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« Reply #390 on: December 20, 2018, 02:37:11 PM »
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You and I could probably be friends , if you wrote to me as tenderly as you did with Kidnostan3.

 ::)

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« Reply #391 on: December 20, 2018, 05:19:19 PM »

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« Reply #393 on: December 20, 2018, 07:45:03 PM »
Fuckin queer.
Just be yourself, a little teabagging won't leave permanent stains... ;D


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« Reply #394 on: December 21, 2018, 07:11:39 AM »
Today I saw a white guy with a mullet and a Joe Dirt mustache drive by me in an old pickup truck with a giant confederate flag flying out of the back.

Was that you, or one of your siblings/spouses?

lol

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« Reply #395 on: December 21, 2018, 05:57:24 PM »
Just be yourself, a little teabagging won't leave permanent stains... ;D

You are a neutron star made of densely-packed turds.  Go climb a wall of dicks, mouth-first.

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« Reply #396 on: December 21, 2018, 06:19:06 PM »
You are a neutron star made of densely-packed turds.  Go climb a wall of dicks, mouth-first.

Thatís quite a visual  ;D

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« Reply #397 on: December 21, 2018, 07:25:24 PM »
Thatís quite a visual  ;D

It is rather over-fixated on male genitalia, an odd form of compensation I wager... :-X

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« Reply #398 on: December 21, 2018, 08:48:01 PM »
 


Some people just have to ruin things.

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« Reply #399 on: December 21, 2018, 11:02:59 PM »
Some people just have to ruin things.




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« Reply #400 on: December 22, 2018, 04:59:41 AM »
Some people just have to ruin things.

Some people asked legitimate questions, only to be snubbed.

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« Reply #401 on: December 22, 2018, 05:07:21 AM »
Some people asked legitimate questions, only to be snubbed.

Question-snubbing cheese weasel.  He should be gassed.

Are you a chick?

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« Reply #402 on: December 22, 2018, 05:30:03 AM »
Question-snubbing cheese weasel. He should be gassed.

Oh dear! I better rectify this situation immediately, by answering your question head on ... so as to avoid any of the "stand up guys" on this board thinking I'm a hypocrite!

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« Reply #403 on: December 22, 2018, 09:57:29 AM »
Some people asked legitimate questions, only to be snubbed.

Just ask metron the same question. Youíll get a wall of text. ;)

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« Reply #404 on: December 22, 2018, 09:58:24 AM »
Oh dear! I better rectify this situation immediately, by answering your question head on ... so as to avoid any of the "stand up guys" on this board thinking I'm a hypocrite!

But you are a hypocrite. ::)

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« Reply #405 on: December 22, 2018, 01:56:16 PM »

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« Reply #406 on: December 23, 2018, 12:57:57 AM »
Snubbing is a form of answering. I'm just sayin'.

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« Reply #407 on: December 23, 2018, 12:51:55 PM »
Snubbing is a form of answering. I'm just sayin'.


Dear Jackster
« Reply #408 on: December 23, 2018, 08:49:50 PM »
Dear Jackster,

"We" is an inclusive pronoun.  Would you agree with Liberache! that I am lovable?

Luv,

DPS

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« Reply #409 on: December 23, 2018, 10:40:54 PM »
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Some people just have to ruin things.
I can relate.  And thanks for that heads up about mismatching pronouns or tenses or whatever it is I was prone to doing.  I wasn't aware of it.  You really helped me out.  I don't know exactly what you called it but I am able to know it when I see it in my drafts now.  Thanks a million.  It sure won't hurt in the rat race, either.  It can only help.

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« Reply #410 on: December 24, 2018, 05:47:56 AM »
Hi, Jackstar! ;D

If all you had left was, a dollar two eighty, and eleventeen cents, what would you spend it on? ??? ::)

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« Reply #411 on: December 24, 2018, 12:55:37 PM »
thanks for that heads up about mismatching pronouns or tenses or whatever it is I was prone to doing.  I wasn't aware of it.  You really helped me out


 

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« Reply #412 on: December 24, 2018, 12:57:34 PM »
If all you had left was, a dollar two eighty, and eleventeen cents, what would you spend it on? ??? ::)


Silver.

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« Reply #413 on: December 24, 2018, 01:05:36 PM »

Silver.

NO, that is NOT the correct response.  The correct response by any REAL man with a REAL swinging dick would be:

Why, I would buy a large sock and fill it with horse manure, and then I would beat you senseless with it for asking me such a fruity question.

I have lost the remaining shreds of respect that I had for you as a man.  You are a goddamn fruitcake.

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« Reply #414 on: December 24, 2018, 01:56:01 PM »

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« Reply #415 on: December 25, 2018, 03:43:01 PM »
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User 'Jackstar' has blocked your personal message.

Merry Christmas, asshole.

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« Reply #416 on: December 26, 2018, 01:41:05 AM »
Jackstar, Did you have yourself a Merry Little Christmas?


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« Reply #417 on: December 26, 2018, 02:04:00 AM »

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« Reply #418 on: December 27, 2018, 05:23:55 PM »
Good answer! ;) ;D

Nah.  Fanny packs and lava lamps are where the smart moneyís going.  Big comeback ahead.  Canít miss.

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« Reply #419 on: December 27, 2018, 06:44:08 PM »

Silver.

i invest in silver as well. not paying off what i would like. but i do.