Author Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017  (Read 2269 times)

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Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« on: September 01, 2017, 08:09:58 PM »
This is incredible, would you impregnate female pleiadians?


Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2017, 08:21:33 PM »
This is incredible, would you impregnate female pleiadians?



I was raised Jehovah Witness...End of the world:

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Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2017, 08:22:47 PM »
This is incredible, would you impregnate female pleiadians?



Only if they're paying for dinner.


Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2017, 08:25:39 PM »
This is incredible, would you impregnate female pleiadians?




You're going to be pissed about the money you spent on Viagra when they don't turn up aren't you? Then what?

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2017, 08:30:25 PM »
Listen Jackstar and I are in>

I was homeless for a little while so they will take me plus they will like my manic sex abilities.  Will anyone join us?

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2017, 08:32:23 PM »
Listen Jackstar and I are in>

I was homeless for a little while so they will take me plus they will like my manic sex abilities.  Will anyone join us?


I can't, but I will watch the streamed video when they land and you do your duty and roger the females without mercy. Promise.

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2017, 08:41:22 PM »
Damn capitalist alien bastards cutting out the middle man - Michael Horn is probably going to have to get a job.

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2017, 08:54:59 PM »
This is incredible, would you impregnate female pleiadians?

Will I?  I already have multiple times!

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2017, 07:56:06 AM »
Wait. WAIT! You mean that I never had to endure those anal probes; that there are hot alien chicks yearning for human men?!  I was misinformed.  >:(

Re: Pleiadians to return
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2017, 04:46:01 PM »
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Pleiadians to return

... they left?

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2017, 01:53:06 PM »
Signals pickup.  Could it be the Pleiadians making it look like a miss direction for their landing.


Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2017, 02:05:01 PM »
Signals pickup.  Could it be the Pleiadians making it look like a miss direction for their landing.
we're falling in love?

Opening line to the Playdoughian bitches...shake yours ass.


Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2017, 03:23:18 PM »
This is incredible, would you impregnate female pleiadians?

What I find more incredible is the implication that male pleiadians can be impregnated.  That aside, I am not against the idea as long as said female pleiadians are hawt and don't come after me for child support at some point in the future when my investments start paying off.

If they choose to take our star-children back to the Pleiadies and want me to pay for that shit, I doubt I will be able to exercise my child visitation rights and what sort of mega-bucks does it take to clothe, shelter and feed a kid in the Pleiadies these days, much less in the coming years as the kids get older?

Nah, I'd need a legally binding inter-stellar pre-impregnation agreement releasing me from any fiduciary obligations to my star-seed, and granting visitation rights (travel arrangements to and fro, etc).

All in all, I'm open to the idea, but would like to ensure it is not some interstellar welfare/anchor-anchor baby scheme that could be detrimental to the Earth's economy.

Count me tentatively "in," as long as those Pleadian bitches don't try to keep a man on a leash.

ediot:  My religion specifically forbids artificial insemination, so there's that too.  Although I could be persuaded to part with some of my vital star-seed for "research" if the appropriate amounts of gold, silver, jewels or other tangible filthy lucre were offered, even if it damns my soul to eternal hell.

T'witiot:  Also, I don't have any current plans for Saturday the 23rd of September, so I am free for female pleiadian impregnation activities that evening.

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2017, 03:28:00 PM »
Now now I'm sure your kids will be well taken care, but what if its another female.  hmm wtf I never thought of that. lmao

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2017, 03:29:00 PM »
Now now I'm sure your kids will be well taken care, but what if its another female.  hmm wtf I never thought of that. lmao

The playdoughians know how to party!!


Re: Pleiadians to return
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2017, 06:00:29 AM »
... they left?

CAN THEY BRING BACK SOME MOUNTAIN DEW??

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2017, 06:48:57 AM »
Has Michael Horn been made aware of this thread?  I'd like to read his thoughts on it.

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2017, 07:48:40 AM »
I'm not convinced.  I think Pud drew this:


Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2017, 09:06:29 AM »
I'm not convinced.  I think Pud drew this:



Not mine. But I wish it had been.  :)

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2017, 09:07:20 AM »
This is incredible, would you impregnate female pleiadians?


BellGab males would jump at an opportunity to impregnate ANYTHING. 


Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2017, 09:10:32 AM »
Has Michael Horn been made aware of this thread?  I'd like to read his thoughts on it.

Only Billy Meier is allowed to contact them. I say Stellar is fibbing. Yes.

Praise MV.

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2017, 09:13:55 AM »
Only Billy Meier is allowed to contact them. I say Stellar is fibbing. Yes.

Praise MV.

Could Stellar be Billy Meier?

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2017, 09:14:59 AM »
Only Billy Meier is allowed to contact them. I say Stellar is fibbing. Yes.

Praise MV.

Perhaps a Pleiadian civil war underway, drawing lines between Horn and Stellar?  ???

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2017, 09:30:00 AM »
Could Stellar be Billy Meier?

Meier has only one arm. It could be of course he can type his walls of text with voice recognition. Have it translated from German to English, insert graphics and videos all by himself. Yes, its possible he is Stellar.

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2017, 01:02:44 PM »
This is very important to the survival of the Pleiadians.  We should help them in anyway possible.  I will be in contact with them so if anyone wishes to sign up just post yes here your willing to go.  They will find you via your ip address no worries.

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2017, 01:13:54 PM »
This is very important to the survival of the Pleiadians.  We should help them in anyway possible.  I will be in contact with them so if anyone wishes to sign up just post yes here your willing to go.  They will find you via your ip address no worries.

Go? No-one said anything about interstellar travel. But its lovely they'll use something as primitive as IP addresses to find the travellers.


Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2017, 01:27:31 PM »
Pud you guys think this a joke?


Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2017, 01:39:32 PM »
Pud you guys think this a joke?



That is a dreadful thing to suggest. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you that you'd even think that of me.



Look, all I want is the exact grid reference as to where they'll land so I can take my camera gear and set it all up to take some photos. Can you do that?


Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2017, 06:24:49 PM »
How loose are their women?

Re: Pleiadians to return on September 23, 2017
« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2017, 07:35:02 PM »
Has Michael Horn been made aware of this thread?  I'd like to read his thoughts on it.

Why?  Michael Horn is a complete fraud.  He doesn't give a hoot, unless there's some cash to be had or some new recruits to brainwash.

But that's really just my opinion.