Topic: Alex Jones

[Dr. MD MD]

Anybody that can listen to Jones for 34 hours straight must have more than a few loose screws.  Hell, 15 minutes is enough for me.

Then you need the sanity of the MSM, right? 

[21st Century Man]

Then you need the sanity of the MSM, right? 

Don't listen to that either.   

[Original Larry]

[albrecht]

He might have changed his tune post divorce and child custody hearings? 

[Original Larry]

He might have changed his tune post divorce and child custody hearings? 

Possibly, I am sure it ripped his heart out to proclaim in open court that he was a "performance artist", I would have fired that lawyer on the spot. He lost anyway, including his credibility.

[Yorkshire pud]

Possibly, I am sure it ripped his heart out to proclaim in open court that he was a "performance artist", I would have fired that lawyer on the spot. He lost anyway, including his credibility.

It was a no win situation..Admit he was a nasty cunt with an adoring gullible audience, or admit he was a nasty cunt who was putting it on for his adoring gullible audience. 

[Dr. MD MD]

And then there's the MSM who are as honest and honorable as Robert Mueller and never make stuff up. 


Speaking of gullible...

[Swishypants]

It was a no win situation..Admit he was a nasty cunt with an adoring gullible audience, or admit he was a nasty cunt who was putting it on for his adoring gullible audience. 

Your Roomba is watching you fuck your fleshlight. I'm live streaming it.

[Yorkshire pud]

And then there's the MSM who are as honest and honorable as Robert Mueller. 

The MSN isn't the one Trump needs to be worried about, although he claims not to watch it, he's obsessed with it.. And Mueller couldn't care less what is on the news. Even the anti Americans on Trump news won't faze him.

[Yorkshire pud]

Your Roomba is watching you fuck your fleshlight. I'm live streaming it.

Go on, you got twitchy ......didn't you? 

[Swishypants]

 

[Yorkshire pud]

This is my favourite Christopher Cross song... And I didn't know why until I'd been to Santa Cruz. You might not like it, but you'd be wrong.

[Original Larry]

Swish, I know a DJ who threw Christopher Cross out of his office. DON'T BOTHER ME BOY, you SUCK! I don't think I would have told that story on the air

[Swishypants]

Swish, I know a DJ who threw Christopher Cross out of his office. DON'T BOTHER ME BOY, you SUCK! I don't think I would have told that story on the air

But he's so SMOOTH!

[Swishypants]

Actually he looks exactly like Ritchie, all butter-ball and annoying. I'll bet that fat fuck still drives the Ford Escort! Eating Little Debbie Fudge Rounds and "Pizza's"  made out of Kraft Singles, pepperoni's, and English Muffins in the microwave!

[albrecht]

Swish, I know a DJ who threw Christopher Cross out of his office. DON'T BOTHER ME BOY, you SUCK! I don't think I would have told that story on the air

But what is the deal with him and pelicans* on all his albums?

* I call flamingos pelicans because of "Scarface" and one of the most bizarre lines in movie history. I use it when I see real pelicans also with great amusement (for me at least, I get "eye rolls" from others.)

[Swishypants]

But what is the deal with him and pelicans* on all his albums?

* I call flamingos pelicans because of "Scarface" and one of the most bizarre lines in movie history. I use it when I see real pelicans also with great amusement (for me at least, I get "eye rolls" from others.)

Bi-Curiosity!

[Swishypants]

An evening with type-2 DIABEETUS!

[Dr. MD MD]

Alex Jones is getting all Old Testament over Brian Stillter on his latest show. His evil looking smile seems to have triggered him. 

[Dr. MD MD]

Alex Jones is getting all Old Testament over Brian Stillter on his latest show. His evil looking smile seems to have triggered him. 

[albrecht]

Thanks. I like a good Alex rant sometimes.
I laughed at this tidbit from Stelter's bio: "raised Methodist, today Stelter is non-religious. They plan to raise their children as Jewish." I guess if Alex decided to do the same the marriage would've held and the media would like him and he would get the big anchor gigs? 

[Dr. MD MD]

Thanks. I like a good Alex rant sometimes.
I laughed at this tidbit from Stelter's bio: "raised Methodist, today Stelter is non-religious. They plan to raise their children as Jewish." I guess if Alex decided to do the same the marriage would've held and the media would like him and he would get the big anchor gigs? 

He claims he was offered those already but wanted to remain independent. I don't doubt it.

[albrecht]

He claims he was offered those already but wanted to remain independent. I don't doubt it.

Far less talented hacks get prominent positions in "news" and media. Alex wouldn't stay on their script though (problematic for advertisers and official stories) and it is often better being your own boss than being an employee. Alex was good in this rant. Old school Alex. Thanks for posting.

[Yorkshire pud]

He claims he was offered those already but wanted to remain independent. I don't doubt it.

I genuinely laughed out loud at that! By his own admission he's an actor. He believes in the shit he peddles inversely proportional to the gullible idiots who lap up every word. He's the modern day Barnum. 

[Swishypants]

I know Alex as the Eddie Haskell he truly is. He's like RITCHIE. Nobody fucking likes him, but he won't go away!

[Yorkshire pud]

I know Alex as the Eddie Haskell he truly is. He's like RITCHIE. Nobody fucking likes him, but he won't go away!

Who is Richie?

[Swishypants]

Who is Richie?

MD.

[albrecht]

I genuinely laughed out loud at that! By his own admission he's an actor. He believes in the shit he peddles inversely proportional to the gullible idiots who lap up every word. He's the modern day Barnum. 

I don't know if he is on that genius level. But you are correct, he is good at what he does and figured out a way to leverage "free" into quite a tidy sum of money (even if his wife took much in the divorce, but that can happen to people.) And also is pretty careful not to say "too much" so as to get kicked off youtube or outlets. The best part was how the media latched onto him finally driving more revenue to him as they bitched.

[Yorkshire pud]

MD.

Really? Did he tell you? I've been calling him Barbie. No wonder he didn't like it.

[Swishypants]

Really? Did he tell you? I've been calling him Barbie. No wonder he didn't like it.

He reminds me of a kid I knew. Ritchie. Ritchie was part of the Kenny Shoe Store clan. He was a lumpy Scottish oaf. Very bright, but obnoxious as fuck. He used to sell porn out of a Freddie Kruger folder in the bathroom at lunch time in Jr. High. He got busted and parlayed his "porn money" into loan sharking for lunch money. Later he filmed his one an only girlfriend naked with a PX-2000 video recorder. He ate horrible food, loved Star Trek and Rush Limbaugh; but saw no paradox between being fascinated by the two disparate ideologies. He fucked a life-sized Gumby doll without shame, and smelled like sweat and Old Spice.

He was the kind of guy that when you were over at his house, he would ask you if you wanted Pizza, and then bring you a microwaved English Muffin with Ragu and a Kraft single melted over the top. He genuinely considered it Pizza.