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Alex Jones
« Reply #330 on: November 04, 2011, 10:53:21 PM »
So Alejandro made the whole thing up, then?
According to him, his cajones told him it was true.
So, um, yes.  He made it up.  Or his cajones made it up.
Either way, some part of him made it up.

Re: Alex Jones
« Reply #331 on: November 05, 2011, 12:53:22 AM »

Love the avatar MV

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Alex Jones
« Reply #332 on: November 05, 2011, 01:01:37 AM »
my cojones told me I would hear Art Bell on the show.
And I heard Alex say "Art Bell" at least once!
So my oracle was right, I just failed to correctly understand it in my desperation to actually hear any news from Art Bell.


Alex Jones
« Reply #333 on: November 05, 2011, 01:40:27 AM »
my cojones told me I would hear Art Bell on the show.
And I heard Alex say "Art Bell" at least once!
So my oracle was right, I just failed to correctly understand it in my desperation to actually hear any news from Art Bell.

Since Art Bell wasn't on the show and your balls said he would be, then that means your oracle was wrong... right?


Alex Jones
« Reply #334 on: November 05, 2011, 03:48:08 AM »
my cojones told me I would hear Art Bell on the show.

I'm watching the A-Team:Season 3  :  Ep. 2|45:36
The Team are up against a Mexican riverboat Captain named El Cojone. What kind of any legitimate riverboat Captain would have the name OneNut? This I ask You!

Alex Jones
« Reply #335 on: November 05, 2011, 05:23:04 AM »
Since Art Bell wasn't on the show and your balls said he would be, then that means your oracle was wrong... right?
wrong. My oracle said "I would hear 'Art Bell'", and I did hear "Art Bell" when Alex spoke his name during the show.

I am sorry that I did misinterpret the truth of the sacred oracle. I will eat more cheeseburgers in the future.

Cojone is a name to be proud of, if you got balls. Aren't there people in the US called "Eggman" or "Nutcracker" or something like this?

Alex Jones
« Reply #336 on: November 05, 2011, 06:42:24 AM »
wrong. My oracle said "I would hear 'Art Bell'", and I did hear "Art Bell" when Alex spoke his name during the show.

Have you emailed Alex and conversed about the sacred oracle and your psychic cojones? The A-Team? Captain "The Ball" of the pirate ship. This all must mean something.

Are you familiar with Major Ed Dames? Former Military Remote Viewing Instructor/Surfer? Major Dames can remote view and he did it for the World's best..the United States Military. He has even claimed to have remote viewed Satan! I jest you not, friend of the agave lands.

I suggest to you an experiment. Contact Major Dames, inform him of the Olde World knowledge you possess and are channeling. I suggest to you alejandro, that you propose a dual remote-viewing tasking with your and Major Dames targetting pre-determined coordinates to view upon certain hot topics..The Sun's waking up and the infamous killshot..Art Bell and his plans...Charlie Sheen..

Dames, with your permission will grasp your cojones in an attempt to manifest and join with this powerful oracle you speak of, with a goal of enhancing Dames' already known gift of seeing into the future, tactically...Army Style 8)

I urge you to call into the Alex Jones Show and discuss with Alex your experiment and thus, findings. Also, book an appearance for the both of you on Coast to Coast AM with George Noory.

Good luck to you in figuring this all out. Stay stong :)

Alex Jones
« Reply #337 on: November 05, 2011, 10:15:19 AM »
 
          Maybe it's me...but my balls couldn't care less about Art Bell or any dude at all.

Alex Jones
« Reply #338 on: November 05, 2011, 11:21:55 AM »
Another guy who agrees that Alex is just schtick.



Alex Jones
« Reply #339 on: November 05, 2011, 04:59:26 PM »

          Maybe it's me...but my balls couldn't care less about Art Bell or any dude at all.

Logic = Infallible

Alex Jones
« Reply #340 on: November 06, 2011, 01:06:34 AM »
i see Alex Jones is scheduled as the guest on c2c Monday night.
a coincidence?  8)

Alex Jones 24h Non-Stop broadcast with Art Bell
« Reply #341 on: November 07, 2011, 02:16:46 PM »
Your nutsack told you?  Ok thanks.

