2017 BellGab Awards - Best Male Poster

[heater]

same as the others...I am doing this on a phone cut me some slack

[starrmtn001]

Aldous Burbank

[cweb]

I enjoy this poster very much.


Or Jackstar. He's interesting, I guess.

[BobGrau]

Pate.

[Morgus]

Art Bell!

[nooryisawesome]

Gnoory 

[mikuthing01]

golgo for sure he is fucking dedicated! The guy has been here since 2012 and i see him on the online users list all the time and he has never posted a single thing. He does respond to IM's though and seems like a cool dude.

[Jackstar]

cut me some slack

He's interesting, I guess.

[pate]

This is a tough category that after much thought, I chose to ignore the usual suspects and submit my nominations in a compact non-videotronic format:

[heater]

NOMINATIONS ARE CLOSED!  PLEASE VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN (you can only vote once)

[golgo]

golgo for sure he is fucking dedicated! The guy has been here since 2012 and i see him on the online users list all the time and he has never posted a single thing. He does respond to IM's though and seems like a cool dude.

I uh....er...thanks, Miku. I WANT to help MV get diapers. Guess I better get to posting!

[mikuthing01]

I uh....er...thanks, Miku. I WANT to help MV get diapers. Guess I better get to posting!

I hope you win!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

[Zetaspeak]

This is like looking atca list of candidates  in the previous  election

[pate]

Art Bell!

I would like to protest that my multiple spam accounts' bought votes weren't registrar'd enough to make the silver interesting foar "side bets"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYRuSzk_TcU

AB, Betsy doth protest too much.  That is all.

Carrie On...

eidot: Srsly, AB, congrats!

[starrmtn001]

Aldous Burbank

Congratulations, Aldous Burbank!

[TigerLily]

Congratulations, Aldous Burbank!

Purrrrrrrrr

[starrmtn001]

Purrrrrrrrr

[golgo]

Congrats Aldous! Ya did good, kid.
Oh, and did you see where I beat Corey Feldman? Is he the dead Corey? Doesn't matter. A win is a win.

[Richard Groyper]

Congrats Aldous! Ya did good, kid.
Oh, and did you see where I beat Corey Feldman? Is he the dead Corey? Doesn't matter. A win is a win.

To be fair, you should have won. 🤔

[mikuthing01]

[Richard Groyper]

Get that white woman off the damn stage! Golgo should've won!

[Dr. MD MD]

Get that white woman off the damn stage! Golgo should've won!

Who is Golgo?! 

[zeebo]

Who is Golgo?! 

This is a metaphysical question we can't yet answer, given our esteemed golgo has only made like three posts.   However, extrapolating from limited data indicates a positive trend.

[mikuthing01]

Who is Golgo?! 

He is was a lurker.

Awhile back i was looking at board stats and noticed it averaged around 500 users a day. Then i started thinking about how that was a lot of lurkers for a board that has a rather small group of active posters. So i started watching the "Users active in past 60 minutes" and clicking on names i was not familiar with and looking at profiles. I started sending messages to lurkers who have never posted (there are more than you think). golgo was one of the first i clicked on and he registered in 2012 so i sent him a PM asking why he lurks for 5 years and never posts, and that he needs to start posting to help MV buy diapers. He and a few others replied back and was cool so i assumed his gender and sarcastically nominated him for male poster of the year because he had no posts.

tl;dr i think bellgab scares people so they lurk but never post

[aldousburbank]

Congratulations, Aldous Burbank!

Wow wait what?
I just got back into civilization from eight days of camping, hiking, hot springing, and sundry ecstatic practices in the desert southwest. Now I hop onto Ballgrab and see this. I feel like I just got laid while asleep in my pajamas. I hope it was good for you too.

[Richard Groyper]

Who is Golgo?! 

He is legend.

[zeebo]

He is legend.

Some say a prophet, others a poet.  Maybe he's but a mirror, reflecting back to us our true selves.  I say he's an enigma which only with time can we unravel.

[zeebo]

Wow wait what?
I just got back into civilization from eight days of camping, hiking, hot springing, and sundry ecstatic practices in the desert southwest. ..

Hard to top that experience, but I'm sure a coveted bellgab award must edge it out.  Congrats man.

[starrmtn001]

Wow wait what?
I just got back into civilization from eight days of camping, hiking, hot springing, and sundry ecstatic practices in the desert southwest. Now I hop onto Ballgrab and see this. I feel like I just got laid while asleep in my pajamas. I hope it was good for you too.

I nominated you so, yes.