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Alex Jones
« Reply #1080 on: December 09, 2016, 10:53:36 AM »
Morris dancing? SV? You do know he has no co-ordination for such closely choreographed adventures don't you?

So I must imagine a solitary man flinging hankies about?  The coordinated movement is the only thing that prevents it from looking utterly ridiculous.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1081 on: December 09, 2016, 10:56:25 AM »
So I must imagine a solitary man flinging hankies about?  The coordinated movement is the only thing that prevents it from looking utterly ridiculous.

And painful when they use staves. But their sex life is their own affair. Quite an ancient pastime outside olde worlde country pubs in springtime.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1082 on: December 09, 2016, 10:57:34 AM »
So I must imagine a solitary man flinging hankies about?  The coordinated movement is the only thing that prevents it from looking utterly ridiculous.

I don't think I want to hear about the men you like to imagine. I'm just relived they are of age this time. The Alex Jones thread isn't the place to deliver agonised dissertations about your tortured sexuality. Save that for your father-confessor.


Alex Jones
« Reply #1083 on: December 09, 2016, 11:05:32 AM »
I don't think I want to hear about the men you like to imagine. I'm just relived they are of age this time. The Alex Jones thread isn't the place to deliver agonised dissertations about your tortured sexuality. Save that for your father-confessor.

Haha no more out of place than your brief foray into literary criticism, which you have wisely abandoned.


Alex Jones
« Reply #1084 on: December 09, 2016, 02:12:51 PM »
The guy will use the office to stuff his pockets...

be more creative.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1085 on: December 09, 2016, 02:18:22 PM »
The reason you don't deny something self-evidently absurd is because you immediately give it spurious legitimacy by deigning to recognise it in the first place.

i agree with that.  i wish the philosophy had been shared by those who demanded trump repeatedly disavow certain endorsements from certain pockets of human debris.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1086 on: December 09, 2016, 02:20:47 PM »

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« Reply #1087 on: December 09, 2016, 02:36:57 PM »

Ha, that is a nice shirt. A few years back a judge referenced Walter Sobchak in her legal opinion. This legal blog had a funny take on a Texas judge referencing a movie about a pot smoking hippie:

"While the movie may seem like a surprising citation for the conservative Texas bench, in their defense, Walter is a gun-toting crazy man so he blends in with a lot of their jurisprudence."

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/09/texas-supreme-court-approvingly-cites-movie-about-pot-smoking-and-porn/

Alex Jones
« Reply #1088 on: December 09, 2016, 03:21:40 PM »
You have your cretinous head so far up your arse you're a (semi) human colonoscopy. The reason you don't deny something self-evidently absurd is because you immediately give it spurious legitimacy by deigning to recognise it in the first place. It would be like responding to the semi-literate yammerings of people like you - there simply isn't enough time in the day to bother with a man-child posting piffle in his bedroom, wearing only a pair of soiled undercrackers.

Oh, well, as long as we have you to inform us of the special self-evident things I'm sure we'll be just fine.  ::)

BTW, I'd like to note that you've taken time out of your "busy" schedule to respond to me.  :D

Alex Jones
« Reply #1089 on: December 10, 2016, 09:08:42 AM »
In Russia, idiot better than you -- that's kind of the point of the whole thing.

I honestly have no idea what you mean with this. Grammar usually helps if you want to nail a put-down, so that I can understand what you are groping at. If you want to mix it with me about Russian literature then be my guest, but you'd better bring your lunch.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1090 on: December 10, 2016, 09:11:07 AM »
BTW, I'd like to note that you've taken time out of your "busy" schedule to respond to me.  :D

Yeah, I hadn't posted all week. I clearly have a problem. You don't post for an hour you start to get the shakes.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1091 on: December 10, 2016, 10:14:10 AM »
I honestly have no idea what you mean with this. Grammar usually helps if you want to nail a put-down, so that I can understand what you are groping at. If you want to mix it with me about Russian literature then be my guest, but you'd better bring your lunch.

You're Peter Ustinov's son and I claim my £10.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1092 on: December 10, 2016, 11:37:49 AM »
I honestly have no idea what you mean with this. Grammar usually helps if you want to nail a put-down, so that I can understand what you are groping at. If you want to mix it with me about Russian literature then be my guest, but you'd better bring your lunch.

Sure, the titular idiot in question is a type of holy fool, signaled by his epileptic fits and telegraphed broadly by the liberal opinions he espouses.  Placed in contemporary society rather than the usual ascetic setting, it's at least as much a criticism of that society as a demonstration of his shortcomings, and the epithet society gives him has to be understood in that context.  You used it as a simple pejorative.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1093 on: December 10, 2016, 11:48:56 AM »

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« Reply #1094 on: December 11, 2016, 07:29:58 AM »
Sure, the titular idiot in question is a type of holy fool, signaled by his epileptic fits and telegraphed broadly by the liberal opinions he espouses.  Placed in contemporary society rather than the usual ascetic setting, it's at least as much a criticism of that society as a demonstration of his shortcomings, and the epithet society gives him has to be understood in that context.  You used it as a simple pejorative.

