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« Reply #600 on: June 04, 2019, 06:00:04 AM »
Bless me, Liberace, for I have sinned. This is my first confession.

PSYCH!!!

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« Reply #601 on: June 04, 2019, 10:18:31 AM »
No, I'm not an Aries. You have eleven guesses left.
Dang!  What sign would take on such a project  :)!

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« Reply #602 on: June 04, 2019, 06:52:59 PM »
I was being vague because I didn't think anyone was actually interested.









So what is it, that you think I'm lying, or that my posts aren't worth reading?

It matters not.  From your interaction with frog-boy, I have observed how to get your attention -- offer up crude sexual remarks!

Let's get at it, shall we?

 


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« Reply #603 on: June 06, 2019, 02:31:58 AM »
My landlady said she doesn't maintain her strawberries very well because the birds just eat them.  So when she isn't home now, I water them and I eat them  :).


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« Reply #604 on: June 06, 2019, 04:18:02 AM »
What sign would take on such a project!  :)

Can you guess my sign, 16?

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« Reply #605 on: June 06, 2019, 04:34:34 AM »

 I water them and I eat them
.

The birds?

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« Reply #606 on: June 07, 2019, 08:00:53 AM »
Can you guess my sign, 16?
No, but in this forum, guessing Scorpio anytime is a good bet?

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« Reply #607 on: June 07, 2019, 08:02:11 AM »
The birds?
She put the bird bath on the ground, with no pedestal, and hasn't moved it even though we see a neighbor cat who lurks behind a bush there, ready to eat them.

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« Reply #608 on: June 07, 2019, 08:05:16 AM »
No, but in this forum, guessing Scorpio anytime is a good bet?

I'm the opposite of Scorpio. They are a little too sexual.

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« Reply #609 on: June 07, 2019, 08:11:40 AM »

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« Reply #610 on: June 07, 2019, 12:06:39 PM »
The birds?
The neighbors and unfortunate travelers.


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« Reply #611 on: June 07, 2019, 02:51:22 PM »
I'm the opposite of Scorpio. They are a little too sexual.
The Internet says the opposite of Scoprio is Taurus.  Yes, you do have that earthiness at times.  Also, I've read that a person's "opposite sign" is their shadow side! 

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« Reply #612 on: June 07, 2019, 02:55:52 PM »
The neighbors and unfortunate travelers.
The strawberries!  Several cups so far, tee hee.  Will I get caught?  What will I say?  "Oh, I just thought they needed a little water today, sorry it's overflowing..."   "Oh, I just saw a couple red ones.  Here, want some from this huge container full?"  No, I guess I better sneak and scavenge in very small sessions just to be on the safe side.  The need to gloat will surface.  Maybe I can clue her son in on my secret...  then we can gloat.

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« Reply #613 on: June 07, 2019, 02:58:18 PM »

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« Reply #614 on: June 07, 2019, 03:45:19 PM »
The strawberries!  Several cups so far, tee hee.  Will I get caught?  What will I say?  "Oh, I just thought they needed a little water today, sorry it's overflowing..."   "Oh, I just saw a couple red ones.  Here, want some from this huge container full?"  No, I guess I better sneak and scavenge in very small sessions just to be on the safe side.  The need to gloat will surface.  Maybe I can clue her son in on my secret...  then we can gloat.
Your living situations and relationship with food is messed up.  Please start a YouTube channel explaining them and more in detail please.

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« Reply #615 on: June 07, 2019, 10:37:27 PM »
Your living situations and relationship with food is messed up.  Please start a YouTube channel explaining them and more in detail please.
I moved a year ago, silly.  My relationship with food is very healthy - just a bit too much so.  Food is not my problem, though, decades of PCOS is.  The strawberry garden is not about eating; it's about strawberries.  According to Weight Watchers, they don't even count.  You bend more calories picking one off the ground than eating it!  These are not giants, but little delicacies.

I'm not gonna be your new Heather.  If Senda isn't enough to feed on, then y'all should do a rotating zoo channel, one channel but with a schedule in advance that has a different Tuber each week. 

Monthly BellCam Schedule:
Week 1:  Groyper
Week 2:  Whoever
Week 3:  Whoever
Week 4:  Whoever
5th Weeks:  Jackstar
Weeks with a holiday:  Special guests

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« Reply #616 on: June 07, 2019, 10:40:38 PM »
I moved a year ago, silly.  My relationship with food is very healthy - just a bit too much so.  Food is not my problem, though, decades of PCOS is.

I'm not gonna be your new Heather.  If Senda isn't enough to feed on, then y'all should do a rotating zoo channel, one channel but with a schedule in advance that has a different Tuber each week. 

Monthly BellCam Schedule:
Week 1:  Groyper
Week 2:  Whoever
Week 3:  Whoever
Week 4:  Whoever
5th Weeks:  Jackstar
Weeks with a holiday:  Special guests

16, you're starting a YouTube channel weither you like it or not.


