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Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« on: December 24, 2017, 10:29:35 PM »
Coast-to-Coast is not Playboy Radio.  But...

This month, it was all about Hooters, "spin-the-bottle", and "beautiful women in bikinis".

After the "beautiful women in bikinis" mention, I have abstained from Coast on George nights.

In the past, listeners' ears were graced with:

Sexy demons, send some.  (how did that work out, George?)
Send photos (female fans)
"Pretty and fun" (marriage wrecking) nude model Elizabeth Montgomery
"Gorgeous" LA women
Flirting with a 22-year old guest
Being (married at the time and) in love with the MTV ZZ Top actresses
Swedish women
The Splash mermaid
Tattooed ex's
The famous gaming model
"Travelin' Man"
Sandra Bullock (no mention of her gravity-defying hairdo, though...)
Caller-Brenda-I'm-George-And-I'm-lonely
Caller-Candy-I-George-Am-A-Tease-Just-Asking-For-A-Stalker
The Daily Single George Noory spread
Nude model Lisa Rinna "I've seeeeen her around!"
Nude model Marilyn Monroe, who he considers an example of "good taste in women" despite her morals
The "attractive" actress who texts him
The stripper story in which the only thing he cared about was, "Well, uh, did she ever post a photo?"
A female caller who he lamented did not send a photo
Elvira "return without your brothers"
Nude model 25-year old Miley Cyrus
The (underweight, dehydrated, 10-day colon cleansing) Victoria's Secret panty (and recently nude) models
Flirting with (married) nude model Jessica Hall
Phrases to Whitley Strieber such as, "What does she look like, that is the question!"
Saying "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"
Saying he takes a Vegas vacation whenever he plays a certain bumper song
Burlesque dancers, described in detail
Ridiculing old people and people with dental problems (with his mush mouth!)
Panty model Christina Ferrari
Playboy panty model Yvette Vickers
Flirting with Playboy Nude model and animal rights activist Pam Anderson
Flirting with (engaged, at the time) panty model Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lusting for a "cave women"
Talking about pretty girls on tarot cards
Talking about making a young, breathy caller his "French correspondent"

It is really hard to believe George even has a stalker.  Who would want to date a man who's always going on about the sex appeal of many sundry nude or panty models, one of whom was found mummified in her home long after her death...?!  And, who would want to date a man who calls on sexy demons even though he already claims to have a stalker?!  And who wants to date a man with a stalker.  Like, where would you go..?

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2017, 10:53:14 PM »
Don't be such a prude.

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2017, 10:54:50 PM »
Don't be such a prude.

I won't be abstaining from wising everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!


Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2017, 11:20:44 PM »
I won't be abstaining from wising everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas to you too, chefist!!!! :D ;)


Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2017, 11:33:24 PM »
Merry Christmas to you too, chefist!!!! :D ;)
Merry Christmas.
      The Prude.

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2017, 11:47:41 PM »
I won't be abstaining from wising everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

merry christmas, buddy.

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2017, 12:45:28 AM »
Ho, ho, ho, three hos for everyone

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2017, 12:51:36 AM »
It look's like Jo Jo has made her list and has checked it twice,
Now we know who is naughty and not nice.

Merry Ratsmas to everyone!

Here is a Red Christmas Ball to you Norry!

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2017, 12:53:36 AM »
Ho, ho, ho, three hos for everyone

Heaux, heaux, heaux...

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2017, 01:03:57 AM »
Coast-to-Coast is not Playboy Radio.  But...

This month, it was all about Hooters, "spin-the-bottle", and "beautiful women in bikinis".

After the "beautiful women in bikinis" mention, I have abstained from Coast on George nights.

In the past, listeners' ears were graced with:

Sexy demons, send some.  (how did that work out, George?)
Send photos (female fans)
"Pretty and fun" (marriage wrecking) nude model Elizabeth Montgomery
"Gorgeous" LA women
Flirting with a 22-year old guest
Being (married at the time and) in love with the MTV ZZ Top actresses
Swedish women
The Splash mermaid
Tattooed ex's
The famous gaming model
"Travelin' Man"
Sandra Bullock (no mention of her gravity-defying hairdo, though...)
Caller-Brenda-I'm-George-And-I'm-lonely
Caller-Candy-I-George-Am-A-Tease-Just-Asking-For-A-Stalker
The Daily Single George Noory spread
Nude model Lisa Rinna "I've seeeeen her around!"
Nude model Marilyn Monroe, who he considers an example of "good taste in women" despite her morals
The "attractive" actress who texts him
The stripper story in which the only thing he cared about was, "Well, uh, did she ever post a photo?"
A female caller who he lamented did not send a photo
Elvira "return without your brothers"
Nude model 25-year old Miley Cyrus
The (underweight, dehydrated, 10-day colon cleansing) Victoria's Secret panty (and recently nude) models
Flirting with (married) nude model Jessica Hall
Phrases to Whitley Strieber such as, "What does she look like, that is the question!"
Saying "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"
Saying he takes a Vegas vacation whenever he plays a certain bumper song
Burlesque dancers, described in detail
Ridiculing old people and people with dental problems (with his mush mouth!)
Panty model Christina Ferrari
Playboy panty model Yvette Vickers
Flirting with Playboy Nude model and animal rights activist Pam Anderson
Flirting with (engaged, at the time) panty model Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lusting for a "cave women"
Talking about pretty girls on tarot cards
Talking about making a young, breathy caller his "French correspondent"

