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Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #300 on: October 16, 2018, 01:17:46 AM »
Hey brig still have your great ytube videos? Thatís ok I do if you donít. You know the ones where you are a fake Falkie and sound so sweet and nice with your hat? Even brought your daughter in one. You sure sound and look like a big cat lady in them. Why do you hate them now?
Do you have the one where she's snarking with a French-ish accent?

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #301 on: October 16, 2018, 01:21:01 AM »
Hey brig still have your great ytube videos? Thatís ok I do if you donít. You know the ones where you are a fake Falkie and sound so sweet and nice with your hat? Even brought your daughter in one. You sure sound and look like a big cat lady in them. Why do you hate them now?
I think because I'm a Cat Lady.  She's been shadow-snarking me for quite a while.  I've finally had enough.  By the way, I only have one Cat.  But she's a sweetheart. ;) :-*

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #302 on: October 16, 2018, 01:21:19 AM »
Why would you call lurkers cowardly?  Some lurkers are just folks checking out the forum for the first time.  They may even be prospective
donators.  They may have wanted to join, save for you calling them cowards.

Hey lurkers, if you want to join, please do so, and ignore the prior ramblings.   ;) ;D

Your post would make sense if I had said that all lurkers are cowardly.  Just Sayin...

Oh, wait, that was posted by StarrMountain.  My bad.



Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #303 on: October 16, 2018, 01:24:34 AM »
I'm a Cat Lady [...] I only have one Cat


Found the disconnect.


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« Reply #306 on: October 16, 2018, 01:30:22 AM »
The fun continues. I'm currently waiting for the city worker to show up. They originally claimed it was our old galvanized pipe which sprung a leak and for us to connect a garden hose from the neighbors for our water. WTF?! Hubby exposed and wrapped the pipe reducing the geyser to a dribble so we could at least turn on the water for short periods. Turned out the new water meter installation damaged our pipe. If they don't agree to fix this today they are going to have a raging bitch on their hands.
Damn.  Hey.  Run for Mayor.  You'd have the place up and running in no time. ;)

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #307 on: October 16, 2018, 01:32:37 AM »

Even Cowardly Lurkers are Welcome here!
You implied all lurkers. 

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #308 on: October 16, 2018, 01:34:04 AM »
Your post would make sense if I had said that all lurkers are cowardly.  Just Sayin...

Oh, wait, that was posted by StarrMountain.  My bad.
Oh.  Please tell me, your concern.  Please. ;)

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #309 on: October 16, 2018, 01:34:34 AM »
You implied all lurkers.  Your bad, not mind.

No i didn't, not at all.

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« Reply #310 on: October 16, 2018, 01:38:36 AM »

Even Cowardly Lurkers are Welcome here!
No i didn't, not at all.
Hmmmm. ::)
Apparently, you did, or you wouldn't have deleted your last post.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #311 on: October 16, 2018, 01:40:00 AM »
Oh.  Please tell me, your concern.  Please. ;)

Well, since you asked, I usually try not to reply to your posts, because I can see how much my mere presence upsets you.

Carry on.   :)

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #312 on: October 16, 2018, 01:44:17 AM »
Well, since you asked, I usually try not to reply to your posts, because I can see how much my mere presence upsets you.

Carry on.   :)
Wait, what???  Seriously? Why would you think that???   LMAO! ;D ;D ;D

Do you really think you're all that?

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #313 on: October 16, 2018, 01:46:04 AM »
You implied all lurkers.

Given that you've established through your own testimony that you're somewhat unclear on certain common terms (1 cat does not a cat lady make--think minimum 4), I'm gonna need you to produce an essay contrasting "imply" vs. "infer," as well as just exactly what you think a "lurker" is.

Along with any known synonyms. This will be worth half of your quarter grade. Begin.


I usually try not to reply

Welcome to Bellgab. Post often.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #314 on: October 16, 2018, 01:50:44 AM »
Well, since you asked, I usually try not to reply to your posts, because your presence upsets me.
FIFY, so it's accurate. :)

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #315 on: October 16, 2018, 01:59:28 AM »
Given that you've established through your own testimony that you're somewhat unclear on certain common terms (1 cat does not a cat lady make--think minimum 4), I'm gonna need you to produce an essay contrasting "imply" vs. "infer," as well as just exactly what you think a "lurker" is.

Along with any known synonyms. This will be worth half of your quarter grade. Begin.


Welcome to Bellgab. Post often.
Here. take one of my thesis publications.  It's late and I'm nicely buzzed. ;D

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #316 on: October 16, 2018, 12:22:16 PM »
Happy Birthday, Metron!

