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George Noory is famous 67-Year Old Roadie.  Would you date him?  Please Respond With Your Age Bracket.

No.  Age 17-24
1 (11.1%)
No.  Age 25-34
2 (22.2%)
No.  Age 35-44
0 (0%)
No.  Age 45-54
2 (22.2%)
No.  Age 55-64
0 (0%)
No.  Age 65-74
0 (0%)
No.  Age 75 to 84
0 (0%)
No.  Age 85 and up!
1 (11.1%)
Yes. Age 17-24
0 (0%)
Yes. Age 25-34
0 (0%)
Yes. Age 35-44
0 (0%)
Yes. Age 45-54
1 (11.1%)
Yes. Age 55-64
0 (0%)
Yes. Age 65-74
0 (0%)
Yes. Age 75-84
0 (0%)
Yes. Age 85 and up!
2 (22.2%)

Total Members Voted: 9

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Would You Date George Noory?
« on: December 14, 2017, 11:56:02 AM »
Would you date George Noory?  The roady.  The slow-dy.  The ZZ Top toady:


Gimme all your money, but only hugs and kisses for you!
Gimme all your money.  To spend it through and through.

Gimme all your money; make sure you get holiday pay TOO!
Gimme all your money to spend later on someone new!

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2017, 12:13:18 PM »
Absholutely.  Jorch is "da man."  He's always with the cool kids.


Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2017, 12:13:43 PM »
No.


Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2017, 12:17:52 PM »
BTW, George Noory is 67 years old.

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2017, 12:34:37 PM »
Researching......  Researching......   Researching.......

And the answer is.......    Hell no.

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George Noory net worth:
$2 Million
https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/richest-djs/george-noory-net-worth/

What the hell Noory?   I suspect the Pediatrician that lives down the street from me is worth more than that. 
2 measly million?  In L.A.?    Hrumpf.   

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2017, 12:39:33 PM »
Only if he ate the pizza roll first, then I could watch!

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2017, 02:50:26 PM »
Researching......  Researching......   Researching.......

And the answer is.......    Hell no.
https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/richest-djs/george-noory-net-worth/

What the hell Noory?   I suspect the Pediatrician that lives down the street from me is worth more than that. 
2 measly million?  In L.A.?    Hrumpf.
Feeding Tommee ain't cheap.


Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2017, 03:16:56 PM »
Absholutely.  Jorch is "da man."  He's always with the cool kids.




Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2017, 05:00:53 PM »
Heather Wade might date him.  That power couple would be known as The Witch and The Bitch.

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2017, 05:24:11 PM »
Heather Wade might date him.  That power couple would be known as The Witch and The Bitch.
HW would date him in a nanosecond.  She'd be hosting C2C before Jorch could choke down another turkee sammich.  I believe we can all figure out how.  "Art Bell...who's Art Bell?  Never heard of him."

Coast to Coast AM with Heather Wade



Tommee had better hope she likes "big boned" Twinkie lovers.

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2017, 05:26:19 PM »

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2017, 10:43:59 PM »
Heather Wade might date him.  That power couple would be known as The Witch and The Bitch.
The "witch and HER bitch"!

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2017, 09:03:54 PM »
Pros:
He would show up to every date
Has the money to foot the bill
Can help you get to sleep if you're having trouble
Will probably make Tommy do anything for you

Cons:
Asks dumb questions
Keeps contact info on 3x5 cards
Not getting any younger
Hard to snuggle when Tommy is always in the middle

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2017, 10:18:29 PM »
I bet MD MD would date him.

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2017, 12:41:13 AM »
If he played his cards right, sure.

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2017, 12:42:43 AM »
If he played his cards right, sure.


You guys could clean up at euchre.  ;)

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2017, 12:59:59 AM »
I bet MD MD would date him.


No! That would be a health risk. I won't have it.

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2017, 01:19:40 AM »
If he played his cards right, sure.
Would he have to play his cards with your wife too?

Noorys Stache

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Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2017, 09:46:43 PM »
Yes

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #19 on: Yesterday at 05:18:00 AM »
Pros:
He would show up to every date
Has the money to foot the bill
Can help you get to sleep if you're having trouble
Will probably make Tommy do anything for you

Cons:
Asks dumb questions
Keeps contact info on 3x5 cards
Not getting any younger
Hard to snuggle when Tommy is always in the middle
And forked tongue French kisses!

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #20 on: Yesterday at 06:04:21 PM »
And forked tongue French kisses!
You'll get a pet name on the first date!

Re: Would You Date George Noory?
« Reply #21 on: Today at 02:34:48 AM »
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