The New Hot Wonton Guilty Pleasure Thread

[Caruthers612]

 
   A thread for getting down on your knees before your preferred confessor, opening wide, and doing the 'fession thing. I am no doubt douching myself for life with this one, but plunge I take.
 
   <wipes sweat from brow> Alright. I confess my new guilty pleasure is...<gulp>...Hot Topic. <duck> I know I will never hear the end of this. I hadn't even heard of the place till the South Park episode that spoofed it, but having now visited one, all my mournful longing to be a young skinny teenager again so's I could spend tons of money on dorky, lemon-scented douche clothing and accoutrements and then strut about the school thinking me king of all I surveyed while in fact being the subject of mental ass-basting by every fellow student in the hall who saw me coming, stifled a chortle, rolled their eyes and thought "Where'd you get that? Gaywads R Us?" comes flooding back.

   And yes, I admit, if I could be assured that no one would ever see me wearing it, I'd buy every Twilight item in the shop.

   OK, you may now launch your missiles at me--but I don't take facials or swallow, just so you know.

Not M

[Marc.Knight]

You should try http://www.cavenders.com/

[EvB]

Does Twilight clash with Hello Kitty?  >wink<


Okay  my fess-up is I'm been watching DEXTER non-stop for two days.  I have a thing for twisted fucks.  Something about it is cheerful to me.

[EvB]

I like the idea of this "guilty pleasure" thread - c'mon! play!

[Camazotz Automat]

I have a subscription to the Franklin Mint's U.S. Presidential Dollar Collection.

[BobGrau]

I fucking love director's commentarys.

[Unquenchable Angst]

at first I thought this was going to be about food ...
I had wonton soup last night.
and finished watching the 3 seasons of "Deadwood".

[MV/Liberace!]

i enjoy blackhead popping videos on youtube.

[Juan]

i enjoy blackhead popping videos on youtube.

Damn you, MV, I had no idea such a thing existed until you made me look.

[Catsmile]

i enjoy blackhead popping videos on youtube.

Well... here you go knock urself out

http://youtu.be/D4pWOfjETeg

[WildCard]

i enjoy blackhead popping videos on youtube.

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/quzm4p/guess-what-happens-next---2-girls--1-cyst

http://www.popthatzit.com/

My favorite 'Wonton Guilty Pleasure' is Rule 34.

Also, loved "The Godfather 3" and "The Exorcist" sequels, except for 2 - even I thought that sucked.

[popple]

It's like a birth.

[Heather Wade]

Ok, all that posted above is just wrong.  But, uh, I noticed everyone is now avoiding this thread, ha haa.

Hot Wanton Guilty Pleasure... gotta be that Investigative Murder Porn. 
It's oddly comforting to know about the nutty things people do.      

[Camazotz Automat]

A six pack of Dos Equis while watching a DVD of the 1972 made for television movie Gargoyles, starring Cornel Wilde and Jennifer Salt.

I sync the opening of the first bottle with the narrator saying "The Devil . . ." and go on from there.

Things would be so much better If I could persuade the clan to watch Gargoyles instead of the Dallas Cowboys this Thanksgiving.

If they would simply trust me.

[Camazotz Automat]

I sometimes get the urge to hunt down a vintage piece of magic. It can be a paper trick, or something from an old kit, or even professional equipment from an estate's liquidation. It can be a classic trick or obscure. Cheap or not. Something that was sold at a Stuckey's rest stop or something from a high end "Magicland" shop.

It's not so much what effect is presented as it is the attractiveness of any given item. Sometimes, it's not a trick, but a booklet or a magician's token/coin (an old advertising method, often featuring the magician's stage name on a coin.)

This urge was a pain in the ass back in the days of pre-ebay.

The urge has returned, as of today. It's been absent for a long time.

I imagine this is some kind of omen for my 2014.

Hopefully a good one.

Below is something I found several years ago - it's an earlier version of a simple magnetic trick/toy that's still sold today.

[BobGrau]

I sometimes get the urge to hunt down a vintage piece of magic. It can be a paper trick, or something from an old kit, or even professional equipment from an estate's liquidation. It can be a classic trick or obscure. Cheap or not. Something that was sold at a Stuckey's rest stop or something from a high end "Magicland" shop.

It's not so much what effect is presented as it is the attractiveness of any given item. Sometimes, it's not a trick, but a booklet or a magician's token/coin (an old advertising method, often featuring the magician's stage name on a coin.)

This urge was a pain in the ass back in the days of pre-ebay.

The urge has returned, as of today. It's been absent for a long time.

I imagine this is some kind of omen for my 2014.

Hopefully a good one.

Below is something I found several years ago - it's an earlier version of a simple magnetic trick/toy that's still sold today.

It's when the vintage magic starts hunting YOU that you know there's an end-of-level boss coming up.

[Juan]

I had one of those Mystic Mummys.  I think I took it to school and got my ass blistered for something I did with it. Yes, teachers did ass blisterings when I was in school.  Maybe that fits in this thread, too.