TY Starr, but that was some other Yelpers b-day. ;D


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« Reply #317 on: October 16, 2018, 12:31:42 PM »
Are we clear she knows what year it is? Maybe she has twelve cats, and just thinks there's one.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #318 on: October 16, 2018, 10:22:27 PM »
Dear Liberace.  I have been in the grip of a sick compulsion to rip mattress tags off mattresses since my early teens.  It doesnít matter if the mattress is mine or not, I just have to do.  My relatives. friends and neighbors are on to me and wonít let me near their bedrooms.  Also, there are several hotel chains that wonít let me book a room. Recently, I have been obsessed with the idea of breaking into a mattress store and having my way with its entire inventory.  Is there a hotline for people like me where I might get information on support groups and 28 day programs.  Sincerely,  Desperate in Duluth.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #319 on: October 17, 2018, 12:39:43 AM »
Dear Liberace.  I have been in the grip of a sick compulsion to rip mattress tags off mattresses since my early teens.  It doesnít matter if the mattress is mine or not, I just have to do.  My relatives. friends and neighbors are on to me and wonít let me near their bedrooms.  Also, there are several hotel chains that wonít let me book a room. Recently, I have been obsessed with the idea of breaking into a mattress store and having my way with its entire inventory.  Is there a hotline for people like me where I might get information on support groups and 28 day programs.  Sincerely,  Desperate in Duluth.

Desperate in Duluth,
Your letter really touched me.  Your plight, unlike the whiny boomer screeching I'm usually forced to ingest during the course of forging this weekly column, is worthy of this columnist's concern and attention.

Clearly the only solution is to contact your congressman or senator and demand that the federal government ban mattresses.  While that course of action might seem extreme to the casual observer stumbling upon this columnist's reply, it's simply the best and only solution.  Ban The Mattress (BTM) efforts have sprung up throughout the nation, with the movement's most prominent example being in Laredo, Texas.  Granted, they're just trying to get a grip on a massive bedbug problem as opposed to this tag tearing thing you're plagued by, but the net effect is the same: No mattresses.  For anyone.  Ever.  Full stop.

I hope this week's column provided the answers you're looking for, and always remember: My friends call me Lee!

Sincerely,
Liberace!

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #320 on: October 17, 2018, 03:13:19 AM »
Dear Liberace,

Please play Rock the Casbah.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #321 on: October 17, 2018, 03:39:21 AM »
Dear Liberace,

Please play Rock the Casbah.

coming up at the top of the hour...

thanks for lisunneen.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #322 on: October 17, 2018, 03:54:09 AM »
coming up at the top of the hour...

thanks for lisunneen.

What a champ. Great selections the couple times I've tuned in so far.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #323 on: October 17, 2018, 08:01:18 AM »
Dear Liberace,

Will the UFOship stream of the old GabCasts and SpecSheets etc. be coming back?

It was great for morning coffee time, tune in, see what's streaming, surprise blast from the past etc.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #324 on: October 17, 2018, 08:07:02 AM »
Dear Liberace,

Will the UFOship stream of the old GabCasts and SpecSheets etc. be coming back?

It was great for morning coffee time, tune in, see what's streaming, surprise blast from the past etc.

it will indeed be coming back.  i think we'll have a gabcast within the next week, and the 24/7 UFOShip.com stream will come back with that.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #325 on: October 17, 2018, 08:10:04 AM »
it will indeed be coming back.  i think we'll have a gabcast within the next week, and the 24/7 UFOShip.com stream will come back with that.


Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #326 on: October 17, 2018, 08:34:16 AM »
it will indeed be coming back.  i think we'll have a gabcast within the next week, and the 24/7 UFOShip.com stream will come back with that.
Praise The Keys Tickler.




Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #327 on: October 17, 2018, 10:12:32 AM »
Dear Liberace,

I saw the awesome "Get Patches!"  link that you put at the top of the page for Bomars Ebay Store!

Has anybody told you today what a WONDERFUL person you are?

I am the proud owner of some of Bomars patches by the way.   ;D

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #328 on: October 17, 2018, 11:43:32 AM »
Dear General Lee,

I summited a request for your approval to send both brig and starr for a short time out in the corn field.

Their recent spat for your affection and love is unfortunately also displaying chinks in your armor to that other Gabbing Site.

Please advise,

Your faithfully and obedient servant





Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #329 on: October 17, 2018, 11:52:43 AM »
Dear Liberace.  I have been in the grip of a sick compulsion to rip mattress tags off mattresses since my early teens.  It doesnít matter if the mattress is mine or not, I just have to do.  My relatives. friends and neighbors are on to me and wonít let me near their bedrooms.  Also, there are several hotel chains that wonít let me book a room. Recently, I have been obsessed with the idea of breaking into a mattress store and having my way with its entire inventory.  Is there a hotline for people like me where I might get information on support groups and 28 day programs.  Sincerely,  Desperate in Duluth.

Some times a faithful servant has to do what's best for whole and ask for forgiveness from the Boss later.

Kinnostat, ignore General Lee's anti mattress boycott campaign

Boss,  we have bill's to pay. Cash Flow from ad sense mattress ads. Nix the anti mattress campaign