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« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2019, 09:07:49 PM »
I will finally step into the light and confess that I was part of the underground that lurked in the catacombs of Bellgab.   I couldn't help it all - I love a good mystery and was closing in on that damn Kishka thief.


Hahaha that is a riot!

Thank you for coming out of the shadows with me, Brother Walks.  In truth we all know who stole it -- he had the means and opportunity, but nobody can come up with a motive since they don't really go with falafel or tabbouleh.  Unless it was for Tommee, who looks like he knows his way around a good meat market.


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« Reply #31 on: August 19, 2019, 09:19:11 PM »
There also might have been even more notorious suspects when the accordion and Welk, Polkas, Czech, Wisconsin, German, Weird Al's Dad, and Mexican Norteno music was beginning to be, finally, brought together- for whatever evil was behind it.....

You are so right.  The brotherhood of the squeezebox transcends borders, both north and south, and it is no secret that La Raza seeks to capitalize on this camaraderie and send their swarthy hordes swimming across the Rio Grande to the tune of concertinas and stomach-Steinways in a desperate bid for sympathy and fellow-feeling.   Who could be responsible?




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« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2019, 09:19:18 PM »
   ...
Accordions in Surprising Places
   ...


#RareParaphiliaIndeed
#HipsterFetishes...
#ButtPlay&FeetMustBe2Mainstream
#K_DubbPostAway+1

#SpeakingOfDigressions&Paraphilia...
#EdmundEmilKemperIIIWasABrightFellow...
#WhoDevelopedSomeDivergentFetishes.





   


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« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2019, 09:25:10 PM »
Hahaha that is a riot!

Thank you for coming out of the shadows with me, Brother Walks.  In truth we all know who stole it -- he had the means and opportunity, but nobody can come up with a motive since they don't really go with falafel or tabbouleh.  Unless it was for Tommee, who looks like he knows his way around a good meat market.



Motive?   40 Clams for six of 'em.  Right out of Hamtramck

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« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2019, 09:28:36 PM »
Fishing Lures that Kick Ass

Speaking of, we are getting blue fin tuna off the coast this year due to water conditions and my brother just caught a 30-lb example using only a flasher which he brought to my folks'.  But, being good Christians, they required cooking all the red out so all my visions of poke salad and barely seared burgers vanished like mist and I choked down my portion with eyes dimmed by tears.

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« Reply #35 on: August 19, 2019, 09:32:01 PM »
Motive?   40 Clams for six of 'em.  Right out of Hamtramck

https://www.kowality.com/product-p/72.htm

I was hoping for something a little more exotic than grasping cupidity, but GNS.

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« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2019, 09:37:26 PM »
Speaking of, we are getting blue fin tuna off the coast this year due to water conditions and my brother just caught a 30-lb example using only a flasher which he brought to my folks'.  But, being good Christians, they required cooking all the red out so all my visions of poke salad and barely seared burgers vanished like mist and I choked down my portion with eyes dimmed by tears.

Praise His Name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2019, 09:48:33 PM »

#RareParaphiliaIndeed
#HipsterFetishes...
#ButtPlay&FeetMustBe2Mainstream
#K_DubbPostAway+1

#SpeakingOfDigressions&Paraphilia...
#EdmundEmilKemperIIIWasABrightFellow...
#WhoDevelopedSomeDivergentFetishes.


Haha in the music, kitty.  Like Arcade Fire and Sigur Ros.

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« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2019, 10:04:30 PM »
You are so right.  The brotherhood of the squeezebox transcends borders, both north and south, and it is no secret that La Raza seeks to capitalize on this camaraderie and send their swarthy hordes swimming across the Rio Grande to the tune of concertinas and stomach-Steinways in a desperate bid for sympathy and fellow-feeling.   Who could be responsible?



Did you ever get the feeling when watching a female accordionist play a fast polka that she was just one or two notes away from sustaining a serious "titty tweek" or "purple nurpple."   Gives me that nervous feeling one gets when watching the Flying Wallendas work without a net.  Okay, maybe that's just me. 

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« Reply #39 on: August 19, 2019, 10:05:17 PM »
Praise His Name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I don't suppose Christ ever ate a bluefin or He would have left His people specific instructions not to overcook it, if not the recipe for poke salad itself which, I fervently believe, will be heaped on platters of chrysoprase when we get to the ivory palaces above, served by smiling seraphim.

