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« Reply #1020 on: January 22, 2019, 05:12:58 PM »
Your are talking about BELIEF, and the graph is about it being IMPORTANT.  I'm sorry that you are too fucking stupid to understand, but helping you wipe your own ass is not my concern. 



Yeah, I know youre impotent. Thats why you keep on losing. :D

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« Reply #1021 on: January 22, 2019, 06:35:55 PM »
Eww, yuck!  I would never look at a man's penis in a locker room!  Who are these people?

-Lee

I only look at the balls.

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« Reply #1022 on: January 22, 2019, 06:39:19 PM »


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« Reply #1023 on: January 23, 2019, 11:07:07 PM »
Lee,
  Why is it that you can turn the volume up to 99 on a movie and it is barely audible but if the volume is set at 01 on a porn, it is loud enough to crack the neighbors windows?

* asking for a friend.


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« Reply #1024 on: January 23, 2019, 11:59:47 PM »
Lee,
  Why is it that you can turn the volume up to 99 on a movie and it is barely audible but if the volume is set at 01 on a porn, it is loud enough to crack the neighbors windows?

* asking for a friend.

While links between masturbation and deafness are largely dismissed by modern medicine, perhaps the internet porno business has decided, "Why take a chance?"


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« Reply #1025 on: January 24, 2019, 03:09:58 AM »
While links between masturbation and deafness are largely dismissed by modern medicine, perhaps the internet porno business has decided, "Why take a chance?"



Eh?



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« Reply #1026 on: January 24, 2019, 06:07:23 AM »
While links between masturbation and deafness are largely dismissed by modern medicine, perhaps the internet porno business has decided, "Why take a chance?"



Well, that would certainly explain grandma's turn for the worse after us kids all chipped in and bought her a pc and an internet subscription.




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« Reply #1027 on: January 26, 2019, 03:17:49 AM »

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« Reply #1028 on: January 26, 2019, 09:53:31 AM »
How does one embed a tweet here?

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« Reply #1029 on: January 26, 2019, 10:07:02 AM »
How does one embed a tweet here?

I don't know if it works from a phone, but on a PC, click on the tweet, then copy/paste the url in the search bar into your post here.



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« Reply #1030 on: January 26, 2019, 10:08:31 AM »
I don't know if it works from a phone, but on a PC, click on the tweet, then copy/paste the url in the search bar into your post here.

Tried it.  :(

Im on an ipad, BTW.

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« Reply #1031 on: January 26, 2019, 10:11:27 AM »
Tried it.  :(

Im on an ipad, BTW.

I just tried it on my pc, and it didn't work LOL.  See above.  :-\

I even put the [url] tags around it, and it still didn't work.

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« Reply #1032 on: January 26, 2019, 10:15:46 AM »
I just tried it on my pc, and it didn't work LOL.  See above.  :-\

I even put the [url] tags around it, and it still didn't work.

Yeah, I tried that too. Maybe twitter doesnt want to be on Bellgab?

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« Reply #1033 on: January 26, 2019, 11:14:30 AM »
Screen cap:


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« Reply #1034 on: January 26, 2019, 11:16:24 AM »
Screen cap:

Or, in your case, screen crap.

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« Reply #1035 on: January 26, 2019, 11:18:58 AM »
Or, in your case, screen crap.


I'm all ears. ;D

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« Reply #1036 on: January 26, 2019, 11:20:16 AM »


I'm all ears. ;D

No, you also have a big mouth but no brain.

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« Reply #1037 on: January 26, 2019, 11:54:45 AM »

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« Reply #1038 on: January 26, 2019, 05:07:54 PM »


You're like one of those little, tiny fart dogs that rush up to you yapping like they are Godzillal dog's that believe they are so fearsome but which you could flatten with one swift pistoning motion of your boot.

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« Reply #1039 on: January 26, 2019, 05:20:53 PM »
You're like one of those little, tiny fart dogs that rush up to you yapping like they are Godzillal dog's that believe they are so fearsome but which you could flatten with one swift pistoning motion of your boot.

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« Reply #1040 on: January 26, 2019, 05:23:01 PM »


Yep, hes just a desperately needy faggot and a yappy little mutt.

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« Reply #1041 on: January 26, 2019, 05:33:42 PM »
Yep, hes just a desperately needy faggot and a yappy little mutt.
"Faggots" and "penises" the epicenter of your universe... :o


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« Reply #1042 on: January 26, 2019, 05:34:59 PM »
"Faggots" and "penises" the epicenter of your universe... :o



I just speak the truth. You are a faggot and you probably have an extremely small penis.

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« Reply #1043 on: January 26, 2019, 05:44:24 PM »
I just speak the truth. You are a faggot and you probably have an extremely small penis.
I like a dog that rolls over on command Doc! Do you do tricks too?



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« Reply #1044 on: January 26, 2019, 05:45:21 PM »
I like a dog that rolls over on command Doc! Do you do tricks too?



Yeah, I point out the stupid faggots on Bellgab. Youre the biggest one.

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« Reply #1045 on: January 26, 2019, 05:53:37 PM »
Lol, whatever you say Inspector Pecker! 8)

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« Reply #1046 on: January 26, 2019, 05:55:45 PM »
Well, that would certainly explain grandma's turn for the worse after us kids all chipped in and bought her a pc and an internet subscription.



I set my grandma up with her first PC and an internet connection.  Dead a year later.

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« Reply #1047 on: January 26, 2019, 06:21:22 PM »
How does one embed a tweet here?

It's fixed.

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« Reply #1048 on: January 26, 2019, 07:11:48 PM »

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« Reply #1049 on: January 27, 2019, 04:48:40 AM »
It's fixed.

The two most terrifying words in doggy world. :o