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George Noory Sucks Clogged My Cache
« on: October 06, 2017, 09:49:49 PM »
Clogged my cache, crowded my croissant, filled my fritter...

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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2017, 10:00:18 PM »
Clogged my cache, crowded my croissant, filled my fritter...


There is a quick fix for this, open a bag of frozen pizza rolls and insert cell phone into bag, than place bag into freezer for 15 mins. Once that is complete check your phone and it should work again.

You're welcome.

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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2017, 10:15:44 PM »
Clogged my cache, crowded my croissant, filled my fritter...

I hope that's not a euphemism..


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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2017, 11:58:54 PM »
I hope that's not a euphemism..
Did not even know about the button!

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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2017, 12:04:06 AM »
Not a pleasant experience.

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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2017, 01:22:51 PM »
There is a quick fix for this, open a bag of frozen pizza rolls and insert cell phone into bag, than place bag into freezer for 15 mins. Once that is complete check your phone and it should work again.

You're welcome.
THANK YOU!

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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2017, 01:23:50 PM »
Not a pleasant experience.
Lost a whole night of Gab.  Although I had multiple euphemisms...

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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2017, 01:33:51 PM »
There is a quick fix for this, open a bag of frozen pizza rolls and insert cell phone into bag, than place bag into freezer for 15 mins. Once that is complete check your phone and it should work again.

You're welcome.
I thought you had to microwave your cell phone and the pizza rolls on high for 15 minutes, after the freezer?  It clears the phone and you get a toasty treat, too.  It's good for that flappy thing in your throat.


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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2017, 01:56:50 PM »
I thought you had to microwave your cell phone and the pizza rolls on high for 15 minutes, after the freezer?  It clears the phone and you get a toasty treat, too.  It's good for that flappy thing in your throat.



In a bag of rice. White rice. Not racist.

Re: George Noory Sucks Clogged My Cache
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2017, 08:04:26 PM »
Here's to hoping George doesn't come back. It's been a GREAT few days without his ass............

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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2017, 03:12:50 AM »
Here's to hoping George doesn't come back. It's been a GREAT few days without his ass............

George Noory: "Cache" Is Not Spoken as "Cash," It's A "Cash-Shay"
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2017, 05:49:20 AM »
George Noory calls the word "cache" a "cash-shay," instead of the correct pronunciation of "cash." I recall a few days ago, when he did his usual "great job" of doing the news when he said the Las Vegas shooter had a large "cash-shay" of weapons. What a dunce!

Re: George Noory: "Cache" Is Not Spoken as "Cash," It's A "Cash-Shay"
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2017, 05:52:34 AM »
George Noory calls the word "cache" a "cash-shay," instead of the correct pronunciation of "cash." I recall a few days ago, when he did his usual "great job" of doing the news when he said the Las Vegas shooter had a large "cash-shay" of weapons. What a dunce!

"Cash-shay" is the original french pronunciation. "Cash" is an Americanized way of saying it. FYI.

Re: George Noory: "Cache" Is Not Spoken as "Cash," It's A "Cash-Shay"
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2017, 11:25:51 AM »
"Cash-shay" is the original french pronunciation. "Cash" is an Americanized way of saying it. FYI.

Noory is attempting to communicate in English, not French, and the English pronunciation is ''cash''.  Fortunately we don't pronounce English words in the original Latin, Greek, Germanic, etc, 'cause that would get pretty confusing.

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« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2017, 11:41:19 AM »
..."cash-shay"...

"Cash-shay"

Yes...Please cash Shay.  I need all I can get.  ;D


Re: George Noory: "Cache" Is Not Spoken as "Cash," It's A "Cash-Shay"
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2017, 12:12:02 PM »
Noory is attempting to communicate in English, not French, and the English pronunciation is ''cash''.  Fortunately we don't pronounce English words in the original Latin, Greek, Germanic, etc, 'cause that would get pretty confusing.
I wonder if he also calls Target "Tar-Jay"?

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« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2017, 12:42:12 PM »
"Cash-shay" is the original french pronunciation. "Cash" is an Americanized way of saying it. FYI.
Sashay with our cashay to Targeh.  In Swishypants...

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« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2017, 12:43:52 PM »
Sashay with our cashay to Targeh.  In Swishypants...

With a toupee

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« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2017, 03:29:12 PM »
Sashay with our cashay to Targeh.  In Swishypants...

That's the way I roll! :)

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« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2017, 03:43:03 PM »
Sashay with our cashay to Targeh.  In Swishypants...
as a doushay...


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« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2017, 03:44:44 PM »
I just can't be friends with you guys can I?  :(

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« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2017, 04:56:54 PM »
I just can't be friends with you guys can I?  :(

This is us being friendly

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« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2017, 04:59:51 PM »
This is us being friendly

LOL! I know! Ya mean suns-ah-bitches! :)

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« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2017, 05:09:17 PM »
This is us being friendly

Speak for yourself

Re: George Noory: "Cache" Is Not Spoken as "Cash," It's A "Cash-Shay"
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2017, 05:28:28 PM »
Fortunately we don't pronounce English words in the original Latin, Greek, Germanic, etc, 'cause that would get pretty confusing.


 In the more civilised parts of the globe, either usage is acceptable. Your neurons are so clogged with burger grease over there that the best you can manage is a flabby gargle anyway.

Re: George Noory: "Cache" Is Not Spoken as "Cash," It's A "Cash-Shay"
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2017, 05:30:12 PM »

 In the more civilised parts of the globe, either usage is acceptable. Your neurons are so clogged with burger grease over there that the best you can manage is a flabby gargle anyway.

But you're a CANADIAN! There is nothing more stupid than that! Holy Jeezus Palamina!

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« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2017, 05:33:00 PM »

 In the more civilised parts of the globe, either usage is acceptable. Your neurons are so clogged with burger grease over there that the best you can manage is a flabby gargle anyway.

Speaking of fluffers, that wasn’t you running around with the machete, was it?

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« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2017, 05:34:36 PM »
But you're a CANADIAN!

My veins run with maple syrup and I don't care who knows it.

Re: George Noory: "Cache" Is Not Spoken as "Cash," It's A "Cash-Shay"
« Reply #28 on: October 10, 2017, 05:36:09 PM »
My veins run with maple syrup and I don't care who knows it.

It's winter time now. The Vagineens are flowering in the humid darkness of the quilts. Should you be busy about now?

Re: George Noory: "Cache" Is Not Spoken as "Cash," It's A "Cash-Shay"
« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2017, 05:36:22 PM »
Speaking of fluffers, that wasn’t you running around with the machete, was it?

I prefer a billhook or a kukri knife.