Your fly/maggot study needs to be on youtube.
But that is exactly the point... it is not a study. I just happened to glance at the ground beside a 20 yard roll off of rotting compost and there were these strange looking, little, black creatures. At 2:00 AM I found them more interesting that the radio in the car and sat there watching them. I suppose I could have pulled the car around and unrolled the windows... But why ruin my maggot watching with the sound of Noory? (Besides, the humane society may have me charged with animal cruelty for subjecting the poor, defenseless creatures Jorch.)
If I had to chose a maggot that might enjoy a modern Coast show, I would say the rattail maggot. (From Wiki) "Zumpt proposed an alternative called "rectal myiasis". Flies, attracted to feces, may deposit their eggs or larvae near or into the anus, and the larvae then penetrate further into the rectum. They can survive feeding on feces at this site, as long as the breathing tube reaches towards the anus" I wonder if Zumpt has studied how close to a radio that spews out Jorch the sufferer's of this particular form of infestation sit?