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Alex Jones
« Reply #1230 on: December 19, 2017, 02:54:57 AM »

Anybody that can listen to Jones for 34 hours straight must have more than a few loose screws.  Hell, 15 minutes is enough for me.


Then you need the sanity of the MSM, right?  :D

Alex Jones
« Reply #1231 on: December 19, 2017, 02:59:21 AM »

Then you need the sanity of the MSM, right?  :D


Don't listen to that either.   ;)

Alex Jones
« Reply #1232 on: December 19, 2017, 06:35:32 PM »


Alex Jones
« Reply #1233 on: December 19, 2017, 06:46:27 PM »

He might have changed his tune post divorce and child custody hearings?  ;)


Alex Jones
« Reply #1234 on: December 19, 2017, 07:22:47 PM »
He might have changed his tune post divorce and child custody hearings?  ;)

Possibly, I am sure it ripped his heart out to proclaim in open court that he was a "performance artist", I would have fired that lawyer on the spot. He lost anyway, including his credibility.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1235 on: December 19, 2017, 07:25:56 PM »
Possibly, I am sure it ripped his heart out to proclaim in open court that he was a "performance artist", I would have fired that lawyer on the spot. He lost anyway, including his credibility.


It was a no win situation..Admit he was a nasty cunt with an adoring gullible audience, or admit he was a nasty cunt who was putting it on for his adoring gullible audience.  :-\

Alex Jones
« Reply #1236 on: December 19, 2017, 07:28:17 PM »
And then there's the MSM who are as honest and honorable as Robert Mueller and never make stuff up.  ::)


Speaking of gullible... ;D

Alex Jones
« Reply #1237 on: December 19, 2017, 07:29:34 PM »

It was a no win situation..Admit he was a nasty cunt with an adoring gullible audience, or admit he was a nasty cunt who was putting it on for his adoring gullible audience.  :-\

Your Roomba is watching you fuck your fleshlight. I'm live streaming it.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1238 on: December 19, 2017, 07:30:47 PM »
And then there's the MSM who are as honest and honorable as Robert Mueller.  ::)




The MSN isn't the one Trump needs to be worried about, although he claims not to watch it, he's obsessed with it.. And Mueller couldn't care less what is on the news. Even the anti Americans on Trump news won't faze him.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1239 on: December 19, 2017, 07:31:41 PM »
Your Roomba is watching you fuck your fleshlight. I'm live streaming it.




Go on, you got twitchy ......didn't you?  ;D

Alex Jones
« Reply #1240 on: December 19, 2017, 07:35:39 PM »
 8)

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« Reply #1241 on: December 19, 2017, 07:42:36 PM »
8)


This is my favourite Christopher Cross song... And I didn't know why until I'd been to Santa Cruz. You might not like it, but you'd be wrong.



Alex Jones
« Reply #1242 on: December 19, 2017, 07:45:03 PM »
Swish, I know a DJ who threw Christopher Cross out of his office. DON'T BOTHER ME BOY, you SUCK! I don't think I would have told that story on the air :)

Alex Jones
« Reply #1243 on: December 19, 2017, 07:47:08 PM »
Swish, I know a DJ who threw Christopher Cross out of his office. DON'T BOTHER ME BOY, you SUCK! I don't think I would have told that story on the air :)

But he's so SMOOTH!

Alex Jones
« Reply #1244 on: December 19, 2017, 07:48:16 PM »
Actually he looks exactly like Ritchie, all butter-ball and annoying. I'll bet that fat fuck still drives the Ford Escort! Eating Little Debbie Fudge Rounds and "Pizza's"  made out of Kraft Singles, pepperoni's, and English Muffins in the microwave!


Alex Jones
« Reply #1245 on: December 19, 2017, 07:54:50 PM »
Swish, I know a DJ who threw Christopher Cross out of his office. DON'T BOTHER ME BOY, you SUCK! I don't think I would have told that story on the air :)
But what is the deal with him and pelicans* on all his albums?

* I call flamingos pelicans because of "Scarface" and one of the most bizarre lines in movie history. I use it when I see real pelicans also with great amusement (for me at least, I get "eye rolls" from others.)

Alex Jones
« Reply #1246 on: December 19, 2017, 07:56:02 PM »
But what is the deal with him and pelicans* on all his albums?

* I call flamingos pelicans because of "Scarface" and one of the most bizarre lines in movie history. I use it when I see real pelicans also with great amusement (for me at least, I get "eye rolls" from others.)

