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Re: Session Timeouts?!
« Reply #30 on: November 06, 2018, 09:16:22 PM »

Re: Session Timeouts?!
« Reply #31 on: November 07, 2018, 12:39:43 AM »
I piss on your fart.
I take both you cream puffs, slice and dice you and feed the pigs!

Re: Session Timeouts?!
« Reply #32 on: November 07, 2018, 12:44:50 AM »
It might not be too late.  The first step in purchasing any Apple product is to pee on it.  This does two things, it establishes your ownership of the equipment and symbolically establishes you as the dominant party in the user/AI relationship.  It sounds like your crApple product is rebelling against your God-given authority over it, this could have been avoided if you had peed on it immediately after purchasing it.  I recommend you pee on the offensive object;  it may be too late though it will either 1. submit and obey you from now on or 2. cease to function.  At this point, it seems that either option would be fine, really.  It isn't working right as it is so if it becomes useless garbage then really the state of affairs hasn't changed.  IF peeing on it causes it to "straighten up and fly right" then it is a win.

Somethymes it is the simple solutions that people don't think of first that are the best solutions.

Good Luck!


You know, that keyboard actually does resemble a puppy piddle pad.  Not his fault.


Re: Session Timeouts?!
« Reply #33 on: November 07, 2018, 12:47:14 AM »
Tootsie reported you to the FBI.  Or you need to switch to the poor manís 4-ball.
It's illegal to be stubborn?


Re: Session Timeouts?!
« Reply #34 on: November 07, 2018, 01:12:01 AM »
Still superior to Ellgab.com




And you were a suck-up there too.   Hail, BJ queen of the internet. ::)
Who knew? ;D

Re: Session Timeouts?!
« Reply #35 on: November 07, 2018, 10:36:11 AM »
And you were a suck-up there too.   Hail, BJ queen of the internet. ::)
Who knew? ;D

Ya know I was willing to give it a friendly shot too, but control freaks are odious. Still, Bart's crib = Bart's rulz.

Thanks for sticking with the original also, your posts are patriot critical. :)

Re: Session Timeouts?!
« Reply #36 on: November 07, 2018, 04:41:22 PM »
The forum has reached a new low.

Can you take me high enough?



Thas dope!


Re: Session Timeouts?!
« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2018, 03:05:21 AM »
The forum has reached a new low.
Not until you set it on fire...

Re: Session Timeouts?!
« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2018, 03:42:48 AM »
I ain't got nuthin' to do with that burnin' poo thing, mang. I draw the line somewhere's before that.

Re: Session Timeouts?!
« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2018, 10:22:43 AM »

Re: Session Timeouts?!
« Reply #40 on: November 09, 2018, 05:34:30 PM »