I would like to do a GabCast some-thyme, unfortunately the best I have for a microphone is a questionable mobile-phone earbud thing, and maybe an ancient bluetooth earbud, maybe.
Lately I have been thinking of doing a podcast. I have decided, if I go down this path to embrace my innate ability to make "bad radio." My goal being to be recognized, bar none, the #1 worst radio personality.
I will sink past the Noarees, the Reds, the Dietrichs, the Mycheals and Hoaxsters all.
I vow that the world will tremble before my suckage. My ability to produce uncomfortable lengthy periods of dead air with occasional mysterious background noises, barking dogs and the occasional passing emergency vehicles will be unsirpassed.
My segues into non-sequitors and inane banal interjections will be Noareesque.
My hot-mic commercial breaks will be legend.
On air bathroom breaks, singing in the shower and perhaps even a live remote driving in rush-hour traffic while simultaneously botching an interview with a special big-name guest that no-one has ever heard of (I am thinking one of the local mentally disturbed homeless guys).
But first, I would like some training. eMCee will you grant me the opportunity one day? I have heard you on air with some of radios biggest names in radio suck (Noaree & Red spring to mynd immediately, YP and the other Anglais dude as well).
I am not saying you suck, mind you, just that you seem to have some magical power to bring out that attribute in co-hosts. I think you might be able to assist me in my goal of being the #1 bad radio personality worldwide.
I want to beat the fat eff, I will dig a hole to set the bar really low for myself if I have to.
I guess my first step is to set up a GoFundMe page for a podcast microphone. Would you be a dear and do that for me eMCee?
I will PM you my home address. TIA.
-pate