The next thing you'll be telling me that George Eliot isn't a man. As a summary of the bleeding obvious that takes several biscuits. You didn't need to jump in when you did, I think most people would have come to the same conclusion by reading the book jacket. Is 'The Possessed' a horror story? I need you to let me know, otherwise I shan't be able to figure it out on my own.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1095 on: December 11, 2016, 07:37:40 AM »
wot wot mate? cheerio, pip pip

Alex Jones
« Reply #1096 on: December 11, 2016, 08:19:12 AM »
wot wot mate? cheerio, pip pip

Lang may yer lum reek, you adorable ball of gorgeousness.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1097 on: December 11, 2016, 08:45:02 AM »
adorable ball of gorgeousness







So fabulous.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1098 on: December 11, 2016, 10:05:02 AM »
The next thing you'll be telling me that George Eliot isn't a man. As a summary of the bleeding obvious that takes several biscuits. You didn't need to jump in when you did, I think most people would have come to the same conclusion by reading the book jacket. Is 'The Possessed' a horror story? I need you to let me know, otherwise I shan't be able to figure it out on my own.

Hahaha as an endorsement it's as though all the bells along the Neva are ringing!  Oh surely I didn't have to jump in, or state my point so plainly, but your earlier incomprehension was terribly convincing.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1099 on: February 08, 2017, 03:31:01 PM »

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« Reply #1100 on: February 21, 2017, 07:58:34 PM »

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« Reply #1101 on: February 22, 2017, 09:54:42 PM »
Alex is currently talking about drug dealers threatening him with their 'foot-long dicks' and screaming about cocaine.




Alex Jones
« Reply #1102 on: February 22, 2017, 10:01:59 PM »
Alex is currently talking about drug dealers threatening him with their 'foot-long dicks' and screaming about cocaine.

He's on a real tear the last couple days. Apparently, the deep state is closing in on him and other conservative voices. Adroll won't let him advertise anymore because they say his show promotes politics. I guess shows about the politics of the deep state are still alright though.  ;)

Alex Jones
« Reply #1103 on: February 22, 2017, 10:08:16 PM »
Alex is currently talking about drug dealers threatening him with their 'foot-long dicks' and screaming about cocaine.




Ha, I wasn't aware he was doing an extra-long special. Haven't tuned in in a while since they took his Sunday show off the AM but did see him ranting about Google in his car while he was driving through the neighborhood. It is so weird to me how a local access guy has become such a sensation. I give him credit for that- leveraging "free" into a mini-empire, of sorts.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1104 on: February 22, 2017, 10:10:29 PM »
Ha, I wasn't aware he was doing an extra-long special. Haven't tuned in in a while since they took his Sunday show off the AM but did see him ranting about Google in his car while he was driving through the neighborhood. It is so weird to me how a local access guy has become such a sensation. I give him credit for that- leveraging "free" into a mini-empire, of sorts.

He's been on for like 12 hours today, and still going:


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« Reply #1105 on: February 22, 2017, 10:14:30 PM »
He's been on for like 12 hours today, and still going:


Cool.  Thanks for the pointer.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1106 on: February 22, 2017, 10:17:34 PM »
He's been on for like 12 hours today, and still going:


Bolivian Marching Powder Super Male Vitality and pure water from Berkee Filters must be the cause. In the vid he posted on while driving through Westlake the other day he wasn't looking too good, at least for a guy who advertising supplements for losing weight and health. But it is unseasonable hot (friggin going to be 90 tomorrow) and if hungover or stuck if traffic nobody looks good.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1107 on: February 22, 2017, 10:29:51 PM »
He's been on for like 12 hours today, and still going:



Seems like AJ had a couple of extra Red Bulls today. Classic speed freak jive. Good stuff!

Alex Jones
« Reply #1108 on: February 22, 2017, 10:33:15 PM »
Seems like AJ had a couple of extra Red Bulls today. Classic speed freak jive. Good stuff!

Yep.  Alex can definitely hang for the long haul.   Ghost would be a wad of chewed bubble gum by hour 5.

Alex Jones
« Reply #1109 on: February 22, 2017, 10:40:25 PM »
Seems like AJ had a couple of extra Red Bulls today. Classic speed freak jive. Good stuff!
I'm thinking his vid ranting in his car through the neighborhood heading west was to pick up some "stuff" at a methlab in Cuernavaca (an "eclectic" unzoned neighborhood on the lake, which, oddly, is also near Texe Marrs's place and one of Michael Dell's place.)  I doubt Super Male etc has this much "energy" in it!

ps: Me likey Alex's new female reporters. Wowsa! He certainly has a preference.