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Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #120 on: October 11, 2018, 10:55:26 PM »
If I'm being honest, I like the big black ones.

 

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Preference unclear.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #121 on: October 11, 2018, 10:56:39 PM »
I'd be down for Liberace doing "EllGab, Cat Ladies in Paradise."

eMCee will you follow in the footsteps of Coolio & Weird Al and set this wonder to Wonder's "Pastime Paradise?"



I think it could work...



Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #122 on: October 11, 2018, 11:05:25 PM »
You realize I only accept TaintCoins for services rendered?

that's got blockchain n shit, right yo?


Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #123 on: October 11, 2018, 11:07:44 PM »
eMCee will you follow in the footsteps of Coolio & Weird Al and set this wonder to Wonder's "Pastime Paradise?"



I think it could work...

it needs to be a song art used as bumper music.


Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #124 on: October 11, 2018, 11:29:03 PM »
I would like to do a GabCast some-thyme, unfortunately the best I have for a microphone is a questionable mobile-phone earbud thing, and maybe an ancient bluetooth earbud, maybe.

Lately I have been thinking of doing a podcast.  I have decided, if I go down this path to embrace my innate ability to make "bad radio."  My goal being to be recognized, bar none, the #1 worst radio personality.

I will sink past the Noarees, the Reds, the Dietrichs, the Mycheals and Hoaxsters all.

I vow that the world will tremble before my suckage.  My ability to produce uncomfortable lengthy periods of dead air with occasional mysterious background noises, barking dogs and the occasional passing emergency vehicles will be unsirpassed.

My segues into non-sequitors and inane banal interjections will be Noareesque.

My hot-mic commercial breaks will be legend.

On air bathroom breaks, singing in the shower and perhaps even a live remote driving in rush-hour traffic while simultaneously botching an interview with a special big-name guest that no-one has ever heard of (I am thinking one of the local mentally disturbed homeless guys).

But first, I would like some training. eMCee will you grant me the opportunity one day?  I have heard you on air with some of radios biggest names in radio suck (Noaree & Red spring to mynd immediately, YP and the other Anglais dude as well).

I am not saying you suck, mind you, just that you seem to have some magical power to bring out that attribute in co-hosts.  I think you might be able to assist me in my goal of being the #1 bad radio personality worldwide.

I want to beat the fat eff, I will dig a hole to set the bar really low for myself if I have to.

I guess my first step is to set up a GoFundMe page for a podcast microphone.  Would you be a dear and do that for me eMCee?

I will PM you my home address.  TIA.

-pate
You sound perfect for the job!

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #125 on: October 12, 2018, 12:01:16 AM »
You sound perfect for the job!
Hi, VENUS!  Good to see you here, again. ;D :-*

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #126 on: October 12, 2018, 12:04:03 AM »
Thank you Jack, for reminding me.

eMCee, since the search function is irreparably broken, can you find the first instance of the use of the word "faggotry" on BellGabe?

I want to check the date of first use here with its first formalized definition over at Urban Dicktionary.

I think I first heard while working in a kitchen at a country club from a teenage dishwasher back in the late '90s...

Seriously, who first typed "faggotry" here, and when was it?

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=1440.msg16029#msg16029

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #127 on: October 12, 2018, 12:07:00 AM »

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #128 on: October 12, 2018, 12:08:19 AM »
>Pirate King Atomsk

He had good taste in Anime



he just sort of faded away eventually, never to be heard from again.  a lot of people have come and gone over the years.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #129 on: October 12, 2018, 12:39:28 AM »
it needs to be a song art used as bumper music.

Art switched his bumper music up from time to time didn't he?  Not even once?  Too bad.  WHat would you use for the Catlady Paradise song?  Is there a list of all the songs Art ever used as bumper music somewhere?  Am I asking too many questions?

And thanks on the answer to the "faggotry" thing, 2009 doesn't beat the UrbanDictionary entry of 2003.  I had hoped BellGabe would've been on the bleeding forward edge of memeology...

