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« Reply #60 on: August 18, 2019, 02:03:26 PM »
So Bart Ell will never post again on BG due to his own site...right?

Gay

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« Reply #61 on: August 18, 2019, 02:06:38 PM »
I bet his sternum is like a collection of dried twigs. The merest cuddle will damage the poor swine irreparably. Carry on!
  What about this?  Where you brag about your preference for 'pretzeling?'

 

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« Reply #62 on: August 18, 2019, 02:08:22 PM »
Actually, though my sternum is in fine shape (for me age), I'd rather not be over-zealous, as it were.
I'm hoping a sincere; "Thanks Dad" will suffice. :)
pics, please.   


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« Reply #63 on: August 18, 2019, 02:09:28 PM »
But, a British fag is a cigarette.  So.  Shreddy is the . . . MARLBORO MAN?  COOL!  (No not, Kool).
It's a play on words.  Nobody smokes a greasy greek sailors pipe faster and deeper than a Brit.


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« Reply #64 on: August 18, 2019, 02:24:10 PM »
I LIKE it!

Sounds like it's working.  I think even MV would approve.

#ICouldBeWrong

+1 to you.
How many points do you need for entrance to BellaHaven?  Asking for a friend Canuck.  I figure some drunken slobs with a bag of Timmies might liven things up.


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« Reply #65 on: August 18, 2019, 02:39:10 PM »
Good morning and Happy Sunday to you!  +1!


Damn.  Put on some clothes, Dubb.  Are you auditioning for a Febreze commercial?


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« Reply #66 on: August 18, 2019, 02:44:20 PM »
when I run your post through my bellgab translator (a project I've been secretly developing, pouring all my knowledge of culture and linguistics into it) it comes up with, approximately...
I've read it twice, you ninnying dandiprat... cloud of talcum powder that accompanies your every twinkle-toed step.

Strange. When I run Shreddies post through the translator it comes up with something too explicit even for Bellgab. It would appear that he wishes he lived closer in the hopes of striking up a loving, physical relationship...

*I almost forgot. A very pleasant afternoon to everybody here. +1's and positive karma all around.  8)

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« Reply #67 on: August 18, 2019, 02:48:50 PM »
Strange. When I run Shreddies post through the translator it comes up with something too explicit even for Bellgab. It would appear that he wishes he lived closer in the hopes of striking up a loving, physical relationship...
with The Pud of Yorkshire.


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« Reply #68 on: August 18, 2019, 03:07:31 PM »
It would appear that he wishes he lived closer in the hopes of striking.

Indeed.

And you can fuck off too. I'm going to hide all the bottles of maple syrup in my local supermarket because of your fatuous and unwelcome intervention.

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« Reply #69 on: August 18, 2019, 03:17:54 PM »
Indeed.

And you can fuck off too. I'm going to hide all the bottles of maple syrup in my local supermarket because of your fatuous and unwelcome intervention.
Wrecking the Canadian economy over a post seems a little extreme.  :(

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« Reply #70 on: August 18, 2019, 03:25:34 PM »
Wrecking the Canadian economy over a post seems a little extreme.  :(

Too late now. It was all your fault and now you're going to have to re-enter the moose porn business to make a dishonest living.

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« Reply #71 on: August 18, 2019, 03:29:23 PM »
Indeed.

And you can fuck off too. I'm going to hide all the bottles of maple syrup in my local supermarket because of your fatuous and unwelcome intervention.

Great Post!

+1

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« Reply #72 on: August 18, 2019, 03:29:43 PM »
Wrecking the Canadian economy over a post seems a little extreme.  :(


Great Post!

+1

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« Reply #73 on: August 18, 2019, 03:30:02 PM »
Too late now. It was all your fault and now you're going to have to re-enter the moose porn business to make a dishonest living.


Great Post!

+1

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« Reply #74 on: August 18, 2019, 03:35:19 PM »
lmao

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« Reply #75 on: August 18, 2019, 03:40:09 PM »
Strange. When I run Shreddies post through the translator it comes up with something too explicit even for Bellgab. It would appear that he wishes he lived closer in the hopes of striking up a loving, physical relationship...

