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Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15420 on: August 24, 2019, 02:24:39 PM »
I agree.  The savage beating that he would receive here is too much for his Jedi trained mind to handle.

 

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15421 on: August 24, 2019, 02:40:02 PM »
Heatha splains why people should ONLY use BellGab.com for their social media experiences.


audio:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1VpFaHsCqQl

She threw in a "quickening" reference.


Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15422 on: August 24, 2019, 02:57:03 PM »
She threw in a "quickening" reference.



Well, she's a witch so...


Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15423 on: August 24, 2019, 03:10:40 PM »
Heatha splains why people should ONLY use BellGab.com for their social media experiences.


audio:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1VpFaHsCqQl

Hmm, (red) may have stolen my idea.  There should be a really old post of mine where I mention that I use bellchan in lieu of Twatter/fakebook.

If Osama bin Liberace! hasn't deleted it, that is...

-p


VC

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15424 on: August 24, 2019, 04:06:46 PM »
This Jedi Warrior writes this at EG:
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This thread is about heather wade right?  I also dont go to bellbag.  People send me stuff to see.

Jedimiller is logged into BG right now and has been constantly logged-in for hours/days at a time. Bwahahahaha!

This Jedi "master" uses "his force", so they can't see "the truth" of his forked-tongued ways. Jedimiller, you have entered The Dark Side for how long now? You call yourself a Jedi Master? Darth Traitor! :D

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15425 on: August 24, 2019, 04:16:54 PM »
This Jedi Warrior writes this at EG:
Jedimiller is logged into BG right now and has been constantly logged-in for hours/days at a time. Bwahahahaha!

This Jedi "master" uses "his force", so they can't see "the truth" of his forked-tongued ways. Jedimiller, you have entered The Dark Side for how long now? You call yourself a Jedi Master? Darth Traitor! :D

Thank You!  Keep me up to date. He might be a coward, but I'm still a fan.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15426 on: August 24, 2019, 04:21:47 PM »
don't worry about a thing Heather, my baby. Richard, i, me, is standing watch to make sure you're safe. i promise you that Heather, my baby. im wearing my trusty night cap Heather, my baby. onna night such as this, even the greek gods couldn't stop me from protecting you from evildoers...

 

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Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15427 on: August 24, 2019, 04:43:15 PM »
don't worry about a thing Heather, my baby. Richard, i, me, is standing watch to make sure you're safe. i promise you that Heather, my baby. im wearing my trusty night cap Heather, my baby. onna night such as this, even the greek gods couldn't stop me from protecting you from evildoers...

 

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>Imagine Heather knocking on your door at 2:00 in the morning





Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15428 on: August 24, 2019, 04:46:28 PM »
>Imagine Heather knocking on your door at 2:00 in the morning





hello Heather, my baby.

Heather, my baby... why do you have a benis and why is it bigger than mine?

Heather, my baby?

god damn.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15429 on: August 24, 2019, 05:44:53 PM »
don't worry about a thing Heather, my baby. Richard, i, me, is standing watch to make sure you're safe. i promise you that Heather, my baby. im wearing my trusty night cap Heather, my baby. onna night such as this, even the greek gods couldn't stop me from protecting you from evildoers...

 

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Groovy.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15430 on: August 24, 2019, 05:59:31 PM »


Groovy.

Dr. MD MD don't even think about making a move on Heather, she's my baby.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15431 on: August 24, 2019, 06:30:33 PM »
Dr. MD MD don't even think about making a move on Heather, she's my baby.


Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15432 on: August 24, 2019, 07:02:11 PM »
Cholo Sizzle!

(Autocorrect keeps changing cholo to chili, bellchan's autocorrect dictionary needs updating...)

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15433 on: August 24, 2019, 11:09:43 PM »
Hey DumpsterGab! Richard Groyper is continuing his world tour! Using one person at a time as a means to an end! Beware of this already widely known sociopath!