Bi-Curiosity!

Alex Jones
« Reply #1247 on: December 19, 2017, 08:02:19 PM »
An evening with type-2 DIABEETUS!


Alex Jones
« Reply #1248 on: January 06, 2018, 11:49:41 AM »
Alex Jones is getting all Old Testament over Brian Stillter on his latest show. His evil looking smile seems to have triggered him.  :D

Alex Jones
« Reply #1249 on: January 06, 2018, 12:06:15 PM »
Alex Jones is getting all Old Testament over Brian Stillter on his latest show. His evil looking smile seems to have triggered him.  :D


Alex Jones
« Reply #1250 on: January 06, 2018, 12:19:02 PM »

Thanks. I like a good Alex rant sometimes.
I laughed at this tidbit from Stelter's bio: "raised Methodist, today Stelter is non-religious. They plan to raise their children as Jewish." I guess if Alex decided to do the same the marriage would've held and the media would like him and he would get the big anchor gigs?  ;)

Alex Jones
« Reply #1251 on: January 06, 2018, 12:22:03 PM »
Thanks. I like a good Alex rant sometimes.
I laughed at this tidbit from Stelter's bio: "raised Methodist, today Stelter is non-religious. They plan to raise their children as Jewish." I guess if Alex decided to do the same the marriage would've held and the media would like him and he would get the big anchor gigs?  ;)

He claims he was offered those already but wanted to remain independent. I don't doubt it.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1252 on: January 06, 2018, 12:28:08 PM »
He claims he was offered those already but wanted to remain independent. I don't doubt it.
Far less talented hacks get prominent positions in "news" and media. Alex wouldn't stay on their script though (problematic for advertisers and official stories) and it is often better being your own boss than being an employee. Alex was good in this rant. Old school Alex. Thanks for posting.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1253 on: January 06, 2018, 12:32:08 PM »
He claims he was offered those already but wanted to remain independent. I don't doubt it.


I genuinely laughed out loud at that! By his own admission he's an actor. He believes in the shit he peddles inversely proportional to the gullible idiots who lap up every word. He's the modern day Barnum.  ;D ;D

Alex Jones
« Reply #1254 on: January 06, 2018, 12:36:16 PM »
I know Alex as the Eddie Haskell he truly is. He's like RITCHIE. Nobody fucking likes him, but he won't go away!

Alex Jones
« Reply #1255 on: January 06, 2018, 12:37:49 PM »
I know Alex as the Eddie Haskell he truly is. He's like RITCHIE. Nobody fucking likes him, but he won't go away!

Who is Richie?

Alex Jones
« Reply #1256 on: January 06, 2018, 12:39:13 PM »

Alex Jones
« Reply #1257 on: January 06, 2018, 12:39:31 PM »

I genuinely laughed out loud at that! By his own admission he's an actor. He believes in the shit he peddles inversely proportional to the gullible idiots who lap up every word. He's the modern day Barnum.  ;D ;D
I don't know if he is on that genius level. But you are correct, he is good at what he does and figured out a way to leverage "free" into quite a tidy sum of money (even if his wife took much in the divorce, but that can happen to people.) And also is pretty careful not to say "too much" so as to get kicked off youtube or outlets. The best part was how the media latched onto him finally driving more revenue to him as they bitched.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1258 on: January 06, 2018, 12:40:04 PM »
MD.

Really? Did he tell you? I've been calling him Barbie. No wonder he didn't like it.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1259 on: January 06, 2018, 12:44:58 PM »
Really? Did he tell you? I've been calling him Barbie. No wonder he didn't like it.

He reminds me of a kid I knew. Ritchie. Ritchie was part of the Kenny Shoe Store clan. He was a lumpy Scottish oaf. Very bright, but obnoxious as fuck. He used to sell porn out of a Freddie Kruger folder in the bathroom at lunch time in Jr. High. He got busted and parlayed his "porn money" into loan sharking for lunch money. Later he filmed his one an only girlfriend naked with a PX-2000 video recorder. He ate horrible food, loved Star Trek and Rush Limbaugh; but saw no paradox between being fascinated by the two disparate ideologies. He fucked a life-sized Gumby doll without shame, and smelled like sweat and Old Spice.

He was the kind of guy that when you were over at his house, he would ask you if you wanted Pizza, and then bring you a microwaved English Muffin with Ragu and a Kraft single melted over the top. He genuinely considered it Pizza.