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #130 on: October 12, 2018, 12:44:26 AM »
WHat would you use for the Catlady Paradise song? what song?  Is there a list of all the songs Art ever used as bumper music somewhere?  somewhere, i'm sure there is.  Am I asking too many questions?  kinda.

And thanks on the answer to the "faggotry" thing, 2009 doesn't beat the UrbanDictionary entry of 2003.  I had hoped BellGabe would've been on the bleeding forward edge of memeology...      bellgabe, one of my prouder contributions to the popular culture.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #131 on: October 12, 2018, 12:48:04 AM »
Quote from: pate on Today at 12:39:28 AM
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WHat would you use for the Catlady Paradise song? what song? ..

This song:

I'd be down for Liberace doing "EllGab, Cat Ladies in Paradise."

What Art bumper music selection would you use, or is there no candidate?

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #132 on: October 12, 2018, 01:05:46 AM »


This song:

What Art bumper music selection would you use, or is there no candidate?

I'm not sure.  I always pick the song first and then write the lyrics.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #133 on: October 12, 2018, 05:36:56 AM »


This song:

What Art bumper music selection would you use, or is there no candidate?
"Cat Ladies in Paradise"?  It would be "Cheeseburgers in Paradise" but I doubt Art every played it as bumper music.  I don't think he was a Parrot Head.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #134 on: October 12, 2018, 07:29:51 AM »
Cat Ladies Song?  Simple.  Meow Mix jingle.  "Meow, meow, meow, meow . . ." well, you get it. ;)

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #135 on: October 12, 2018, 07:34:37 AM »
I'm not sure.  I always pick the song first and then write the lyrics.
I've always written the lyrics then, someday, hope to write the music.  If I don't write the music, at least I have some good poetry goin' on. ;)

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #136 on: October 12, 2018, 08:57:55 AM »
All that aside : MICHAEL!  Get over this morbid fit of yours

 

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Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #137 on: October 12, 2018, 09:46:55 AM »
Dear Liberace,

Would you consider doing a Cat Lady roundtable GabCast Special?

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #138 on: October 12, 2018, 09:50:06 AM »
Dear Liberace,

Would you consider doing a Cat Lady roundtable GabCast Special?

Will we be able to de-clutter their homes during the broadcast?

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #139 on: October 12, 2018, 09:55:42 AM »
Will we be able to de-clutter their homes during the broadcast?

Probably not, but couldn't you overlook that, since there's no video?

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #140 on: October 12, 2018, 09:57:13 AM »
Probably not, but couldn't you overlook that, since there's no video?

There's video in my mind.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #141 on: October 12, 2018, 09:59:54 AM »
There's video in my mind.

I LIKE it!

We could start an entirely new Falkie-esque thread around it.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #142 on: October 12, 2018, 09:59:58 AM »
Will we be able to de-clutter their homes during the broadcast?
The honored Cat Ladies of this and other forums do not have cluttered homes like falkie and his off-again, on-again fan. 

You might consider the same of the querent.

Re: Ask White Crow Anything
« Reply #143 on: October 12, 2018, 10:05:29 AM »
Does Noory really suck?

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #144 on: October 12, 2018, 10:09:26 AM »
Dear Liberace,

Would you consider doing a Cat Lady roundtable GabCast Special?

The Bartcast might consider that infringing on their copyright.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #145 on: October 12, 2018, 10:11:35 AM »
Falkie-esque

Seriously, who first typed "Falkie" here, and when was it?

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #146 on: October 12, 2018, 10:11:48 AM »
The Bartcast might consider that infringing on their copyright.


Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #147 on: October 12, 2018, 10:15:35 AM »
Seriously, who first typed "Falkie" here, and when was it?


Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #148 on: October 12, 2018, 10:18:14 AM »
Follow that thought and get back to us.

Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« Reply #149 on: October 12, 2018, 10:19:52 AM »
Seriously, who first typed "Falkie" here, and when was it?

That man is the only reason you're not the most despised cunt on BG, so show the big guy some respect.