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Re: SAMMY HAGAR!!!
« Reply #30 on: October 25, 2017, 03:00:45 PM »
Hagar is Gaygar  :D

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« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2017, 04:54:52 PM »
i can not believe..a thread about Hagar got to a 2nd page

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« Reply #32 on: October 25, 2017, 06:09:31 PM »
i can not believe..a thread about Hagar got to a 2nd page

Dreams do come true.

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« Reply #33 on: October 25, 2017, 06:16:36 PM »

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« Reply #34 on: October 25, 2017, 06:26:01 PM »
Interesting.   Me and couple of other Gen X guys were just discussing the 55 mile an hour speed limit at lunch today.
The Millennial dudes didn't even know about it - they were like "That must have sucked ass".   Why yes lads.  It did suck major ass.

Then I come home and Boom! There's a Sammy thread.   55 MPH could not contain the Red Rocker!


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« Reply #35 on: October 25, 2017, 06:36:13 PM »
I posit to you, sir, that (despite Hagar's theorem)there are SEVERAL ways to rock

LOL!  I believe you may be right.  However, how do prioritize?

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« Reply #36 on: October 25, 2017, 06:37:41 PM »

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« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2017, 06:38:44 PM »
Interesting.   Me and couple of other Gen X guys were just discussing the 55 mile an hour speed limit at lunch today.
The Millennial dudes didn't even know about it - they were like "That must have sucked ass".   Why yes lads.  It did suck major ass.

Then I come home and Boom! There's a Sammy thread.   55 MPH could not contain the Red Rocker!



Sometimes everything in the Universe aligns.  :D

Re: SAMMY HAGAR!!!
« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2017, 06:45:19 PM »
Sammy once got me through a real tough time.   Renee'  (the first girl I ever thought I loved) ditched the most excellent Walks_At_Night for that
big ape from the football team.  I was a dude of some substance in High School - best curveball in the County, master at programming on the DEC PDP-11,
bitching 80's hair...but it wasn't enough.   

Take another piece of my heart you evil wench!


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« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2017, 06:48:33 PM »

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« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2017, 06:53:17 PM »
Interesting.   Me and couple of other Gen X guys were just discussing the 55 mile an hour speed limit at lunch today.
The Millennial dudes didn't even know about it - they were like "That must have sucked ass".   Why yes lads.  It did suck major ass.

Then I come home and Boom! There's a Sammy thread.   55 MPH could not contain the Red Rocker!



Little known fact my Millennial dudes; the Hagar was the one that freed us from the tyranny of the 55 mph speed limit!

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« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2017, 06:54:01 PM »
Sammy once got me through a real tough time.   Rene'  (the first girl I ever thought I loved) ditched the most excellent Walks_At_Night for that
big ape from the football team.  I was a dude of some substance in High School - best curveball in the County, master at programming on the DEC PDP-11,
bitching 80's hair...but it wasn't enough.   

Take another piece of my heart you evil wench!


That's the beautiful thing about music.  8)

Plus...your post takes me back.  LOL!   ;)  ;D

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« Reply #42 on: October 25, 2017, 06:55:47 PM »
That's the beautiful thing about music.  8)

Plus...your post takes me back.  LOL!   ;)  ;D

Yeah man.     Here's Standing Hampton in it's entirety


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« Reply #43 on: October 25, 2017, 07:02:30 PM »


From being the FIRST "America...FUCK YEAH!" guy, to mending broken hearts, to freeing us from being forced to drive at the speed of Metamucil; Sammy Hagar is a true American Hero. The question is: Do I have time to go as him for Halloween, or will it have to wait until next year? I will have to check because Delta Force dresses this way too and I'm not sure if it's legal.

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« Reply #44 on: October 25, 2017, 07:03:36 PM »


From being the FIRST "America...FUCK YEAH!" guy, to mending broken hearts, to freeing us from being forced to drive at the speed of Metamucil; Sammy Hagar is a true American Hero. The question is: Do I have time to go as him for Halloween, or will it have to wait until next year.

Do it.  Do it Now!