I have long suspected the same thing.  Compare these results from the translator:

sternum is like a collection of dried twigs...
=drop-dead gorgeous babe

unsightly fizzog
=drop-dead gorgeous babe

pretentious albino ginger
=drop-dead gorgeous babe

drop-dead gorgeous babe
=drop-dead gorgeous babe

At first I was dismayed at what looks like a clear want of calibration but, upon reflection, I will leave it as-is.


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« Reply #76 on: August 18, 2019, 03:42:21 PM »

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« Reply #77 on: August 18, 2019, 03:43:35 PM »
HEY Buddy!  COOL!

+1

im awesome. how are you buddy?

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« Reply #78 on: August 18, 2019, 03:46:04 PM »
I have long suspected the same thing.  Compare these results from the translator:

=drop-dead

I think that's an aspiration we can all get behind. Mercifully, we shouldn't have to wait too long thanks to the tobacco and your Auschwitz physique.

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« Reply #79 on: August 18, 2019, 03:46:57 PM »
Too late now. It was all your fault and now you're going to have to re-enter the moose porn business to make a dishonest living.
That or just go mouse porn.


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« Reply #80 on: August 18, 2019, 03:48:40 PM »
im awesome. how are you buddy?

I'm awesome buddy.  How are you?

+1

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« Reply #81 on: August 18, 2019, 03:49:58 PM »
Damn.  Put on some clothes, Dubb.  Are you auditioning for a Febreze commercial?



I will not.  I have a bead on Shreddie, or rather the shrinking creature behind the dreadful apparatus, and aim to deliver a wounding psychic blow to end his reign of terror.  Not in the woo sense, but real damage.  Never fear, dear sweet Azz; vengeance is at hand!


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« Reply #82 on: August 18, 2019, 03:50:18 PM »
I'm awesome buddy.  How are you?

+1

What the hell has happened? You sound like you've been possessed by damon, except your grammar isn't all screwed.

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« Reply #83 on: August 18, 2019, 03:55:02 PM »
I will not.  I have a bead on Shreddie, or rather the shrinking creature behind the dreadful apparatus, and aim to deliver a wounding psychic blow to end his reign of terror.  Not in the woo sense, but real damage.  Never fear, dear sweet Azz; vengeance is at hand!

So far it's been like trying to bring down Michelangelo's David (a not inapt comparison, if I say so myself) with a pea shooter. What can I expect, more lame and inaccurate fat gags? A wretched attempt to call my vast learning into question? Your invertebrate attempts at hostility don't scare me.

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« Reply #84 on: August 18, 2019, 03:57:13 PM »
What the hell has happened? You sound like you've been possessed by damon, except your grammar isn't all screwed.


Praise MV!

Great Post!

+1

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« Reply #85 on: August 18, 2019, 04:12:08 PM »
I think that's an aspiration we can all get behind. Mercifully, we shouldn't have to wait too long thanks to the tobacco and your Auschwitz physique.

When were you allowed to leave the slave master's cuck shed in the underground?

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« Reply #86 on: August 18, 2019, 04:12:33 PM »
Like his early work...


Hey thatís my jam

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« Reply #87 on: August 18, 2019, 04:14:35 PM »
So far it's been like trying to bring down Michelangelo's David (a not inapt comparison, if I say so myself) with a pea shooter. What can I expect, more lame and inaccurate fat gags? A wretched attempt to call my vast learning into question? Your invertebrate attempts at hostility don't scare me.

Ha!  I have already driven you off of the familiar ground of intellectual and cultural superiority which, in contravention of all that is right and good, you use to bully and demean rather than uplift -- I bet you've never had occasion to call someone else pretentious in your life.

I see your appeals for sympathy that go unanswered.  You are adrift in unfamiliar territory without friends, only cordial enemies like me who like to fight.  That may be enough to stay my hand but make no mistake:  you are at my mercy.


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« Reply #88 on: August 18, 2019, 04:16:19 PM »
What happened to you?! Senility? ???
Close but no cigar. 

It's similar but I forget the name.  Wait.  What was your question??? ::) ;D

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« Reply #89 on: August 18, 2019, 04:17:08 PM »
When were you allowed to leave the slave master's cuck shed in the underground?

I think you must be confusing me with someone else. A not unlikely occurrence given that you're shitfaced most of the time. I hope you at least recycle all those beer cans, Glugsy!