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Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #120 on: August 12, 2019, 08:25:47 PM »
One notices a lot of similarity between certain Mexican music and polka (both like accordians.)

I'm sure I mentioned that I stopped in south central a few years back. One bar had live music- accordions. That was my comment when I got back home (my family is German.) I stated that it was amazing. If you closed your eyes you would almost swear that you were in the Austrian Canadian club with a bunch of Krauts dancing...

Sure there were differences in the music- it was not 100% the same. But how the two styles mirrored one another always stuck with me.

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #121 on: August 12, 2019, 08:37:05 PM »
If he is true to stereotype he is currently badly sunburnt, shirtless, in Speedos and extremely drunk bitching about the Germans taking the poolside loungers and towels.
Fixed it for you.

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #122 on: August 12, 2019, 08:39:07 PM »
I'm sure I mentioned that I stopped in south central a few years back. One bar had live music- accordions. That was my comment when I got back home (my family is German.) I stated that it was amazing. If you closed your eyes you would almost swear that you were in the Austrian Canadian club with a bunch of Krauts dancing...

Sure there were differences in the music- it was not 100% the same. But how the two styles mirrored one another always stuck with me.
Yep. There is lots of history between Mexico and Germany and Texas, Mexico, and Germany and stuff mixed which resulted, sometimes, in many good things, BBQ, Tex-Mex, Accordion music, shooting clubs, breweries, etc. More weirdness- think about how the Hawaii guitar or the African banjo got to be C&W slide guitar or bigtime bluegrass instrument of choice?


Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #123 on: August 12, 2019, 08:40:05 PM »
I take Hoagland to be an Anglicization of either Haglund (which is pretty common in Jämtland where my dad's family is from -- there is a certain resemblance) or derived from what is usually spelled 'haugr' in Old Norse, meaning a hill or a (grave) mound.

The Scandinavian people seem to have big foreheads, and close set eyes. Sickly coloration too. They don't look very advanced somehow ??


Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #124 on: August 12, 2019, 09:11:03 PM »
Will you marry me?

As long as you come with a bag of dicks, baby, I'm yours.

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #125 on: August 12, 2019, 09:41:58 PM »
The Scandinavian people seem to have big foreheads, and close set eyes. Sickly coloration too. They don't look very advanced somehow ??

I agree; we are intolerably ugly little grubs and should be shoved back under the log we crawled out from.

Oh God please bring Shreddie back.

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #126 on: August 12, 2019, 09:47:37 PM »
The Scandinavian people seem to have big foreheads, and close set eyes. Sickly coloration too. They don't look very advanced somehow ??

You talking shit about Denmark?




Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #127 on: August 12, 2019, 10:04:46 PM »
Oh God please bring Shreddie back.

Perhaps this place is now beyond his purview.

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #128 on: August 12, 2019, 10:10:40 PM »
Perhaps this place is now beyond his purview.

I did not think of that!  But Dynamo posted today so they haven't gone full China.

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #129 on: August 12, 2019, 10:10:44 PM »
Did you find SV? He lives in the underground in London...cut him some slack...he'll be back once he finds a sugardaddy with internet...Yorkie can explain it to you all...he has a talent for words and prose, but is challenged by the general concept of making a living that doesn't involve gay Royal sex and dwarves...we'll see him again in one form or another...God bless that fucked up gay ass Brit! Luv him ta death!

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #130 on: August 12, 2019, 10:14:10 PM »
Did you find SV? He lives in the underground in London...cut him some slack...he'll be back once he finds a sugardaddy with internet...Yorkie can explain it to you all...he has a talent for words and prose, but is challenged by the general concept of making a living that doesn't involve gay Royal sex and dwarves...we'll see him again in one form or another...God bless that fucked up gay ass Brit! Luv him ta death!

Great news!  Shall we send out a search party?  They must have strong stomachs against sordid scenes they will doubtless encounter.  I volunteer...

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #131 on: August 12, 2019, 10:18:31 PM »
Great news!  Shall we send out a search party?  They must have strong stomachs against sordid scenes they will doubtless encounter.  I volunteer...

He can only be found IF he chooses to be found...I would applaud such a stalwart effort, but alas...pure folderol...enjoy your life...have some lutefisk and distilled spirits...God Bless!+

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #132 on: August 12, 2019, 10:22:09 PM »
He can only be found IF he chooses to be found...I would applaud such a stalwart effort, but alas...pure folderol...enjoy your life...have some lutefisk and distilled spirits...God Bless!+

God bless you, too, chef.  Perhaps a segment of the new Martinez Tonight can be devoted to an appeal -- your reach is, theoretically, worldwide.

