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The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« on: February 20, 2018, 02:23:40 PM »
The Yorkshire Pud is Missing!

How many days exactly has it been known to the denizens of BellgabBallgag that the Pud has been missing.  Laura Kinch, it is rumored, has stated that ''...we're moving...."

But nothing from the Pud.

Has some-thing happened to the Pud?   

This is the thread where we will examine the cirCUMstances (<-- I know, but the PUD is British, so he would appreciate the thought) of the Pud's disappearance.  All evidence, thoughts and CUNTspiracies will be examined (<--  Yeah, I know, but it's an English endearment 'over there.')  So let's pull our Pud's together and daisy chain our way to an explanation that might lead us to discover the true whereabouts of the Yorkshire Pud.  And then we can all avoid going there.  Unless, of course, somebody wants to free their very own Pud.

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2018, 02:38:17 PM »
The Yorkshire Pud is Missing!

How many days exactly has it been known to the denizens of BellgabBallgag that the Pud has been missing.  Laura Kinch, it is rumored, has stated that ''...we're moving...."

But nothing from the Pud.

Has some-thing happened to the Pud?   

This is the thread where we will examine the cirCUMstances (<-- I know, but the PUD is British, so he would appreciate the thought) of the Pud's disappearance.  All evidence, thoughts and CUNTspiracies will be examined (<--  Yeah, I know, but it's an English endearment 'over there.')  So let's pull our Pud's together and daisy chain our way to an explanation that might lead us to discover the true whereabouts of the Yorkshire Pud.  And then we can all avoid going there.  Unless, of course, somebody wants to free their very own Pud.

Rumors of sealed indictments. Eagles beat the Patriots. The memo is released causing grave national damage to sources and methods. YP stops posting as a Valentine’s present for LauraKinch. Mueller announces he’s going after unregistered “foreign agents”. LauraKinch buys a ballgag for Valentine’s Day. Abram reappears in Falkie’s hacienda. Stockton announces universal income of $500 per month. Drought returns to California. No unclaimed bodies are found in the county morgue. LauraKinch provides plausible deniability story about relocation.

Just the facts mam.

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2018, 02:54:42 PM »
Rumors of sealed indictments. Eagles beat the Patriots. The memo is released causing grave national damage to sources and methods. YP stops posting as a Valentine’s present for LauraKinch. Mueller announces he’s going after unregistered “foreign agents”. LauraKinch buys a ballgag for Valentine’s Day. Abram reappears in Falkie’s hacienda. Stockton announces universal income of $500 per month. Drought returns to California. No unclaimed bodies are found in the county morgue. LauraKinch provides plausible deniability story about relocation.

Just the facts mam.

Okay.  Now we have somewhere to start. 

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2018, 03:01:06 PM »
Okay.  Now we have somewhere to start.
Question:  Did Pud disappear before or after the MEMO was released?  Does he have a connection to Chris Steele? ??? 8) ::)

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2018, 03:04:37 PM »
The Pud finally has a full-time job.  No time for BellGab.


Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2018, 03:14:13 PM »
Face it! He's Chris Steele.  ;)

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2018, 03:28:23 PM »
Question:  Did Pud disappear before or after the MEMO was released?  Does he have a connection to Steele? ??? 8) ::)

somebody is thinking around here!  timeline!   We need to establish a timeline of all the pertinent data.  No impertinence of data will be considered.  Unless, of course, it is an alternate timeline!  That should go without saying.

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2018, 03:33:57 PM »
somebody is thinking around here!  timeline!   We need to establish a timeline of all the pertinent data.  No impertinence of data will be considered.  Unless, of course, it is an alternate timeline!  That should go without saying.
We also need to consider whether he is in hiding, being hidden, or swimmin' wit da fishes. :o

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2018, 03:51:19 PM »
We also need to consider whether he is in hiding, being hidden, or swimmin' wit da fishes. :o

Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves here.  We don't want to raise anyone's hopes, now. 

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2018, 03:55:55 PM »
In Memoriam.....



 :)

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2018, 04:03:40 PM »
Gunny misses the trolls like pud and Swishy so much that he's becoming the new troll.  :D

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2018, 04:47:47 PM »
Maybe his internet’s is down.


Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2018, 06:00:40 PM »
He was beheaded by Muslims, RIP chap  :'(


Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2018, 06:26:25 PM »
Was he on "The List?"



Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2018, 06:44:23 PM »
Maybe Jorches TV show could do a feature...



Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2018, 06:55:37 PM »
Maybe Jorches TV show could do a feature...


Ha!  Where did Ms. Laura move to?  Yosemite National Park?  The Pud could be being probed as I type.  He'd like that.

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2018, 09:25:22 AM »
Pud and Vashtar have been planning and threatening an attack on America's infrastructure for some time.  Hmmm...are the British coming?  I'll sharpen my stick.

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2018, 01:21:44 PM »
Maybe Jorches TV show could do a feature...



Maybe we could get a call out to David PUDlides.

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2018, 03:36:18 PM »
The Yorkshire Pud is Missing!



Yorkshire is missing...an unnamed driver of President Trump's motorcade was caught with a firearm in his bag. Yorkie may be in the pokie right now.  :'(

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2018, 03:37:35 PM »
Maybe we could get a call out to David PUDlides.

Pubicades  ;D

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2018, 03:38:36 PM »
Hmmm...are the British coming? 

X-rated video later.

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2018, 03:39:54 PM »
It's nice coming to BG without seeing a wall of a thousand and one ways The Pud hates Trump.

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2018, 03:46:22 PM »
Question:  Did Pud disappear before or after the MEMO was released?  Does he have a connection to Chris Steele? ??? 8) ::)
There are no coinshadenches.

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2018, 03:51:44 PM »
It's nice coming to BG without seeing a wall of a thousand and one ways The Pud hates Trump.


 ;D ;D ;D

I think YP has a man crush on our fabulous Prez.  ;D

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2018, 03:53:20 PM »
I think maybe Chris Steele is being fitted for an orange jumpsuit right now. ;)

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #27 on: February 21, 2018, 03:54:27 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D

I think YP has a man crush on our fabulous Prez.  ;D
Here's a shot of The Pud setting-up the new living room for Laura.  ;) ;D


Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2018, 04:03:29 PM »
Here's a shot of The Pud setting-up the new living room for Laura.  ;) ;D



 ;D ;D ;D

Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2018, 04:04:31 PM »
Here's a shot of The Pud setting-up the new living room for Laura.  ;) ;D



And Pud setting up the big screen TV