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« Reply #45 on: October 25, 2017, 07:06:53 PM »
P.S. Did Renee' look half Italian and have ginormous titty's? About 5'5"? I may need to split if so; asking for a friend.  8)

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« Reply #46 on: October 25, 2017, 07:13:39 PM »
P.S. Did Renee' look half Italian and have ginormous titty's? About 5'5"? I may need to split if so; asking for a friend.  8)

LoL! Nah.  Little blonde Polish girl - about 5'1" maybe.............  Kind of had a Pia Zadora poutish vibe.


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« Reply #47 on: October 25, 2017, 07:16:01 PM »
Do it.  Do it Now!



I was going to go as a BMX kid. Stu Thompson Red-Line Bike, Van Halen T-Shirt, black and white checkered Vans & one of those ball-caps with the flaps in the back and a Cobra printed on the top. Now I really do want to go as Sammy but I've only got two days to come up with the threads and a red flying V!!!!

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« Reply #48 on: October 25, 2017, 07:21:27 PM »
LoL! Nah.  Little blonde Polish girl - about 5'1" maybe.............  Kind of had a Pia Zadora poutish vibe.



Whew! The one I'm thinking about taught me how to french kiss and let me feel her up! Boobies of colossal magnitude! I sometimes look for her in the supermarket parking lot; kicking her boobies in front of her; helped by her 10 grown children to get the groceries in the car. What a summer! Thank you Red Rocker! You got me to second base!!!

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« Reply #49 on: October 25, 2017, 07:23:48 PM »

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« Reply #50 on: October 25, 2017, 07:24:26 PM »
Whew! The one I'm thinking about taught me how to french kiss and let me feel her up! Boobies of colossal magnitude! I sometimes look for her in the supermarket parking lot; kicking her boobies in front of her; helped by her 10 grown children to get the groceries in the car. What a summer! Thank you Red Rocker! You got me to second base!!!

and thank you Swishy - I'm listening to Standing Hampton from front to back for the first time in forever.............

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« Reply #51 on: October 25, 2017, 07:28:08 PM »
and thank you Swishy - I'm listening to Standing Hampton from front to back for the first time in forever.............

Sammy Hagar makes any situation feel much much better. Don't thank me! Thank America's premier Rock N' Roller! :)

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« Reply #52 on: October 25, 2017, 07:30:58 PM »


This is the Metric by which all other gifs are judged.  ;D

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« Reply #53 on: October 25, 2017, 07:42:42 PM »
Remember when those British Commie-Fags tried to rip off our boy?

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/sammy-hagar-inspired-the-clash/

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« Reply #54 on: October 26, 2017, 08:52:47 AM »


BUT OF COURSE! He gives tons of money--PRIVATELY--to INDIVIDUALS all the time, and it's mandatory they never say who did it; because he's just that kind of AWESOME!

Dude will help a single mother with a low-end job fix her car; help a kid who can't afford a college book get it; invest in someones small business

He helps real people, in small but important ways, everyday so it really counts and nobody can skim off the donation.

This is what you do with money after you've had your personal fill. This is doing it right!

This song is about helping someone pay for a funeral! NOT SEX!


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« Reply #55 on: October 26, 2017, 09:12:42 AM »


Good day to all of you! Except MD and Username. Fuck them!  8)

This song, btw, is about how Hitler never gave up and achieved his dreams, and how we should not test our nukes, because we need to save them for the Commies!

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« Reply #56 on: October 26, 2017, 09:32:49 AM »


Four more posts to get to page 3. I'll do it myself if I have to fuk-as!  ;D RED ROCKAH' FO-EVA'!

This song is about how Sammy invented Internet Porn.

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« Reply #57 on: October 26, 2017, 09:34:30 AM »
Sammy once got me through a real tough time.   Renee'  (the first girl I ever thought I loved) ditched the most excellent Walks_At_Night for that
big ape from the football team.  I was a dude of some substance in High School - best curveball in the County, master at programming on the DEC PDP-11,
bitching 80's hair...but it wasn't enough.   

Take another piece of my heart you evil wench!


5’1 is a great height. For those nighttime walks...😍



... and for the ape after she left. 😄


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« Reply #58 on: October 26, 2017, 09:36:25 AM »


... and for the ape after she left. 😄


I got the VOA Army workin' on this one. We'll find that Commie FUCK! :)

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« Reply #59 on: October 26, 2017, 09:41:55 AM »


Good day to all of you! Except MD and Username. Fuck them!  8)


I now have the confidence to get through the day.  :D  I will also give a little.  ;)