2017 BellGab Awards - Best Female Poster

[JesusJuice]

Meister has said repeatedly that he is a sixty year old, heterosexual Jewish man.

[Walks_At_Night]

Meister has said repeatedly that he is a sixty year old, heterosexual Jewish man.

Falkie?

[WhiteCrow]

I just noticed this thread

Sorry girls!

How can choose "Best" when  Love ALL

Just a few of the special "female" posters..

Ibby.. for saucy talkie.. like to go out "clubbing" with girl

Starr.. for my camp fire marshmallow roasting scary stories witty humor girl

Grub..  for the hanging out with goof'in about Bellgab number one Babe .. my real friend 

Gabrielle..  Football betting  buddy.. hey don't you still owe me from last season ..Pay up!

Love ALL

[heater]

NOMINATIONS ARE CLOSED!  PLEASE VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN (you can only vote once)

[TigerLily]

I just noticed this thread

Sorry girls!

How can choose "Best" when  Love ALL

Just a few of the special "female" posters..

Ibby.. for saucy talkie.. like to go out "clubbing" with girl

Starr.. for my camp fire marshmallow roasting scary stories witty humor girl

Grub..  for the hanging out with goof'in about Bellgab number one Babe .. my real friend 

Gabrielle..  Football betting  buddy.. hey don't you still owe me from last season ..Pay up!

Love ALL

Does this mean I have to give the hoodie back? 

[Ciardelo]

I can't pick just one, however, unlike the creepy hoodie man, I'm not going to try to list them all for fear of leaving anybody out. 

[Ciardelo]

Does this mean I have to give the hoodie back? 

Ciardelo observes the mean Crow of White's omission. 

[TigerLily]

Ciardelo observes the mean Crow of White's omission. 

And TigerLily appreciates Ciardelo's observance of the unappreciation by the aforementioned Mr. Crow: Magnanimous with Hoodies but Miserly with Appreciation. Alas 

[WhiteCrow]

I just noticed this thread

Sorry girls!

How can choose "Best" when  Love ALL

Just a few of the special "female" posters..

Ibby.. for saucy talkie.. like to go out "clubbing" with girl

Starr.. for my camp fire marshmallow roasting scary stories witty humor girl

Grub..  for the hanging out with goof'in about Bellgab number one Babe .. my real friend 

Gabrielle..  Football betting  buddy.. hey don't you still owe me from last season ..Pay up!

Love ALL

Tiger Lily has to be the all time best ..

For Starting

ART'S TARTS

I wish I had a Tart. 

[TigerLily]

I just noticed this thread

Sorry girls!

How can choose "Best" when  Love ALL

Just a few of the special "female" posters..

Ibby.. for saucy talkie.. like to go out "clubbing" with girl

Starr.. for my camp fire marshmallow roasting scary stories witty humor girl

Grub..  for the hanging out with goof'in about Bellgab number one Babe .. my real friend 

Gabrielle..  Football betting  buddy.. hey don't you still owe me from last season ..Pay up!

Love ALL

Tiger Lily has to be the all time best ..

For Starting

ART'S TARTS

I wish I had a Tart. 

Those lovely ladies all deserve your esteem. Just happy to be part of the White Crow Ravenettes

[starrmtn001]

Those lovely ladies all deserve your esteem. Just happy to be part of the White Crow Ravenettes

Ravenettes.  Hmmm . . . I LOVE IT!

[Dr. MD MD]

Ravenettes.  Hmmm . . . I LOVE IT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_q0_PjLt4k

[zeebo]

..Just happy to be part of the White Crow Ravenettes

FYI I might have a spot opening up for another Zeebina.

[GravitySucks]

There is a strange double entendres when you describe a murder of crows.

[Zetaspeak]

Lily participates on all the threads I like. GNS, football, movies etc

[TigerLily]

Congratulations, Ibby. I've always admired your cool combination of smarts, sass and sweetness

[Inglorious Bitch]

Congratulations, Ibby. I've always admired your cool combination of smarts, sass and sweetness

What? What's happening?

OMG, thank you all.    I didn't realize this was a real thing! 

[SredniVashtar]

What? What's happening?

OMG, thank you all. I didn't realize this was a real thing! 

You've been voted tallest dwarf in the circus. Congrats, you dumb slut.

[Inglorious Bitch]

You've been voted tallest dwarf in the circus. Congrats, you dumb slut.

I see your name is also on the list for Best Female Poster. Better luck next time, Nancy.

[zeebo]

I see your name is also on the list for Best Female Poster. Better luck next time, Nancy.

Still it's an honor just to be nominated. 

[Yorkshire pud]

You've been voted tallest dwarf in the circus. Congrats, you dumb slut.

Hey, you didn't win. I told you the Karen Millen number with the Louboutin stilletos wouldn't swing the undecided. Waste of money.

[Yorkshire pud]

What? What's happening?

OMG, thank you all.    I didn't realize this was a real thing! 

Congrats Ethel. You were always my favourite Hepburn impersonator.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Still it's an honor just to be nominated.

LOL, yes. Do the awards come with a naked golden statue of Falkie?

[SredniVashtar]

LOL, yes. Do the awards come with a naked golden statue of Falkie?

No, you get the real thing. Although he'll be golden as he's usually basted in his own piss.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Congrats Ethel. You were always my favourite Hepburn impersonator.

Thank you but being a Hepburn impersonator isn't as glamorous as it looks when your car breaks down in the middle of the night and you have to push your car down 2nd Ave. in a pair of heels.

(That's from a story a gay friend who cross dressed told me happened to him.  )

[Dyna-X]

LOL, yes. Do the awards come with a naked golden statue of Falkie?

Naked golden statue of Falkie holding up a grey alien that is holding up a yet smaller statue of naked Falkie.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Naked golden statue of Falkie holding up a grey alien that is holding up a yet smaller statue of naked Falkie.

[Yorkshire pud]

Thank you but being a Hepburn impersonator isn't as glamorous as it looks when your car breaks down in the middle of the night and you have to push your car down 2nd Ave. in a pair of heels.

(That's from a story a gay friend who cross dressed told me happened to him.  )

SV?

[Ciardelo]

Naked golden statue of Falkie holding up a grey alien that is holding up a yet smaller statue of naked Falkie.

[Kidnostad3]

Surely you must have meant the RONETTES with Ronnie Spectre.  Pure sex!


https://youtu.be/jrVbawRPO7I