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The Backhanded Compliment Thread
« on: September 29, 2016, 08:45:56 PM »
Feel free to damn with faint praise when it's appropriate, too.

Here goes: "I don't say this to just anyone, baby. But you smell exactly like my grandma did when she and my latest new grandpa and uncle got back from Sturgis when I was eight."

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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2016, 09:15:19 PM »
Hoarding red plastic spoons from Dairy Queen isn't as easy as you make it appear to be.

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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2016, 10:11:49 PM »
"You're the best at being a lying stinkin whore."

peace
Hog


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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2016, 10:24:29 PM »
"Honey that dress doesn't make you look fat at all. It's you're ass that does all the talking."

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« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2016, 10:30:55 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2016, 10:59:27 PM »
Heather Wade for President!

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« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2016, 11:02:04 PM »
Heather Wade for President!

"Making America great again by getting better every day!"

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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2016, 11:03:11 PM »
Heather Wade for President!
Uhn-Uhn.


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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2016, 11:06:17 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2016, 11:08:28 PM »
Hoagland is a super predator?
Not really, just Barfly's alter-ego.   ;)

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« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2016, 11:58:46 PM »
"You seem to be capable of washing yourself better than most morbidly obese people I've met."

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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2016, 03:27:13 AM »
When I saw your current photo on facebook, it really motivated me to exercise more and eat smarter.  You have helped me without even trying.

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« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2016, 03:29:47 AM »
When the company you interviewed with called to check you references, I told them I couldn't recommend you too highly.

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« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2016, 03:33:24 AM »
Your pretty fly for a white guy

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« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2016, 10:47:22 AM »
Don't take this the wrong way; but you're an idiot.

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« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2016, 10:57:20 AM »
Yeah, I think that's a vivid idea.  Tell you what, have your agent call my agent.  Maybe they can go have lunch or something.

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« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2016, 05:34:09 PM »
Don't think it's not that I don't think you're not an idiot.

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« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2016, 05:37:42 PM »
Don't think it's not that I don't think you're not an idiot.

Triple negative?!  ???

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« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2016, 06:08:12 PM »
That book was inspiring - it made me think I too could be a writer.

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« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2016, 06:18:36 PM »
You're pretty clever for an idiot.

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« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2016, 09:07:12 PM »
"I've met only two anal retentives who were more orderly than you."

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« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2016, 10:04:58 PM »
"This is by far the biggest She's the Sheriff Suzanne Somers bobble head collection I've ever seen in one double wide. And your 'Wall of Thighmasters' is second to none."

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« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2016, 10:10:14 PM »
"This corn sure is special"

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« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2016, 10:20:13 PM »
"This corn sure is special"

You're a sick puppy, Willy, but you're exactly as your or somebody else's deity made you. We don't get to choose our proclivities and I don't judge anything consenting adults do with each other. Even if it involves special corn.

If nothing else, you have good taste in zany fiction. I just finished The Island of the Sequined Love Nun and laughed my way through it as much as I did with the Lamb Biff Gospel book. Cheers!

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« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2016, 10:27:37 PM »
You're really cute and I haven't even started my second six-pack yet.

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« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2016, 10:27:58 PM »
You're a sick puppy, Willy, but you're exactly as your or somebody else's deity made you. We don't get to choose our proclivities, and I don't judge anything consenting adults do with each other. Even if it involves special corn.

I just realized the irony of posting that in this thread.  ;D

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« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2016, 10:32:37 PM »
I just realized the irony of posting that in this thread.  ;D
yes this thread makes it very hard to reply to previous posts lol

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« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2016, 10:57:36 PM »
You're really cute and I haven't even started my second six-pack yet.

In my youth, I dreaded the day when I would have to trade my booze goggles for bifocals, but when that day came it was actually a great relief. Those fucking things never gave me anything but trouble.

I dig your latest hipster hat! Just don't wind up in a situation tomorrow where the only way you can escape is by gnawing off one of your cunning little paws.  :D

Cheers, buddy!

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« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2016, 11:07:43 PM »
I've never seen anyone chew their own nose off before this.

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« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2016, 12:49:06 AM »
Cheers, buddy!

Thanks good pal.  And may I say, your thread here is easily like 10% better than the all-time classic film Polynesiantown.