[Camazotz Automat]

It's when the vintage magic starts hunting YOU that you know there's an end-of-level boss coming up.

Like when a succubus seemingly coalesces in your hotel room after a show and offers to "cup your balls?"

Been there, banished that. It required an adroit application of flash paper while vocalizing ___  _______ _____ from "A Book Of Spirits" (Heptangle edition) during a lucid dream state.

I also proffered boring NASCAR stats. That was the final, effective thrust that rid me of the snaky bitch.

But back to bakelite Imp Bottles and sponge bunny rabbits ...

I've got the urge to prestidigitate.

I had one of those Mystic Mummys.  I think I took it to school and got my ass blistered for something I did with it.

So discouraging for the aspiring magician. Sleight of hand is a heavy burden, and can be especially under appreciated by certain authority figures.

(Juan, do you happen to remember the color combination of the one you took to school? I had a modern one too, as a boy, and the mummy was blue and the coffin was green with a blackish mirror flooring inside the coffin.)

[Juan]

I think my mummy was green and the box red.  I don't remember the floor.

[Camazotz Automat]

I think my mummy was green and the box red.  I don't remember the floor.

Thanks. I'm always interested in the different versions.

I fucking love director's commentarys.

Two days ago, listened to Stallone's commentary on ROCKY BALBOA.

I found it damned engaging. Had no idea near full strength contact was utilized for the fight and at times full strength hits. The entire commentary was well done and illuminating. He talked a lot about getting various light values like he wanted, etc. Sometimes that can be boring data. Not in this case.

[BobGrau]

I fucking love director's commentarys.

Sorry, I meant dictators.

[West of the Rockies]

A six pack of Dos Equis while watching a DVD of the 1972 made for television movie Gargoyles, starring Cornel Wilde and Jennifer Salt.

I sync the opening of the first bottle with the narrator saying "The Devil . . ." and go on from there.

Things would be so much better If I could persuade the clan to watch Gargoyles instead of the Dallas Cowboys this Thanksgiving.

If they would simply trust me.

Was that a made-for-TV flick?  If I am remembering it correctly, that scared the heck out of my then-10-year-old mind.  I also fondly remember Trilogy of Terror, Crowhaven Farm, and Duel.

[ziznak]

Ahhhh... "wanton

at first I thought this was going to be about food ...
I had wonton soup last night.
and finished watching the 3 seasons of "Deadwood".

I really thought this thread was about the soup too.... now im not so hungry

[aldousburbank]

Ahhhh... "wantonI really thought this thread was about the soup too.... now im not so hungry

I thought this thread was about getting with about 13 ladies simultaneous like. Don't knock it 'til you die trying.

[FallenSeraph]

It's like a birth.

SO DISGUSTING I AM GAGGING RIGHT NOW.

"COPS" marathons on SpikeTV, which is just about every day.

[FallenSeraph]

I sometimes get the urge to hunt down a vintage piece of magic. It can be a paper trick, or something from an old kit, or even professional equipment from an estate's liquidation. It can be a classic trick or obscure. Cheap or not. Something that was sold at a Stuckey's rest stop or something from a high end "Magicland" shop.

It's not so much what effect is presented as it is the attractiveness of any given item. Sometimes, it's not a trick, but a booklet or a magician's token/coin (an old advertising method, often featuring the magician's stage name on a coin.)

This urge was a pain in the ass back in the days of pre-ebay.

The urge has returned, as of today. It's been absent for a long time.

I imagine this is some kind of omen for my 2014.

Hopefully a good one.

Below is something I found several years ago - it's an earlier version of a simple magnetic trick/toy that's still sold today.

Those fortune-telling fish that curl up in your hand!

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[HorrorRetro]

Was that a made-for-TV flick?  If I am remembering it correctly, that scared the heck out of my then-10-year-old mind.  I also fondly remember Trilogy of Terror, Crowhaven Farm, and Duel.

Those are some of my favorite made-for-TV movies. 

[analog kid]

i enjoy blackhead popping videos on youtube.

I wonder if that satisfies primal urges as sufficiently as popping a blister.

[Camazotz Automat]

Receiving a shipment via USPS that is covered in non-canceled FOREVER stamps....

The pleasure comes in the delicate cutting and then separating from the applied to surface via five minute hot water soaking, then drying, then REUSING those little son of a bitches by attaching to new shipments with some bull glue. (in this case, Halloween greeting card shipments ... said cards given the full Camazotz Automat augmentation. Hallmark should be so lucky to have my talent at their disposal.)

Now that stamps are forty-nine cents, the post office should not be surprised at the motivation to hack the non-canceled.

(Who am I lying to here?  I'll do this with any non-canceled stamp denomination, be it one-cent or be it a FOREVER. I've been doing it for years. It's not about the money. It's about the POWER.)

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[Mr. Fidget]

Receiving a shipment via USPS that is covered in non-canceled
bull glue

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I can dance to that, I've been practicing!

mf