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« Reply #40 on: August 19, 2019, 10:08:41 PM »
Did you ever get the feeling when watching a female accordionist play a fast polka that she was just one or two notes away from sustaining a serious "titty tweek" or "purple nurpple."   Gives me that nervous feeling one gets when watching the Flying Wallendas work without a net.  Okay, maybe that's just me.

It is a real concern.  I have had a few close calls myself, sultry Saturday afternoons on the back deck with the little musette-tuned Hohner I affectionately call the Piranha.

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« Reply #41 on: August 19, 2019, 10:17:03 PM »
It is a real concern.  I have had a few close calls myself, sultry Saturday afternoons on the back deck with the little musette-tuned Hohner I affectionately call the Piranha.

The price one pays for one's art I suppose.

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« Reply #42 on: August 19, 2019, 10:44:15 PM »

#RareParaphiliaIndeed
#HipsterFetishes...
#ButtPlay&FeetMustBe2Mainstream
#K_DubbPostAway+1

#SpeakingOfDigressions&Paraphilia...
#EdmundEmilKemperIIIWasABrightFellow...
#WhoDevelopedSomeDivergentFetishes.




Your interests run a tad on the macabre side. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)  Is there something you might want to share on the True Confessions of BellGab thread?  Asking for JackStar. 

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« Reply #43 on: August 19, 2019, 11:29:34 PM »
I will finally step into the light and confess that I was part of the underground that lurked in the catacombs of Bellgab.   I couldn't help it all - I love a good mystery and was closing in on that damn Kishka thief.


Is that Alfred E. Newman dancing with that woman? ???

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« Reply #44 on: August 20, 2019, 02:12:36 AM »
Praise His Name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Praise MV!

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« Reply #45 on: August 20, 2019, 02:32:54 AM »
Sooo, you're telling met that all the porny love letters that daddy ART sent me are no longer accessible?  But I was putting together a coffee table book.

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« Reply #46 on: August 20, 2019, 02:44:26 AM »

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« Reply #47 on: August 20, 2019, 03:22:58 AM »
Your interests run a tad on the macabre side. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)  Is there something you might want to share on the True Confessions of BellGab thread?  Asking for JackStar.

He means to make my flesh creep by an odious comparison -- that is just kitty's way.  Like the ones that bite your toes when you are sleeping, lest you imagine them tame.

#NiceKitty
#SweetKitty

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« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2019, 10:50:50 AM »
the devil's telegrams

Can you put me in touch?

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« Reply #49 on: August 20, 2019, 11:51:54 AM »

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« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2019, 02:15:37 PM »
Sooo, you're telling met that all the porny love letters that daddy ART sent me are no longer accessible?  But I was putting together a coffee table book.

Is there a gofundme for it? ???

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« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2019, 04:45:12 PM »
Sooo, you're telling met that all the porny love letters that daddy ART sent me are no longer accessible?  But I was putting together a coffee table book.

 ;D

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« Reply #52 on: September 09, 2019, 05:51:00 PM »
There were some recent incidents involving PM use and the easiest solution was to disable them altogether. The PM system won't be reactivated.

I don't suppose you can reinstate the PM feature for a few hours so I can delete all my PM's?

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« Reply #53 on: September 09, 2019, 06:30:04 PM »
I don't suppose you can reinstate the PM feature for a few hours so I can delete all my PM's?

Sounds like there's some juicy ones the class needs to hear.

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« Reply #54 on: September 09, 2019, 06:45:48 PM »
Sounds like there's some juicy ones the class needs to hear.

Nope, they are all mostly schematics of boat hulls.

Sorry, my cat got on the keyboard and deleted my last post...twice.

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« Reply #55 on: September 09, 2019, 06:46:40 PM »
Nope, they are all mostly schematics of boat hulls.

Sorry, my cat got on the keyboard and deleted my last post.

Awwww......  Again?    It was a nice post.


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« Reply #56 on: September 09, 2019, 06:49:47 PM »
Just jump on any post of hers and hit the quote button before she changes her mind!

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« Reply #57 on: September 09, 2019, 06:51:57 PM »
Just jump on any post of hers and hit the quote button before she changes her mind!

I'll try to stop doing that.

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« Reply #58 on: September 09, 2019, 06:54:05 PM »
I'll try to stop doing that.

Oh please don't........  It's like a video game.

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« Reply #59 on: September 09, 2019, 07:03:01 PM »
I'll try to stop doing that.

Why do you do it? I could understand if it contained something personal but your deletion decisions seem totally arbitrary.