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Re: Bart is Triggered
« Reply #150 on: November 06, 2018, 06:01:24 PM »
As to the culinary industry I was a sous chef for years in a French restaurant.  I have worked in the kitchen at a country club, a sushi restaurant, ran the grill at a steak-house in a casino during my chef's apprenticeship (among other things).  I flipped burgers at a bar with a galley-style kitchen (one man job), worked pizza, worked in the kitchen at a comedy club, worked garde-manger at an Italian place on the Plaza in town (Kansas City), ran the Pantry/receiving section of a vegan restaurant (I helped them start serving meats) shit that vegan place I made stocks from scratch, sauces etc. 

Dang, fam, that's a lot of jobs right there.  And all before you joined the army, which has a max enlistment age of...what was it again?  Thirty three or something.

I for one am impressed.  Has the sheriff caught you yet?


Re: Bart is Triggered
« Reply #152 on: November 06, 2018, 06:03:45 PM »


I'm starting to miss the Nazi posts.



That makes one of us. Nazi memes are too 2015, and I dread crazy meltdowns from unhinged leftists.


Re: Ellgab Boredom Support Thread
« Reply #153 on: November 06, 2018, 06:05:20 PM »
I dread crazy meltdowns from unhinged leftists.

 

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Re: Bart is Triggered
« Reply #154 on: November 06, 2018, 06:06:51 PM »
H20 is for peasants now.

H20: because "water" isn't pretentious enough, and "H2O" is too scientifically-complex for a high school dropout.

Re: Bart is Triggered
« Reply #155 on: November 06, 2018, 06:08:32 PM »
Dang, fam, that's a lot of jobs right there.  And all before you joined the army, which has a max enlistment age of...what was it again?  Thirty three or something.

I for one am impressed.  Has the sheriff caught you yet?

Seems legit.  :P

I think he's also a ninja.

Re: Ellgab Boredom Support Thread
« Reply #156 on: November 06, 2018, 06:10:30 PM »
Rarely have you been shown to be dumber.

Re: Ellgab Boredom Support Thread
« Reply #157 on: November 06, 2018, 06:11:09 PM »

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Why contain a disease before it infects more people? Unhinged leftists make for funny YouTube clips, but we don't need more people who scream at the sky.

Re: Bart is Triggered
« Reply #158 on: November 06, 2018, 06:41:53 PM »


Here's a post from one of the original cast members. Now, we need a cameo appearance from Paperboy.

Re: Bart is Triggered
« Reply #159 on: November 06, 2018, 06:48:58 PM »
Here's a post from one of the original cast members. Now, we need a cameo appearance from Paperboy.

Paperboy won't come back, he is still pissed that Liberace shut this site down with no warning. Can't say I blame him but I would like to see him here. If you miss him he posts at ellgab with the name PB.

Re: Ellgab Boredom Support Thread
« Reply #160 on: November 06, 2018, 06:49:39 PM »

So you say, but then you are very easily TRIGGERED!


Re: Bart is Triggered
« Reply #161 on: November 06, 2018, 06:54:26 PM »
Paperboy won't come back, he is still pissed that Liberace shut this site down with no warning. Can't say I blame him but I would like to see him here. If you miss him he posts at ellgab with the name PB.

I hadn't posted for a few years. I returned to a forum version of "Game Of Thrones".

Re: Ellgab Boredom Support Thread
« Reply #162 on: November 06, 2018, 06:55:12 PM »
dismissive hand-wanking gestures





Paperboy won't come back, he is still pissed that Liberace shut this site down with no warning.

Awww, hell no. Ye were warned. Ye were all warned. lmao

Re: Ellgab Boredom Support Thread
« Reply #163 on: November 06, 2018, 06:57:01 PM »
I returned to a forum version of "Game Of Thrones".

Still--this is far and away classier than the forum version of "The Force Awakens" was. Ugh.

Re: Ellgab Boredom Support Thread
« Reply #164 on: November 06, 2018, 07:01:14 PM »
Still--this is far and away classier than the forum version of "The Force Awakens" was. Ugh.

As far as I'm concerned, there are just three "Star Wars" movies. The Force went back to sleep after the third one.

Re: Ellgab Boredom Support Thread
« Reply #165 on: November 06, 2018, 08:05:04 PM »
As far as I'm concerned, there are just three "Star Wars" movies. The Force went back to sleep after the third one.

And even the third one had too many muppets.

Re: Bart is Triggered
« Reply #166 on: November 06, 2018, 08:50:42 PM »
I really do think that both forums can be good. For the people who whats the wild wild west feel of the internet can have fun here at bellgab. for the people who wants a more of a safe place there is ellgab. Bellgab and Ellgab is like coke and pepsi. some people loves coke cola and other people just loves pepsi. Now there is a place for both groups of people.

Re: Ellgab Boredom Support Thread
« Reply #167 on: November 06, 2018, 08:58:30 PM »
You spastic retarded nigger wop faggots can post anywhere you like--honestly, it's all the same to me.

Re: Ellgab Boredom Support Thread
« Reply #168 on: November 06, 2018, 09:11:40 PM »
You spastic retarded nigger wop faggots can post anywhere you like--honestly, it's all the same to me.


Re: Bart is Triggered
« Reply #169 on: November 06, 2018, 09:30:36 PM »
Dang, fam, that's a lot of jobs right there.  And all before you joined the army, which has a max enlistment age of...what was it again?  Thirty three or something.

I for one am impressed.  Has the sheriff caught you yet?

I shot the sheriff...

I had my 32nd birthday in Basic Training.

There was no celebration...



Re: Bart is Triggered
« Reply #170 on: November 06, 2018, 10:35:42 PM »
I hadn't posted for a few years. I returned to a forum version of "Game Of Thrones".
Who's winning? 

Re: Ellgab Boredom Support Thread
« Reply #171 on: November 06, 2018, 10:39:10 PM »
And even the third one had too many muppets.

Can you ever have too many Muppets? Yes, one's more than enough.

Re: Ellgab Boredom Support Thread
« Reply #172 on: November 06, 2018, 10:40:22 PM »
You spastic retarded nigger wop faggots can post anywhere you like--honestly, it's all the same to me.

That's offensive to me. I'm not just a wop; I'm also a hick and a mick.

Re: Bart is Triggered
« Reply #173 on: November 06, 2018, 10:41:34 PM »
Who's winning?

Michael is winning. He's smart enough to know that bad publicity beats no publicity.

Re: Ellgab Boredom Support Thread
« Reply #174 on: November 06, 2018, 10:49:55 PM »
I'm not just a wop; I'm also a hick and a mick.

Look mang--as long as you're not mutilating, fucking, or eating children, it's all the same to me. I can't be expected to keep track of every ethnicity here, I just can't even.


Re: Bart is Triggered
« Reply #176 on: November 07, 2018, 03:01:03 AM »
RIM JOB

Re: Ellgab Boredom Support Thread
« Reply #177 on: November 07, 2018, 10:26:44 AM »
You spastic retarded nigger wop faggots can post anywhere you like--honestly, it's all the same to me.

Why are you discriminating against kikes, polocks, micks, beaners, krauts, chinks and limeys?

 :-\

Re: Ellgab Boredom Support Thread
« Reply #178 on: November 07, 2018, 03:26:31 PM »
I can't be expected to keep track of every ethnicity here, I just can't even.

It's cute how it's not bothering to actually read my posts anymore either.

Re: Bart is Triggered
« Reply #179 on: November 07, 2018, 04:28:18 PM »
What am I seeing hear?