one you have now. That's Natalie Wood's hand, right?

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1616 on: November 25, 2011, 12:56:09 AM »
When i listen to talk radio, I refuse to listen to anything other than KRAP in Suckville.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1617 on: November 25, 2011, 04:31:12 PM »
I saw the commercial for the snuggie 2.0. It is called Lazy Forever. This country.... what the hell is happening?! I bet these are made in Cambodia.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1618 on: November 25, 2011, 04:33:27 PM »
I saw the commercial for the snuggie 2.0. It is called Lazy Forever. This country.... what the hell is happening?! I bet these are made in Cambodia.
China actually.  I bought one for my wife as a joke christmas gift.  heh heh.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1619 on: November 25, 2011, 09:59:11 PM »
   No, keep the one you have now. That's Natalie Wood's hand, right?
natalie woods' hand ... the loch ness monster ... it's all the same