Fucking great! That one caught me off guard... almost spit up my coffee




Alex Jones
« Reply #342 on: November 07, 2011, 02:24:01 PM »
Introducing.... The Cojones Oracle....of Nye


Alex Jones
« Reply #343 on: November 07, 2011, 02:26:15 PM »
I'm not a shrink, but if your balls are talking to you you either need some intense counseling or antibiotics...
Strong antibiotics!

Alex Jones
« Reply #344 on: November 07, 2011, 07:18:54 PM »
i see Alex Jones is scheduled as the guest on c2c Monday night.
a coincidence?  8)
Noory himself says there are no coincidences  :D
Sounds like a 4 hour insult crossed with dumbass, mental problems, and crack cocaine.

Alex (Sand-Paper) Jones Interview
« Reply #345 on: November 09, 2011, 07:51:25 PM »
First of all, I patent the moniker ("sand-paper jones").
Did U hear Jones brown-nose Noory?! It was embarrasing!

Alex Jones
« Reply #346 on: December 05, 2011, 01:26:15 PM »


Dec. 4th show with Alex Jones and Ancient Alien stuff.
Alex Jones talked about the National Defense Authorization Act.

Alex Jones
« Reply #347 on: December 05, 2011, 06:09:37 PM »
I forgot to mention: the show is hosted by Julio Josť Iglesias de la Cueva,
Noory probably took off for the funeral.
They also talk about Iran and the shot down stealth drone.

Alex Jones
« Reply #348 on: December 14, 2011, 04:24:36 PM »
The Tuesday, Dec 13 Alex Jones show featured a wonderful interview with Ron Paul.  If I was voting in your election, he would get my vote. 

Alex Jones
« Reply #349 on: December 20, 2011, 11:24:34 AM »
Todays show (Dec. 20th) started out pretty funny. Alex was fretting over all the newsmedia who now scream - if Ron Paul wins Iowa, it will discredit the whole caucus system.
Other guests: Lord Christopher Monckton and Hoppy Heidelberg.

http://www.infowars.com/stream.pls

Quote
Iowa Governor: If Ron Paul Wins, Ignore It And Look At Who Finishes Second
http://www.infowars.com/iowa-governor-if-ron-paul-wins-ignore-it-and-look-at-who-finishes-second/

Alex Jones
« Reply #350 on: December 21, 2011, 08:16:08 AM »

Alex Jones
« Reply #351 on: December 21, 2011, 10:09:18 AM »
alex jones resembles an undercooked pork loin

Alex Jones
« Reply #352 on: December 21, 2011, 10:27:40 AM »

       Jonesy is 300 pounds of shit in a 3 pound bag.

Alex Jones
« Reply #353 on: December 21, 2011, 03:49:56 PM »
Goddamn two-bit P.T. Barnum with a fake whiskey voice.

Alex Jones
« Reply #354 on: December 21, 2011, 08:52:13 PM »



please do no post the same thing in multiple threads.  it is a violation of the terms of service and creates work for me which i do not like.

merry Christmas from Alex
« Reply #355 on: December 25, 2011, 03:13:11 PM »

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to everybody from Alex Jones!

merry Christmas from Alex
« Reply #356 on: December 26, 2011, 02:00:16 PM »
Merry Christmas and happy holidays to everybody from Alex Jones!

That's it. Now I'm convinced Alejandro is Alex Jones.

merry Christmas from Alex
« Reply #357 on: December 27, 2011, 05:20:34 AM »

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to everybody from Alex Jones!
Agreed Agent.
Alejandro. What is up with you & this alex jones? And what is that thing on your shoulder?

Alex Jones
« Reply #358 on: December 27, 2011, 09:56:27 AM »
The only thing I could think is that Alejandro is an infowarrior extending Alex's seasons greetings to us.  We trash Alex Jones on this forum all the time, and Alex doesn't stand for that.  So in all probability he was just drunk, and consulting his testicles for funny pranks to pull on coastgab.

There is a third possibility, he maybe named Alex Jones but is not the broadcaster.

merry Christmas from Alex
« Reply #359 on: December 27, 2011, 08:25:16 PM »
That's it. Now I'm convinced Alejandro is Alex Jones.
thank you, I am impressed by myself now, and how easily I could fool at least some of your guys into believing that I am Alex Jones. haha. Actually, my cojones had telepathic communication with Alex, so I could forward his christmas greetings to you. bye!