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« Reply #1560 on: November 10, 2011, 03:53:39 PM »
What a thing to wake up to today.



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NOVEMBER 16--The West Virginia woman who last month pulled a knife on two men and announced, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat,” pleaded guilty today to assault and was sentenced to 90 days in jail.

During an appearance this morning in Jackson County Magistrate Court, Melissa Lee Williams, 41, also received a 90-day suspended sentence and was ordered to pay $185.80 in court costs, according to a plea form. Williams, pictured in the mug shot at left, is currently in custody at the South Central Regional Jail.

Williams was arrested last month following a bizarre incident at the 77 Motor Inn, where she was living at the time. According to an October 22 Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report--excerpted here--Williams waved a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct (one of the men was Danny Williams, her estranged husband).

Deputies reported that Williams, who was living four doors down from Danny Williams, showed up at his residence and asked him and another man to “eat my pussy.” While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request,” according to Deputy Ross Mellinger.

However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” As a result, Watson “declined to proceed any further.”

At this point, Melissa Williams “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then uttered a line that has since ricocheted across the Internet: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived at the motor inn, he discovered Williams “nude from the waist down and sitting in a living room chair.” He also noted that “all subjects appeared to be intoxicated and smelled badly of an alcoholic beverage.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/malodorous-perp-gets-90-days-jail

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1561 on: November 10, 2011, 04:32:33 PM »
 
      The last two presidents from Texas should preclude anyone from that state ever being POTUS again. Perry is a genuine goof, a titless Palin.
          Romney will be the uninspired choice...

         
         

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« Reply #1562 on: November 10, 2011, 04:51:17 PM »

          Romney will be the uninspired choice...

         
         


the smart money says you're wrong.  care to make it interesting?  i'll bet you $50 romney isn't the nominee. 

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« Reply #1563 on: November 10, 2011, 05:15:36 PM »

the smart money says you're wrong.  care to make it interesting?  i'll bet you $50 romney isn't the nominee.

    Gambling is prohibited at Bushwood,sir and I never slice...
     I'd hate to see you lose your money that way. But I'm like Christopher Walken in "The Dead Zone" and I see Romney getting nominated on August 30 and losing to BHO on November 6.

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« Reply #1564 on: November 10, 2011, 05:24:04 PM »
    Gambling is prohibited at Bushwood,sir and I never slice...
     I'd hate to see you lose your money that way. But I'm like Christopher Walken in "The Dead Zone" and I see Romney getting nominated on August 30 and losing to BHO on November 6.


i will bookmark this exchange for the purpose of demonstrating my intuitive prowess next summer.  too bad you won't bet, though.  my wife wants to buy one of those carpeted play houses for her cats, and i'd rather spend your money than mine on cats.

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« Reply #1565 on: November 10, 2011, 05:35:22 PM »

i will bookmark this exchange for the purpose of demonstrating my intuitive prowess next summer.  too bad you won't bet, though.  my wife wants to buy one of those carpeted play houses for her cats, and i'd rather spend your money than mine on cats.
     Ok, deal. I will be vindicated! Bet on.

       Those 50 bucks will certainly help 50 single mothers in the Boston area...one dollar at a time.
 
   

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« Reply #1566 on: November 12, 2011, 08:27:17 PM »
I'm let down with Cain while watching the Repub debates tonight, his understanding of international issues is lacking.  And Ron Paul kicks ass.

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« Reply #1567 on: November 12, 2011, 09:05:02 PM »
i think Cain's campaign peeps plan on dealing with his complete lack of experience with international issues by saying he's a quick study.  is there a Cliffs Notes for international relations?

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« Reply #1568 on: November 12, 2011, 09:38:37 PM »
i think Cain's campaign peeps plan on dealing with his complete lack of experience with international issues by saying he's a quick study.  is there a Cliffs Notes for international relations?
   The various illegal aliens filling the kitchens of his pizza joints provided him with a deep knowledge of international affairs.

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« Reply #1569 on: November 12, 2011, 10:08:22 PM »
few presidents have foreign policy "experience" when taking office.  i wish this measurement would go away when candidates are evaluated.

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« Reply #1570 on: November 13, 2011, 01:16:13 AM »
few presidents have foreign policy "experience" when taking office.  i wish this measurement would go away when candidates are evaluated.
Agreed, this is why presidents hire people into their administrations who are experts (ideally) in their field. 
Hillary was a poor choice for Sec. of State.  That was a political decision, and one not based on her experience in foreign policy.  Although, the press, and her supporters tried to rationalize her nomination by saying how much time she spent at the white house during the 1990s.

