Poll

Gravity Sucks is:

A loser
4 (23.5%)
An illegal posing as a US citizen
2 (11.8%)
A used car salesman
1 (5.9%)
A woman
1 (5.9%)
Little Rocket Man
9 (52.9%)

Total Members Voted: 17

Voting closed: November 29, 2018, 05:38:41 PM

Author Topic: An Open Letter to GravitySucks  (Read 13001 times)

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Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #90 on: November 25, 2018, 07:02:16 PM »
PAGING Donald Noory !!!
PAGING Donald Noory !!!
PAGING Donald Noory !!!

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #91 on: November 25, 2018, 07:03:18 PM »
He has a fixation with inbreeding. These types often practice what they screech.
Like this guy with hands.




Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #92 on: November 25, 2018, 07:10:38 PM »
Like this guy with hands.



as you know, madness like gravity sucks... all it takes is a little push.


Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #93 on: November 25, 2018, 07:49:38 PM »
ZaZa, Jesus Juice asked me to ask you if you'd kindly take him off of ignore? thanks.


Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #94 on: November 25, 2018, 07:55:40 PM »
ZaZa, Jesus Juice asked me to ask you if you'd kindly take him off of ignore? thanks.

Man, all these old users...well the hell is SixWeekTenure?

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #95 on: November 25, 2018, 07:58:14 PM »
Man, all these old users...well the hell is SixWeekTenure?

i know, right? it seems like this place is slowly coming back together.

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #96 on: November 25, 2018, 08:02:38 PM »
ZaZa, Jesus Juice asked me to ask you if you'd kindly take him off of ignore? thanks.
1).I don't know who Jesus Juice is.
2).I don't have anybody on Ignore. And never did. I'm not crybaby Jackstar.

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #97 on: November 25, 2018, 08:10:41 PM »
The /ignore feature is back?  Outstanding.

Now what is going on hear, 4 pages in as many hours?

I don't feel like crossing the DMZ to get to NorthKoreaGab, all my previous visits have been disappointing, on the whole.  Did someone get "banned" again?

And what's this about screenshots from EllGab not being allowed/kosher whathae-yew?


Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #98 on: November 25, 2018, 08:11:22 PM »
Iíve lost a friend. Itís great you guys can laugh, and youíre helping...but Iíve been blindsided...I believe in the good of people.
How the hell did I end up watching a slap fight in a thread on an anonymous forum?  Where the fuck did I go wrong?

P..S Never stand between a fervent EllGabber and a cat lady.

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #99 on: November 25, 2018, 08:15:21 PM »
If that will make you feel better GS is blind in one eye, (glass eye).
TRUE STORY.
That must be the one (SWIDT) he uses to scope out lonely cat ladies.

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #100 on: November 25, 2018, 08:19:07 PM »
That must be the one (SWIDT) he uses to scope out lonely cat ladies.


Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #101 on: November 25, 2018, 08:21:37 PM »
That must be the one (SWIDT) he uses to scope out lonely cat ladies.

a high power telescopic monocle.

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #102 on: November 25, 2018, 08:21:55 PM »
That must be the one (SWIDT) he uses to scope out lonely cat ladies.
I'm almost sure that when GS sees cat lady that he takes his glass eye out and rubbs against his junk and puts it back in the eye socket

*EDIT*
FUCK IT, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SPELL IT PROPERLY..rubs, rubbs, rubbes
but you all know what I mean

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #103 on: November 25, 2018, 08:23:04 PM »
Would that make him the larger animal?

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #104 on: November 25, 2018, 08:25:42 PM »
Would that make him the larger animal?
In the..eyes of cat ladies?

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #105 on: November 25, 2018, 08:28:11 PM »
I wonder if he is good at giving socket?  Maybe he is after cat men.

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #106 on: November 25, 2018, 08:30:54 PM »
I wonder if he is good at giving socket?  Maybe he is after cat men.
>implying GS is a bottom?

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #107 on: November 25, 2018, 08:30:55 PM »
I wonder if he is good at giving socket?  Maybe he is after cat men.

catmandoo

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #108 on: November 25, 2018, 08:33:11 PM »
I wonder if he is good at giving socket?  Maybe he is after cat men.
..is he changing his handle to Gravity Socket ?

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #109 on: November 25, 2018, 08:34:20 PM »
>implying GS is a bottom?
Eye socket.  Remove the glass eye an plug in.

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #110 on: November 25, 2018, 08:35:26 PM »
..is he changing his handle to Gravity Socket ?

 ;D

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #111 on: November 25, 2018, 08:35:51 PM »
glass plugs drive the cat ladies wild.

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #112 on: November 25, 2018, 08:35:59 PM »
When GS called last GabCast he told Lee that he was looking for the 'sweet spot'.
What did he mean by this?

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #113 on: November 25, 2018, 08:36:33 PM »
Rocket Socket!

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #114 on: November 25, 2018, 08:38:03 PM »

Ask GravitySucks Anything
« Reply #115 on: November 25, 2018, 08:38:15 PM »
How do you like them apples?

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #116 on: November 25, 2018, 08:39:29 PM »
When GS called last GabCast he told Lee that he was looking for the 'sweet spot'.
What did he mean by this?

did he mean cat lady socket or rocket socket?

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #117 on: November 25, 2018, 08:47:13 PM »
did he mean cat lady socket or rocket socket?
It was hard to hear him, I don't know if he started drinking again or what, but he was talking about looking for a sweet spot

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #118 on: November 25, 2018, 08:52:29 PM »
Hmmm... maybe GS was talking about Bart Ell's sweet spot?

Re: An Open Letter to GS
« Reply #119 on: November 25, 2018, 08:54:58 PM »
sweet spot that is inside Bart Ell's socket, I think that's what GS was referring to.