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Simply terrible songs.
« on: October 09, 2017, 12:37:35 PM »
Post the worst pieces of drek that you've ever listened to.  I nominate this one as the worst cover ever.  Sounds like a stoned Jamaican polka band.  Most karaoke is better than this.  First heard it today.


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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2017, 12:40:25 PM »
Fucking Magnets!


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« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2017, 12:54:13 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2017, 12:54:51 PM »
Half the stuff posted in the albums people can't live without thread

Here are a few that I've hated from the very first:
Steve Miller's Abra Cadabra
Dio's Holy Diver
Heart's Barracuda
Ramjam's Ol' Black Betty
The Knack's My Sharona
That Ride My Seesaw thing Art Bell always played
Anything by Hendrix
Starship's We Built This City
Any Rap
Any modern Country


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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2017, 01:01:13 PM »
A song by a Beach Boy about female masturbation.  Just heard this gem now. 

"She got a good vibration...." ::)

I mean, really?  Mike must have thought he was a chick magnet.




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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2017, 01:08:14 PM »
Half the stuff posted in the albums people can't live without thread

Here are a few that I've hated from the very first:
Steve Miller's Abra Cadabra
Dio's Holy Diver
Heart's Barracuda
Ramjam's Ol' Black Betty
The Knack's My Sharona
That Ride My Seesaw thing Art Bell always played
Anything by Hendrix
Starship's We Built This City
Any Rap
Any modern Country

I give you a cover of Holy Diver by Pat Boone with Dio on background vocals though I can't hear him.  I love 3 of those songs.  Abracadabra may be my favorite Miller track.  I bought the single as a teenager and it hasn't been overplayed by classic rock radio like many of his other hits.  Also like My Sharona and Ride My Seesaw.  I agree with you about We Built This City.


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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2017, 01:09:27 PM »
Anything by Journey, Nickelback, or Styx and that is just the beginning.
And this guy, BLEH.

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I came across that album just last week. Absolutely terrible.


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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2017, 01:13:35 PM »
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That is simply wrong on so many levels.

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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2017, 01:20:05 PM »
Anything by Journey, Nickelback, or Styx and that is just the beginning.
And this guy, BLEH.


LOL.  Excellent choice.  I hated that man's music ever since he came on the scene.  He absolutely ruined When a Man Loves A Woman.  He sounds like he's got a pipe rammed up his ass. I'll confess that I like Styx but I could see why some might hate them.  I hated that song, Babe, though.

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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2017, 01:24:31 PM »
Fucking Magnets!

How do they work?

They have a theory...  ;D


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« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2017, 01:41:01 PM »
Anything by Journey, Nickelback, or Styx and that is just the beginning.

 :'(

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« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2017, 01:54:30 PM »


PLOT TWIST MUTHA'FACKAAAAAAAAA'S!!! The BEST & WORST song you ever heard! Repeated listens whip the enigma into a delicious confection! Then you masturbate out of sheer confusion!

Yes, that's THE YaMoBeThere!

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« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2017, 02:18:26 PM »
This guy too is just terrible. 311 whooped his ass one night in a bar in Detroit when he started shit. LOL

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Words fail.

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« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2017, 02:27:26 PM »
Whenever I see Original Larry outside of the CTM thread, I have an overwhelming urge to clean up my act, throw a shawl over his shoulders and try and usher him out of this den of inequity as fast as possible. O.L. You must not see these horrid things. You are too good! Too pure! :)

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Annoyingest one hit wonder I ever heard.



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GOD DAMNIT that and AMADEUS! OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

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« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2017, 03:57:36 PM »
Toto - Africa


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I can't believe Grace Slick of White Rabbit fame would lend her voice to pap like that.

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Toto - Africa



FUCK YOU WHORE! I decorated my entire house based upon that song and video! Including a South African coloured woman that comes to clean it, and with whom I occasionally rut!