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« Reply #240 on: August 19, 2019, 11:44:03 AM »
Good Morning K_Dubb!   ;D

+1

Good Morning, dear!  A warm and hearty plus-one to you, too!




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« Reply #241 on: August 19, 2019, 11:46:00 AM »
There's already a thread for this you massive sperg!

Do you really think thread count is a thing.
You're competing with damon.

If you could find that thread then I could find the post I need to have Lee delete.
If he doesn't, I'll sue.

In other news: Just noticed today that Bart is deleting post's.
And I don't mean porn. I mean nothing but text that was up for months.
Maybe his mods, (hi KSM) are pruning the site. . . for posterity.

Good Morning WildCard!

You've always been one of my favorite posters.

Praise MV!

+1

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« Reply #242 on: August 19, 2019, 11:46:40 AM »
Good Morning, dear!  A warm and hearty plus-one to you, too!



Thank You K_Dubb.  :-*

Hugs

+1


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« Reply #243 on: August 19, 2019, 11:47:25 AM »


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« Reply #244 on: August 19, 2019, 11:50:32 AM »
good morning, crew! i brought haught coffee and bacon bits for everyone to share.

+1 for all

Thank You Richard Groyper.  How thoughtful of you!

Praise MV!

+1

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« Reply #245 on: August 19, 2019, 11:50:38 AM »
Thank You K_Dubb.  :-*

Hugs

+1

It's too early for me to plus-one you again, but.... Rain Check1!!



Gawd this is exhausting.  How do they keep it up?

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« Reply #246 on: August 19, 2019, 11:52:08 AM »
You know what makes me laugh more than the childish behavior I've witnessed tonight?

twig insists that I'm a Cat Lady.  Oh how I wish I had that Honor.  Unfortunately, to be an official Cat Lady, one must have two, that's 2, two, or more Cats in the household. Sadly, I have but one.
But she's a wonderful companion.  She curls up next to my pillow at night when I go to sleep.  Wakes me up in the morning when the sun shines through the window.  If I don't wake up straight away, She'll walk back and forth around and across me till I blurt out an expletive or two.  But She's satisfied I haven't died in my sleep so we're good to go.

I know there are some reading this who know exactly what I'm talking about, even though they may not want to admit it in this thread, due to the unfortunate circumstances.  No worries.  You know your Cat is your bud, and your Cat is well aware of this too.

Anyway, I'm probably going to get more misguided flak for this but, oh well.  That's how life rolls.  And if ya know how to ride the son of a bitch, it can actually be fun!

Okay, my Friends, my enemas, and my Frenemies.  Enjoy your night. ;D :-* ;)

I.... Iím not a cat lady anymore...?

😿😿😭😭😭😭😭

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« Reply #247 on: August 19, 2019, 11:52:47 AM »
M/26 was trying to dox BE on the sly at the other site. Brig and I had some fun with it. ;)

Good Morning VC.  Yes, Fun is my middle name.   ;D

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« Reply #248 on: August 19, 2019, 11:53:50 AM »
I.... Iím not a cat lady anymore...?

😿😿😭😭😭😭😭

Good Morning Spookcat.  I acknowledge your inner BellGabber!

Praise MV!

+1

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« Reply #249 on: August 19, 2019, 11:55:21 AM »
It's too early for me to plus-one you again, but.... Rain Check1!!



Gawd this is exhausting.  How do they keep it up?

Thank You K_Dubb, I know you won't forget.

#MeToo

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« Reply #250 on: August 19, 2019, 11:55:44 AM »
Bart banned me for smiting everyone with -1ís.


Just sayin




They all deserved the -1ís.  From sloppy Bart to the cat ladies.

Hi DanTSX! rad post buddy.

+1 for going against the grain, but -1 for smiting me.

im firm but fair. (dont worry, you still get the +1 from my first post of the day.)

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« Reply #251 on: August 19, 2019, 11:57:49 AM »
Thank You Richard Groyper.  How thoughtful of you!

Praise MV!

+1

you're welcome, brig. thank you for thanking me, you're a swell gal.

+1

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« Reply #252 on: August 19, 2019, 12:01:21 PM »
I fucking hate you cunts.

- 666

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« Reply #253 on: August 19, 2019, 12:02:13 PM »
Hi DanTSX! rad post buddy.

+1 for going against the grain, but -1 for smiting me.

im firm but fair. (dont worry, you still get the +1 from my first post of the day.)

Yes, DanTSX is a swell guy!

+1

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« Reply #254 on: August 19, 2019, 12:03:41 PM »
Good Morning Spookcat.  I acknowledge your inner BellGabber!

Praise MV!

+1

Good afternoon, brig. +1 for all

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« Reply #255 on: August 19, 2019, 12:04:11 PM »
Yes, DanTSX is a swell guy!

+1

yes, i agree.

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« Reply #256 on: August 19, 2019, 12:06:13 PM »
I fucking hate you cunts.

- 666



Great to see you, too!

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« Reply #257 on: August 19, 2019, 12:09:03 PM »

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« Reply #258 on: August 19, 2019, 12:09:29 PM »

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« Reply #259 on: August 19, 2019, 12:09:57 PM »
you're welcome, brig. thank you for thanking me, you're a swell gal.

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You're Welcome Richard Groyper.

+1

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« Reply #260 on: August 19, 2019, 12:15:41 PM »
I have a bead on Shreddie, or rather the shrinking creature behind the dreadful apparatus, and aim to deliver a wounding psychic blow to end his reign of terror.  Not in the woo sense, but real damage.  Never fear, dear sweet Azz; vengeance is at hand!

Let's gang rape him. Paladin's keen. I'll blow the dust off my strap-on.

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« Reply #261 on: August 19, 2019, 12:23:39 PM »
Let's gang rape him. Paladin's keen. I'll blow the dust off my strap-on.


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« Reply #262 on: August 19, 2019, 12:26:47 PM »

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« Reply #263 on: August 19, 2019, 12:29:49 PM »


Do you think you can work up the courage to drive your semi into the ol' bear? He's gonna love it!

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« Reply #264 on: August 19, 2019, 12:30:30 PM »
heh heh

Shocking only at EllGab.

+1

No I promised I'd be nicer to him.  Too Dark!  -1



Bear in mind that he has called me a promiscuous disease-ridden pedophile and repeatedly fantasized about my ghastly demise, while the worst I've ever done is call him fat.

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« Reply #265 on: August 19, 2019, 12:32:56 PM »
Good afternoon, brig. +1 for all

Oh MY! 

Is that allowed? 

I thought you had to +1 each person individually.

#ICouldBeWrong

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« Reply #266 on: August 19, 2019, 12:34:22 PM »
Do you think you can work up the courage to drive your semi into the ol' bear? He's gonna love it!

You have a point.




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« Reply #267 on: August 19, 2019, 12:34:42 PM »
No I promised I'd be nicer to him.  Too Dark!  -1



Bear in mind that he has called me a promiscuous disease-ridden pedophile and repeatedly fantasized about my ghastly demise, while the worst I've ever done is call him fat.

It's nice to know you're working on it.  :)

+1

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« Reply #268 on: August 19, 2019, 12:35:24 PM »
You have a point.

Jus' keep it wrapped in plastic, nigga.

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« Reply #269 on: August 19, 2019, 12:35:33 PM »
No I promised I'd be nicer to him.  Too Dark!  -1



Bear in mind that he has called me a promiscuous disease-ridden pedophile and repeatedly fantasized about my ghastly demise, while the worst I've ever done is call him fat.

-1 for your unjustified and relentless cruelty towards Azzy. shame on you.