5 bald men in Mozambique killed for 'gold in their heads'

[bateman]

https://twitter.com/BBCAfrica/status/872496056612814849

[Juan]

You member of the white male patriarchy, don't you know that all cultures are equal? You're probably bald and hoarding your gold.

[The King of Kings]

WE WUZ KANGZ!

Diversity is our strength!

[WOTR]

Just another fake news story brought to you by the makers of Rogaine. 

[Unquenchable Angst]

Darn, I guess Mozambique is off my bucket list.