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Re: Ask Jackstar Anything
« Reply #420 on: December 28, 2018, 04:54:25 AM »
Nah.  Fanny packs and lava lamps are where the smart money’s going.  Big comeback ahead.  Can’t miss.
Fanny packs, probably.  Lava lamps?  Hmmm.  Not if the grid goes out. ;)

Re: Ask Jackstar Anything
« Reply #421 on: December 28, 2018, 11:47:11 AM »
The grid you say?



Any theories on all the internet outages, 911 call centers down across the country, blown transformers lighting up the night sky in NYC....?? What are the chances??

Funny you mention that...

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/27/nyregion/blue-sky-queens-explosion.html?action=click&module=News&pgtype=Homepage




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« Reply #422 on: December 28, 2018, 12:28:55 PM »
Not if the grid goes out. ;)





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« Reply #423 on: December 28, 2018, 03:21:18 PM »


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« Reply #424 on: December 28, 2018, 08:46:48 PM »
Jackstar, from what dimension do you come? I know I am asking for trouble, but you never fail to entertain. Oh, I forgot to ask if you are a "bot". whatever that is.

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« Reply #425 on: December 28, 2018, 08:50:35 PM »
Jackstar, from what dimension do you come?

I have absolutely no idea.


I know I am asking for trouble, but you never fail to entertain. Oh, I forgot to ask if you are a "bot". whatever that is.

I have it on excellent authority that I was, in fact, squirted whole out of a human vagina. Beyond that, I cannot strictly say with any real certitude. Personal evidence points to some semblance of self-driven impetus, but that's just what an algo would say.

Remain skeptical. It bolsters my street cred.

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« Reply #426 on: December 28, 2018, 09:01:12 PM »
I believe you Jackstar, this is serious. If you were president, who would you kill first?
not including me, of course. I have a list if you get stuck.

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« Reply #427 on: December 28, 2018, 09:07:02 PM »
I have it on excellent authority that I was, in fact, squirted whole out of a human vagina. Beyond that, I cannot strictly say with any real certitude. Personal evidence points to some semblance of self-driven impetus, but that's just what an algo would say.

Holy fuck.  It's all about YOU, isn't it?  Nothing else matters.

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« Reply #428 on: December 28, 2018, 09:33:51 PM »
jackstarr, is it true that you once went to 1955 to steal biff's sports almanac and you are in fact john titor? stop hiding.

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« Reply #429 on: December 29, 2018, 05:54:15 PM »
Jackstar! You failed to step into my trap! Too smart for that, eh? Jump on over to Decon's thread and join in the fun of "Deathlist 2019" It's my favorite game.

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« Reply #430 on: January 01, 2019, 02:58:49 PM »
Why Richard Dreyfus in 2019?

And why would he try and fake his death - for pizza?

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« Reply #431 on: January 09, 2019, 07:59:54 PM »
Jackstar! You failed to step into my trap! Too smart for that, eh?

Dude, where's my car?

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« Reply #432 on: January 09, 2019, 08:01:18 PM »
Why Richard Dreyfus in 2019?

Call it a hunch.

And why would he try and fake his death - for pizza?

Given the opportunity to do so... these days, who would not fake their own death?

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« Reply #433 on: January 09, 2019, 08:02:28 PM »
jackstarr, is it true that you once went to 1955 to steal biff's sports almanac and you are in fact john titor? stop hiding.


DORA DORA
EXECUTE TRIGGER ALPHA PELICAN

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« Reply #434 on: January 10, 2019, 02:18:32 AM »


Given the opportunity to do so... these days, who would not fake their own death?
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Apparently Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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« Reply #435 on: January 10, 2019, 02:22:22 AM »
So Jackstar,  on that Deathnote (excellent series btw).... What do you think of Rarth Bader? Like what is her angle pretending to be a living breathing SCOTUS?


 

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« Reply #436 on: January 10, 2019, 03:04:48 AM »
Jackstar, how come Tootsie doesn't post anymore?  And why is that?

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« Reply #437 on: January 10, 2019, 05:01:18 AM »
What do you think of Rarth Bader?

I don't think of her at all.

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« Reply #438 on: January 10, 2019, 05:01:36 AM »
Jackstar, how come Tootsie doesn't post anymore?  And why is that?

See directly above.

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« Reply #439 on: January 10, 2019, 12:59:02 PM »
Call it a hunch.

Given the opportunity to do so... these days, who would not fake their own death?
Point.

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« Reply #440 on: January 16, 2019, 02:53:02 AM »
Tootsie did not fake her own death! 

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« Reply #441 on: January 16, 2019, 02:59:16 AM »
See directly above.
Isn't there a member named Astro Bitch?

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« Reply #442 on: January 16, 2019, 09:58:36 AM »
Tootsie did not fake her own death!
Indeed not - she is among the living yet. :)

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« Reply #443 on: January 22, 2019, 03:01:46 PM »
I don't think of her at all.

I think of herm a little especially with the latest SC ruling...

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« Reply #444 on: January 22, 2019, 03:58:53 PM »

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« Reply #445 on: January 22, 2019, 08:50:08 PM »
some low energy copypasta that has fuckin' nuttin' to do with Jackstar

Listen up, you primitive screwhead: just because I asked you a question and you answered it, doesn't give you special privileges here. You'll never find out why I voted for Obama at this rate.

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« Reply #446 on: January 22, 2019, 10:57:20 PM »
You'll never find out why I voted for Obama



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« Reply #448 on: January 22, 2019, 11:18:11 PM »
In your opinion jackstar, who's the biggest faggot piece of shit on the forum?

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« Reply #449 on: January 22, 2019, 11:19:01 PM »


You and Jackoff make a great couple.