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #133 on: August 12, 2019, 10:24:18 PM »
God bless you, too, chef.  Perhaps a segment of the new Martinez Tonight can be devoted to an appeal -- your reach is, theoretically, worldwide.

I think so, sir...I think so...

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #134 on: August 12, 2019, 10:25:19 PM »
God bless you, too, chef.  Perhaps a segment of the new Martinez Tonight can be devoted to an appeal -- your reach is, theoretically, worldwide.

Hell - Martinez Tonight should be blasted out towards the Dog Star via that big dish down at Arecibo.

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #135 on: August 12, 2019, 10:28:01 PM »
Hell - Martinez Tonight should be blasted out towards the Dog Star via that big dish down at Arecibo.


Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #136 on: August 12, 2019, 10:29:53 PM »



LoL!    Exactly.............................  Good to see you around more often man.

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #137 on: August 12, 2019, 10:31:03 PM »

LoL!    Exactly.............................  Good to see you around more often man.

Feelers are out...have to be 100% independent from bellgab...MV must be kept clean...I'll keep you updated...

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #138 on: August 12, 2019, 10:34:14 PM »
Feelers are out...have to be 100% independent from bellgab...MV must be kept clean...I'll keep you updated...

Jesus.  Sounds serious.   You had better wear a helmet.   Here ya go:


Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #139 on: August 12, 2019, 10:35:40 PM »
I think so, sir...I think so...

God bless you for your charity, sir.  He left us with a partial description:  6'2", 280 lbs (I pass over in silence, having woefully learned my lesson), half street-shidder in a silk kimono who looks like Allan Watts.


Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #140 on: August 12, 2019, 10:38:33 PM »
Jesus.  Sounds serious.   You had better wear a helmet.   Here ya go:



I'm 3/4 English and 1/4 German...I'm pretty sure the German side were dirt farmers...which is why they came to the US...ha...the English side...OMG...badasses...15 years after the Mayflower!

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #141 on: August 12, 2019, 10:40:23 PM »
I'm 3/4 English and 1/4 German...I'm pretty sure the German side were dirt farmers...which is why they came to the US...ha...the English side...OMG...badasses...15 years after the Mayflower!

Find your inner Prussian man.  The Cotton Mather lid ain't gonna get this done.

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #142 on: August 12, 2019, 10:44:17 PM »
God bless you for your charity, sir.  He left us with a partial description:  6'2", 280 lbs (I pass over in silence, having woefully learned my lesson), half street-shidder in a silk kimono who looks like Allan Watts.



Bears?


Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #143 on: August 12, 2019, 10:45:19 PM »

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #144 on: August 12, 2019, 10:49:13 PM »
Undoubtedly.

Imagine the sexual freedom that comes with being attracted to fat hairy men...you have your pick! Millions of them out there...not all gay, but might be desperate.

...but, alas...I'm hopelessly devoted to the ladies and their VJJ's...whew...we'll talk about this on the next MT!

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #145 on: August 12, 2019, 10:56:13 PM »
Imagine the sexual freedom that comes with being attracted to fat hairy men...you have your pick! Millions of them out there...not all gay, but might be desperate.

...but, alas...I'm hopelessly devoted to the ladies and their VJJ's...whew...we'll talk about this on the next MT!

Your sympathetic and broad-minded evaluation does you much credit.  Someone needs to love them, too.  God bless them all.

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #146 on: August 12, 2019, 11:35:44 PM »
Raspberry, almond, or apricot?  And rum cream or vanilla?

I haven't mastered the true Danish laminated-dough kringle but I can make the Oslokringle variant with choux pastry over a crumb crust from my mom's old recipe that will knock your socks off, shaped like a Viking ship.  If you text me from the summit I will have it still barely warm.

I roast my own beans, too.

You’ll make someone a lovely wife one day. ;)

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #147 on: August 12, 2019, 11:36:23 PM »

Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #148 on: August 12, 2019, 11:55:39 PM »
Your sympathetic and broad-minded evaluation does you much credit.  Someone needs to love them, too.  God bless them all.

God speed fat boys...


Re: Sredni Vashtar (Missing in Action)
« Reply #149 on: August 13, 2019, 09:34:41 AM »