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« Reply #1571 on: November 13, 2011, 11:24:47 AM »
few presidents have foreign policy "experience" when taking office.  i wish this measurement would go away when candidates are evaluated.
Yes but knowledge is different from experience.

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« Reply #1572 on: November 13, 2011, 11:52:26 AM »
imagining Herman Cain addressing the United Nations and using pizza making as an analogy for some super important international issue

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« Reply #1573 on: November 13, 2011, 05:59:24 PM »
Maybe he'll break into song at the SOTUA, maybe a midget with a casio could be behind the podium.


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« Reply #1574 on: November 14, 2011, 12:32:12 PM »
i have 27 pages of threads with unread posts.  oy.

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« Reply #1575 on: November 14, 2011, 12:53:34 PM »
godaddy has such a slow, crappy, bloated site.  i'm thinking about switching to a new domain registrar.  also, i'm not crazy about the company's founder who shoots elephants.  never had much use for a man who could shoot an elephant.

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Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #1576 on: November 14, 2011, 01:35:14 PM »
godaddy has such a slow, crappy, bloated site.  i'm thinking about switching to a new domain registrar.  also, i'm not crazy about the company's founder who shoots elephants.  never had much use for a man who could shoot an elephant.


A Recommendation.
http://mediatemple.net/

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« Reply #1577 on: November 14, 2011, 03:51:28 PM »
godaddy has such a slow, crappy, bloated site.  i'm thinking about switching to a new domain registrar.  also, i'm not crazy about the company's founder who shoots elephants.  never had much use for a man who could shoot an elephant.

Same here, and I'm up for renewal next month.

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« Reply #1578 on: November 14, 2011, 06:31:55 PM »
godaddy has such a slow, crappy, bloated site.  i'm thinking about switching to a new domain registrar.  also, i'm not crazy about the company's founder who shoots elephants.  never had much use for a man who could shoot an elephant.

Where is he shooting elephants?  I thought that was done everywhere on earth.  Guess not.  :(

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« Reply #1579 on: November 14, 2011, 06:56:48 PM »
godaddy has such a slow, crappy, bloated site.  i'm thinking about switching to a new domain registrar.  also, i'm not crazy about the company's founder who shoots elephants.  never had much use for a man who could shoot an elephant.
the elephant was destroying crops and attacking people.  it was an aggressive bull.  i don't like the idea of killing elephants or other animals but in this case there was a reason


but i agree about the godaddy site.  it's just too busy.  i don't think much of mediatemple however.  i'd suggest rackspace

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« Reply #1580 on: November 14, 2011, 09:30:24 PM »
 
      Jerry Sandusky really fucked up. He never had massively successful singing career or knew how to Moonwalk. Doesn't he realize that those are required if you want to get away with molesting young boys?
     
   I heard that the city of Sandusky,Ohio is so disgusted by him that they are changing their name to Bin Laden.

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« Reply #1581 on: November 15, 2011, 08:42:07 PM »
Justin BieberWhy is this little punk kid so famous?
i want to come his fucking hair.


1970 regurgitated.


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« Reply #1583 on: November 16, 2011, 07:26:21 PM »
ridiculous alien corpse.  looks like a turnip

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« Reply #1584 on: November 16, 2011, 11:19:26 PM »
Hehe - Forgot how much I loved listening to the wack pack from the Stern show.

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« Reply #1585 on: November 16, 2011, 11:22:53 PM »
Hehe - Forgot how much I loved listening to the wack pack from the Stern show.
   The old wack pack was best. Elephant Boy, Crackhead Bob, Kenneth Keith, Beetlejuice, Hank the Angry Dwarf.

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« Reply #1586 on: November 16, 2011, 11:39:22 PM »
   The old wack pack was best. Elephant Boy, Crackhead Bob, Kenneth Keith, Beetlejuice, Hank the Angry Dwarf.
Agreed. I've seemed to have lost most of my memories of Big Black, John the stutterer, and Hank the angry, drunken Dwarf.


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« Reply #1588 on: November 17, 2011, 12:17:57 AM »
Agreed. I've seemed to have lost most of my memories of Big Black, John the stutterer, and Hank the angry, drunken Dwarf.
     I got to meet Hank at a Boston comedy club in 2000...he was wasted and a co-worker of mine got his autograph with the inscription "Go have sex with yourself, motherfucka". A priceless heirloom.

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« Reply #1589 on: November 17, 2011, 12:33:57 AM »
     I got to meet Hank at a Boston comedy club in 2000...he was wasted and a co-worker of mine got his autograph with the inscription "Go have sex with yourself, motherfucka". A priceless heirloom.
He was interesting. Did he go the porno route like Beetlejuice and John the Stutterer did before he died?