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« Reply #630 on: June 22, 2019, 02:11:26 AM »
I want a long, luxurious one.  Preferably prehensile.
One that grows back if injured.  And long.  Shaped like a cat's.

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« Reply #631 on: June 22, 2019, 10:48:43 AM »

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« Reply #632 on: June 22, 2019, 09:40:13 PM »
Today, someone asked if I would like to talk on their short wave radio.  I replied, "Oh, I really don't have much to say."


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« Reply #633 on: June 29, 2019, 04:42:54 AM »
I guess I really havenít learned the obvious lesson of the Falkie thread. :'(


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« Reply #634 on: June 29, 2019, 07:06:33 AM »
One that grows back if injured.  And long.  Shaped like a cat's.

With spines?



Prehumans had it too. huh?  ???

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/03/110309-humans-men-penises-spines-dna-genome-science/

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« Reply #635 on: June 29, 2019, 07:16:05 AM »

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« Reply #636 on: July 06, 2019, 04:26:24 PM »
A loved one is starting another batch of angry bipolar mania days.  Is there no legal thing I can do to stave off her illness?  Someone, please invent scent-free, fabric-safe, clear male calming pheromones for single women in a disposable spray for medicinal use.  They could call it, "Not Him."

After a couple warning scratches, the next time she tried to connect, I begged off, said no, said it's an inconvenient time, said I have other priorities (all true).  As she has done many times before, she wheedled, cajoled, and presented rationalizations until a sense of family duty overcame me and I took the explosive bait again.  One would think I would preserve household situations delicately, if for no other reason than peace and quiet for my elderly pet.  FAIL.

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« Reply #637 on: July 06, 2019, 06:14:03 PM »
A loved one is starting another batch of angry bipolar mania days.  Is there no legal thing I can do to stave off her illness?  Someone, please invent scent-free, fabric-safe, clear male calming pheromones for single women in a disposable spray for medicinal use.  They could call it, "Not Him."

After a couple warning scratches, the next time she tried to connect, I begged off, said no, said it's an inconvenient time, said I have other priorities (all true).  As she has done many times before, she wheedled, cajoled, and presented rationalizations until a sense of family duty overcame me and I took the explosive bait again.  One would think I would preserve household situations delicately, if for no other reason than peace and quiet for my elderly pet.  FAIL.

So the insanity runs in the family then?

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« Reply #638 on: July 12, 2019, 03:32:57 PM »
True confession.  I am covered in oil all over.

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« Reply #639 on: July 12, 2019, 04:33:56 PM »
I guess I really havenít learned the obvious lesson of the Falkie thread. :'(
:D

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« Reply #640 on: July 12, 2019, 05:05:59 PM »

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« Reply #641 on: July 15, 2019, 12:00:25 PM »
True confession.  I am covered in oil all over.


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« Reply #642 on: August 02, 2019, 02:57:55 PM »
I confess, I do not believe in time.

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« Reply #643 on: August 03, 2019, 03:25:30 PM »
Iím smoking some bacon in my backyard and thought I might bump the Bellahaven thread.  Then common sense won through and Iíll let that sleeping dog lie.  That hell-hole even frightened Brig off. In many ways it was the precursor to EllGab.

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« Reply #644 on: August 31, 2019, 03:54:35 AM »
Sometimes I wear two bras.

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« Reply #645 on: August 31, 2019, 04:05:49 AM »

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« Reply #646 on: August 31, 2019, 05:05:51 AM »

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« Reply #647 on: August 31, 2019, 05:25:55 AM »
To protect me from Groyper.

I somehow think youíre safe i that regard. :D

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« Reply #648 on: September 01, 2019, 09:54:39 PM »
I somehow think youíre safe i that regard. :D
Fixed It For You.

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« Reply #649 on: September 01, 2019, 10:05:25 PM »
Fixed It For You.

ZBC

Zero Bantz Capacity

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« Reply #650 on: September 01, 2019, 10:44:20 PM »
I confess, I do not believe in time.
Okay.  But what about space?   ::) ;D ;)

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« Reply #651 on: September 02, 2019, 04:21:59 AM »
I'm rratsmounting001.

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« Reply #652 on: September 02, 2019, 05:55:43 AM »
I once spent all the money I earned for summer camp on perfume instead.

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« Reply #653 on: September 02, 2019, 12:08:35 PM »

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« Reply #654 on: September 02, 2019, 12:11:15 PM »
To protect me from Groyper.

i wouldn't even rape you.

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« Reply #655 on: September 02, 2019, 12:26:16 PM »
i wouldn't even rape you.

>raping a cat lady

>imagine the smell


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« Reply #656 on: September 02, 2019, 12:27:12 PM »
>raping a cat lady

>imagine the smell



nasty.

 

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« Reply #657 on: September 02, 2019, 03:31:19 PM »
i wouldn't even rape you.
That's re-assuring.

>raping a cat lady

>imagine the smell

Hard to believe people still use cat litter.  We use litter "pads" and they are changed almost every time she goes.  Ordinarily, she has 3 boxes.  When I work long shifts, she can have up to 6 boxes.  The boxes are always clean and they stack inside each other and are lightweight, too.  There are disposable pads and re-usable ones.  It's easier than keeping a kid in cotton diapers, which is how I was raised.  Anyhow, I encourage every cat lover to consider this.  It's clean, fast, simple, and very easy on the back.  Cat seems to like it.  Been doing it for years, even with multiple cats.

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« Reply #658 on: September 02, 2019, 04:38:40 PM »
lmao when i found out starrmtn001 was banned.

fuckin kek

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« Reply #659 on: September 02, 2019, 04:47:28 PM »
lmao when i found out starrmtn001 was banned.

fuckin kek
Ha! ;D Well, the weird, creepiness factor was getting up there.  Even for BellGab.  Praise rratsmounting001!