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« Reply #120 on: February 15, 2017, 05:10:27 PM »

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« Reply #121 on: February 15, 2017, 05:11:14 PM »
It's the malabsorption of calcium that causes the hardening, btw. Butter is bomb.



Is there a fucking doctor in the house or what? Welcome to amateur hour.

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« Reply #122 on: February 15, 2017, 05:12:28 PM »


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« Reply #123 on: February 15, 2017, 05:13:36 PM »
dammit..i do so need to train my mustache


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« Reply #124 on: February 15, 2017, 05:14:30 PM »
The company behind "Soul Aid" should sue Band Aid. Apparently this idea is not fake new but true:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/people-of-color-can-finally-wear-bandages-that-match-their-skin_us_56155977e4b0fad1591a6845

Perhaps they should indeed.  However I can't fathom why anybody would care about the color of a bandage that is covering a wound.  Vanity?  Mine could be lime-green and I wouldn't care a bit. 

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« Reply #125 on: February 15, 2017, 05:15:46 PM »

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« Reply #126 on: February 15, 2017, 05:15:54 PM »

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« Reply #127 on: February 15, 2017, 05:16:55 PM »
Bill looks far too proud of himself that he is holding 2 weiners


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« Reply #128 on: February 15, 2017, 05:17:16 PM »
I'm putting Jackstar's name in the blank. The 'reasons' are up to him.



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« Reply #130 on: February 15, 2017, 05:20:03 PM »

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« Reply #131 on: February 15, 2017, 05:21:11 PM »
The 'reasons' are up to him.


Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.
Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then sells you some milk.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
Judaism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you, then blames the Not-Sees.
Freemasonry: You have sheep.

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« Reply #132 on: February 15, 2017, 05:21:29 PM »

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« Reply #133 on: February 15, 2017, 05:21:33 PM »

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« Reply #134 on: February 15, 2017, 05:23:18 PM »

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« Reply #135 on: February 15, 2017, 05:23:27 PM »

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.
Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then sells you some milk.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
Judaism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you, then blames the Not-Sees.
Freemasonry: You have sheep.

The brochure is only...nevermind, we'll reduce the size of the type set. ;)

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« Reply #136 on: February 15, 2017, 05:24:05 PM »
we'll reduce the size of the type set

Jews.


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« Reply #138 on: February 15, 2017, 05:25:10 PM »

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« Reply #139 on: February 15, 2017, 05:26:22 PM »
Jews.

It's okay.  We'll be fine.  They don't believe in tri-fold brochures.  We''l keep it bi-fold.  :)

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« Reply #140 on: February 15, 2017, 05:27:44 PM »
This Bolt 45 tv commercial only aired once.


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« Reply #141 on: February 15, 2017, 05:27:59 PM »
They don't believe in tri-fold brochures.


After some turbulence the pilot came on over the speaker and said, "I'm sorry folks, but the turbulence has knocked out our engines and we are going down. If anyone is religious, now is a time to pray." The passengers were shocked but some started to pray.
The priest glanced over at the rabbi and watched as the rabbi crossed himself. The priest smirked and continued with his praying. Miraculously the engines roared to life and the plane landed safely. The priest caught up with the rabbi and said, "Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice that when the plane was going to crash you turned to christianity."
"What are you talking about?" asked the rabbi.
"While you were praying, I saw that you crossed yourself."
"No, no, no," replied the rabbi. "I was doing the usual inspection; Spectacles, testicles, money, and cigars."

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« Reply #142 on: February 15, 2017, 05:28:01 PM »

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« Reply #143 on: February 15, 2017, 05:28:34 PM »

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« Reply #144 on: February 15, 2017, 05:30:18 PM »
Not a weird or offensive ad by any means BUT it would be nice to get these with some BellGabber's faces on them.   I digress.



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« Reply #146 on: February 15, 2017, 05:34:14 PM »

After some turbulence the pilot came on over the speaker and said, "I'm sorry folks, but the turbulence has knocked out our engines and we are going down. If anyone is religious, now is a time to pray." The passengers were shocked but some started to pray.
The priest glanced over at the rabbi and watched as the rabbi crossed himself. The priest smirked and continued with his praying. Miraculously the engines roared to life and the plane landed safely. The priest caught up with the rabbi and said, "Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice that when the plane was going to crash you turned to christianity."
"What are you talking about?" asked the rabbi.
"While you were praying, I saw that you crossed yourself."
"No, no, no," replied the rabbi. "I was doing the usual inspection; Spectacles, testicles, money, and cigars."


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« Reply #147 on: February 15, 2017, 05:36:34 PM »

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