It is really hard to believe George even has a stalker.  Who would want to date a man who's always going on about the sex appeal of many sundry nude or panty models, one of whom was found mummified in her home long after her death...?!  And, who would want to date a man who calls on sexy demons even though he already claims to have a stalker?!  And who wants to date a man with a stalker.  Like, where would you go..?

George bet Tommy he could even make sex boring. 

Fuckin' Tommy.  He'll never learn.

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2017, 08:23:34 AM »
The poll is a tie!  What will I do!

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2017, 06:55:17 PM »
Landslide vote for only listening to the initial news segment.

Voters say either/or...  Only one moderate vote!

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2018, 03:06:15 AM »
After a moment of the news, this was an abstention evening.  Here is a new poll about who George's most important demographic is.

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2018, 03:27:28 AM »
Actually listening to the last half of the show tonight.  Spontaneous Human Combustion fascinates me.

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2018, 03:29:38 AM »
Actually listening to the last half of the show tonight.  Spontaneous Human Combustion fascinates me.

That last evil woman got me hot.

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2018, 03:46:52 AM »
That last evil woman got me hot.

ROTF!!!


Oh shit, George cut the guest off early to replay his reading of Tell-Tale Heart.  It's not even Halloween!! >:(

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2018, 03:47:31 AM »
Why is MV changing into an Asian? I have to assume it's for the high quality whiskey and tolerance of gang rape.

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2018, 06:45:12 AM »
Why is MV changing into an Asian? I have to assume it's for the high quality whiskey and tolerance of gang rape.

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2018, 02:41:10 PM »
I broke my abstention.  He has improved.

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2018, 06:03:31 PM »
I broke my abstention.  He has improved.
What's he doing better?

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2018, 06:06:17 PM »
What's he doing better?

He has been taking more 3 day weekends off.

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2018, 01:53:21 AM »
He has been taking more 3 day weekends off.
He pronounced February perfectly just the other night.
Prior to that, he got "nuclear," perfectly.
He has not taunted or gloated in over three months.
He accused one or another of his ex-wives of having a character flaw, and his remark was so out of line that the next day management said his chat that week would be supervised, and then it ended up being cancelled "for technical reasons".  HE WAS BUSTED BUT HE TOOK IT LIKE A MAN.
He is now giving shows away on You Tube so non-Insiders can listen to prior shows.
He finally aired disclaimers on health shows, whether it is required or not.
He has reduced the number of times he asks redundant questions as a time management device.
Anything else?

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2018, 01:40:30 AM »
Today included some really obnoxious and gross problems. Why make the day worse; I'm not listening tonight.

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2018, 10:23:26 PM »
I went with management.

Not only management at Coast to Coast but management and managers in general because they are usually shitty people and that is why they like to boss people around and that is why they listen to George.

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2018, 02:10:11 AM »
I went with management.

Not only management at Coast to Coast but management and managers in general because they are usually shitty people and that is why they like to boss people around and that is why they listen to George.
Must be weird to have his ex wife as boss!

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2018, 01:55:48 AM »
Another abstention.  I just don't want to hear about panty models again... Or "pretty and fun" marriage wreckers...

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2018, 11:56:51 PM »
Another abstention.  I just don't want to hear about panty models again... Or "pretty and fun" marriage wreckers...

Yeah, Norry as a panty model makes me well.   not a pretty sight.

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2018, 12:04:49 AM »
Yeah, Norry as a panty model makes me well.   not a pretty sight.

Trying to read that on my iphone sure made “well” look like “wet”.  I puked a little in my mouth. 

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2018, 12:55:11 AM »
Trying to read that on my iphone sure made “well” look like “wet”.  I puked a little in my mouth.

That would do it alright!

Re: Abstaining From Coast Host George Noory
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2018, 02:44:48 AM »
Trying to read that on my iphone sure made “well” look like “wet”.  I puked a little in my mouth.
Lol.