Send In The Clowns!

[ItsOver]

http://nypost.com/2016/10/04/college-kids-riot-over-clown-sighting-post-all-over-twitter/

Scores of rioting Penn State students sparked pandemonium early Tuesday when they flooded the campus and downtown streets after word quickly spread online that the nationwide rash of creepy clown sightings has hit the area.

[albrecht]

http://nypost.com/2016/10/04/college-kids-riot-over-clown-sighting-post-all-over-twitter/

Scores of rioting Penn State students sparked pandemonium early Tuesday when they flooded the campus and downtown streets after word quickly spread online that the nationwide rash of creepy clown sightings has hit the area.

According to "social media" the clowns are going to appear at one of our local High Schools tomorrow. Some neighbor kid told me this during National Night Out in the neighborhood. Local PD says on news: "we take all threats seriously." So ridiculous. We have cartel/gangs, illegals, and cheap heroin flowing across Obama's open-border in our schools and neighborhoods in increasing numbers. I would be more worried about that than clowns. Clown? Meet La Eme or Los Zetas? You think your mask looks scary, clown? Look at my tattooed face, I'm MS-13, Bozo?

[ItsOver]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/creepy-clown-incidents-law-enforcement-white-house/story?id=42555017

"Creepy Clown Incidents Should Be Taken 'Seriously,' White House Says"

[zeebo]

The Clown Scourge must be met with a Zero-Tolerance approach.  Funny hair? We cut it.  Red nose?  We apply ointment to heal it up.  Goofy big pants?  We tailor you.  ... Enough is enough.

[GravitySucks]

The Clown Scourge must be met with a Zero-Tolerance approach.  Funny hair? We cut it.  Red nose?  We apply ointment to heal it up.  Goofy big pants?  We tailor you.  ... Enough is enough.

[Dr. MD MD]

People would like clowns again if they referred to themselves as jesters, or even harlequins.  Time for a brand makeover clowns.

Perhaps this would be more to your liking, sir?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF-CkMpQtlY

[ItsOver]

It's unstoppable.  Oh, the horror.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/oct/07/creepy-clown-sightings-craze-speads-britain

Soon, it will be Clowns vs. ISIS for The Mother of All Battles.

[Dr. MD MD]

It's unstoppable.  Oh, the horror.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/oct/07/creepy-clown-sightings-craze-speads-britain

Soon, it will be Clowns vs. ISIS for The Mother of All Battles.

Come on, man! Connect the dots! Clowns wear white face makeup. It's obviously a racist, white power thing, just like Pepe. 

[ItsOver]

Come on, man! Connect the dots! Clowns wear white face makeup. It's obviously a racist, white power thing, just like Pepe. 

[Dr. MD MD]

Nazi bitch!  :

[Jackstar]

Nazi bitch!  :

[chefist]

https://youtu.be/ZG15oP7q4fI

[Bobbysaltereg0]

here ya go...

[ItsOver]

Here, here!

[pate]

I find myself wondering if Dave has addressed this creepy clown thing on his nationally syndicated Clown SHoe:  Clown2ClownsAM?

\asking for a friend.

[paladin1991]

We must protect our children from the scourge of scary clowns.  What is needed is a nationwide prohibition on anyone seen wearing floppy shoes, a red nose or a spinning bow tie within 500 yards of a school building.  In addition, any group of clowns greater than 12 in number found riding in a VW Beatle shall be considered to be participants in an unlawful gathering and be subject to the full force of the law.  We also need to communicate to our congressional representatives our opposition to any public funds being allocated to clown colleges in the form of research grants or program subsidies.   We need to get tough with these bastards!

Dammit!  Do  it for the kids.

[paladin1991]

AAAAAHHHHHHH!  My dick just tried to turn itself into a vagina!

[paladin1991]

That's the spirit.  These clowns only respond to nose-pinching, toe-stomping, horn-blaring draconian measures.  I would support all of the above and just to be safe I'd detain anyone riding a unicycle.

What then, will be the counter balance to Mimes?  Everybody knows that clowns are the only natural predator to Mimes in the wild.  We must tread lightly here or we might find ourselves balls deep in Mimes.

[Dr. MD MD]

What then, will be the counter balance to Mimes?  Everybody knows that clowns are the only natural predator to Mimes in the wild.  We must tread lightly here or we might find ourselves balls deep in Mimes.

Too late! 

Theeey're heeeeeree. 

[paladin1991]

Too late! 

Theeey're heeeeeree. 

To quote that Great American example of American culture, Shakes the Clown, ''Fucking Mimes.''

[ItsOver]

It was just a matter of time.

https://www.rt.com/viral/362493-clownlivesmatter-vs-blacklivesmatter-twitter/

[ItsOver]

"Officials say the safety of all riders, even clowns, is their number one priority."

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/10/11/clown-clings-to-back-of-ddot-bus-in-detroit-video/

[Uncle Duke]

It's unstoppable.  Oh, the horror.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/oct/07/creepy-clown-sightings-craze-speads-britain

Soon, it will be Clowns vs. ISIS for The Mother of All Battles.

On a neutral field, I make it Clowns+150 over ISIS with an over under of 1300.

[Walks_At_Night]

Good one out of the D.   Man oh man oh do I miss my hometown.   


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOhb5VHeN8c

[ItsOver]

Good one out of the D.   Man oh man oh do I miss my hometown.   


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOhb5VHeN8c

I'm traveling through,  just to the south of Motown.  Gorgeous fall weather, trees changing colors.  Gorgeous!  So far, no clown sightings.

[Walks_At_Night]

I'm traveling through,  just to the south of Motown.  Gorgeous fall weather, trees changing colors.  Gorgeous!  So far, no clown sightings.

Stop now!   If you continue on that path far enough Toledo awaits.....................


You don't want that.    No one wants that.

[ShayP]

Stop now!   If you continue on that path far enough Toledo awaits.....................


You don't want that.    No one wants that.

A buddy of mine proudly hails from Toledo, loves the Mud Hens and is a staunch Browns fan, and....hmmmm....nevermind.   I don't hold it against him though.   

[ItsOver]

Stop now!   If you continue on that path far enough Toledo awaits.....................


You don't want that.    No one wants that.

I promise not to stop until I hit Cincy.

[ItsOver]

A ‘Clown Lives Matter’ March Is Happening. Seriously.


“There is a lot of people who live their everyday lives like this and they are getting death threats,” she said.

http://newstalk1290.com/clown-lives-matter/

Ha!  In Tucson.  Chefist, break-out the clown suit for the day, unless you're one of the folks who lives "everyday lives like this."

[JesusJuice]

The latest episode of Kink.com's Hardcore Gangbang series is clown themed! I seriously want this clown shit to be over with now!


Hardcore Gangbang - When Clowns Attack: FBI agent gets double anal and fisting!!
Added: October 19, 2016
The clown attacks have continued and FBI agent, Holly Hendrix packs them into holding because of her deep fear of clowns. She visits her therapist who encourages her to do something that gives her pleasant thoughts while being around the jailed clown freaks! Holly jacks her cunt off right in front of the holding cell to get over her fear and ends up in a full on crazed clown gangbang filled with double penetration, DAP and fisting!!