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15434 on: August 25, 2019, 12:14:03 AM »
Hey DumpsterGab! Richard Groyper is continuing his world tour! Using one person at a time as a means to an end! Beware of this already widely known sociopath!

Ok

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15435 on: August 25, 2019, 03:23:00 AM »
Well, Heather, it was sad to hear that scrape sound followed by a stream drop, even with all those important people monitoring your stream, onna night like that.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15436 on: August 25, 2019, 04:11:02 AM »
Hey DumpsterGab! Richard Groyper is continuing his world tour! Using one person at a time as a means to an end! Beware of this already widely known sociopath!

Well, that escalated quickly.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15437 on: August 25, 2019, 04:13:15 AM »
Well, that escalated quickly.

Praise MV!

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15438 on: August 25, 2019, 04:14:01 AM »
Honestly Heather, nobody gives a shit about hearing random speculations about how civilization will end.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15439 on: August 25, 2019, 04:21:45 AM »
Turquoise Diva informs us that we didn't have all this cyber bullying back in 1950.

Brilliant!

No Turquoise Diva, people just beat each other up physically back then.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15440 on: August 25, 2019, 04:31:17 AM »
The irony of Heather lecturing people on getting their children all their shots...

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15441 on: August 25, 2019, 04:48:53 AM »
I wonder if the stream drops are from something overheating?  The stream drops seem to increase in frequency, the further we get into the show.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15442 on: August 25, 2019, 05:02:43 AM »
Heather wants people to call in about missing time now.  What happened to all those intelligent questions and comments about how people speculate that civilization will end that Heather was bragging about?

VC

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15443 on: August 25, 2019, 10:55:57 AM »
The irony of Heather lecturing people on getting their children all their shots...

Notice how she claims to be A Prepper too. Oh, the irony of her lecturing those people on that subject -woo hoo. She is the genius of ignorant me-too fucktardery. :D

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15444 on: August 25, 2019, 11:03:53 AM »
Notice how she claims to be A Prepper too. Oh, the irony of her lecturing those people on that subject -woo hoo. She is the genius of ignorant me-too fucktardery. :D

Heather should just stick to the "Imma Witch" thing.  She should talk about one "Witch" thing each night, and teach us about her spells, and tell us stories about the successes she has had with them.  IMO.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15445 on: August 25, 2019, 11:22:35 AM »
Colonel Pate Manly tried to warn us that something like this would happen in this thyme-line.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15446 on: August 25, 2019, 12:43:46 PM »
Heather should just stick to the "Imma Witch" thing.  She should talk about one "Witch" thing each night, and teach us about her spells, and tell us stories about the successes she has had with them.  IMO.

She might need a successful one first.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15447 on: August 25, 2019, 12:50:25 PM »
She might need a successful one first.

You make a good point.  I would be just as happy to hear about her failures.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15448 on: August 25, 2019, 03:52:33 PM »
You make a good point.  I would be just as happy to hear about her failures.

# We've Been Doing That Since She Took Over For Art #OnnaMicrophone.
#ALongSlowSlideDown

The lights are bright in the circus
The geeks and the freaks all light cigarettes and laugh at your misery
While the white of the curtain closing crushes your heart
The inertia of loneliness tears your flesh apart
It's a long slow slide x3
Down

Once the neon is gone
There is still this golden splinter at my side
His manners are charming
But who are you fooling
You're still nobody's bride
Bukowski's widow
Haunts each empty seat on the ferris wheel
As ghoulish lovers collide in a collage of kisses that they steal
It's a long slow slide X3
Down

And outside the window the circus crackles & lurches
with rings of smoke
You laugh halfheartedly at the punchline
Not realizing they've made you the joke
Inside my heart a war is raging
A region still untamed
The worst fear I can imagine is for the mystery to be named
Is for the mystery to be named
It's a long slow slide X6
Down



Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #15449 on: August 25, 2019, 04:13:53 PM »