It sounds like My Pet Goat is rather more your speed. Let me know if there are any words you're struggling with, we don't want that brow of yours getting any more harrowed and wrinkled than it already is. The fact that you can describe one of the great comic masterpieces of the past century as a 'dreary trudge' demonstrates why you're so despised by the better sort. Not to brag, but I can read Cyrillic. You could too, if you spent a little less time on your Uranian misadventures, you low-life peasant!
And yet the most bald-faced French pun escapes you completely,
quelle dommage. All your comic masterpiece proved is that Downton Abbey is a pale rehash of gilded-age tales that have been circulating for decades to persuade the 90% of Englishmen who shoveled coal and wrung out the washing that they somehow participated in something grand. And anyway, as a
bon vivant (that's French for one who lives a good life, in which your tedious penance to what passes for art these days can play no part) I shall have the best revenge.