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« Reply #617 on: June 07, 2019, 10:46:44 PM »
16, you're starting a YouTube channel weither you like it or not.
Groyper, I'm sick as a dog with the flu, I work crazy shifts, even sometimes 15 hours, I was in a car wreck a while back - - I just don't see it coming together in the near future.

If you defame me, be sure to make me look and sound cute.  But not anorexic.  And not cuter than the real me.  Must have some flaw - mole on the nose, squeaky voice, split ends, something like that.  'Cuz I've got better thing to do than be jealous of some given avatar.

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« Reply #618 on: June 07, 2019, 10:48:41 PM »
Groyper, I'm sick as a dog with the flu, I work crazy shifts, even sometimes 15 hours, I was in a car wreck a while back - - I just don't see it coming together in the near future.

If you defame me, be sure to make me look and sound cute.  But not anorexic.  And not cuter than the real me.  Must have some flaw - mole on the nose, squeaky voice, split ends, something like that.  'Cuz I've got better thing to do than be jealous of some given avatar.

Have you had a dermatologist check your mole?

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« Reply #619 on: June 07, 2019, 10:52:06 PM »
Groyper, I'm sick as a dog with the flu, I work crazy shifts, even sometimes 15 hours, I was in a car wreck a while back - - I just don't see it coming together in the near future.

If you defame me, be sure to make me look and sound cute.  But not anorexic.  And not cuter than the real me.  Must have some flaw - mole on the nose, squeaky voice, split ends, something like that.  'Cuz I've got better thing to do than be jealous of some given avatar.

16, creative control is non negotiable. you will be depicted how i see fit. LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE! 🤡

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« Reply #620 on: June 08, 2019, 12:24:45 AM »
16, creative control is non negotiable. you will be depicted how i see fit. LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE! 🤡
I have no idea where I got that image.  Somewhere on the Web.  Probably illegal to profit from it.

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« Reply #621 on: June 08, 2019, 12:25:55 AM »
Have you had a dermatologist check your mole?
The real Sixteen does not have that mole.  Put yer glasses on!

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« Reply #622 on: June 13, 2019, 01:52:37 AM »
The strawberries!  Several cups so far, tee hee.  Will I get caught?  What will I say?  "Oh, I just thought they needed a little water today, sorry it's overflowing..."   "Oh, I just saw a couple red ones.  Here, want some from this huge container full?"  No, I guess I better sneak and scavenge in very small sessions just to be on the safe side.  The need to gloat will surface.  Maybe I can clue her son in on my secret...  then we can gloat.
Second harvest, twice as big.  I feel a little guilty.  But, I left half out there.

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« Reply #623 on: June 16, 2019, 10:38:59 PM »
Second harvest, twice as big.  I feel a little guilty.  But, I left half out there.
Third harvest, nice and big.  Decided to share, out of guilt. 

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« Reply #624 on: June 21, 2019, 08:33:19 AM »








So what is it, that you think I'm lying, or that my posts aren't worth reading?

It matters not.  From your interaction with frog-boy, I have observed how to get your attention -- offer up crude sexual remarks!

Let's get at it, shall we?

 


Aww, how sweet.

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« Reply #625 on: June 21, 2019, 04:29:53 PM »
I confess I rarely cook with recipes.  Win some, lose some.  It's all good.  But here's good soup that anyone with a freezer, leftovers, and a pantry can just toss together:

Balanced Brunch Soup:
Makes 2 servings.  Prep time:  It's all on hand already, so 5 minutes.

Big microwavable bowl of water
1 corn tortilla
Pinch of dried potato flakes
1TB oatmeal flakes
1/8c cooked rice of any color
3 cooked frozen prawns
2TB cooked ground meat
1/4c leftover broccoli
Seasoning sauce to taste (broth or amino acids or slurried dressing/soft cheese/sauce/buttermilk)
1tsp dried chives
1/2tsp roasted sesame seeds
Pinch of ground pepper
4 red pepper flakes
Pinch of lecithin
Optional:  1TB additional oil/fat (omegas, like butter, or oil of coconut, olive, grapeseed)

Chop the prawns into small pieces.  Eat the tails.
Mix everything into large bowl of water.
Microwave 3 minutes.
Enjoy!
"Soup" everything frequently, to use scraps & slim down!




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« Reply #626 on: June 21, 2019, 08:02:16 PM »
Forgot to include 2TB minced olives.
And you have to tear the tortilla.
Good stuff.

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« Reply #627 on: June 21, 2019, 08:04:41 PM »
Sometimes I wish I had a tail.

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« Reply #628 on: June 21, 2019, 08:09:59 PM »
Sometimes I wish I had a tail.
Apparently most of us do as embryos, assuming it is not sucked out and sold off, but then the tail disappears- usually. 


And horns are growing on kids? 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/06/20/horns-are-growing-young-peoples-skulls-phone-use-is-blame-research-suggests/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.592cce9b32d4

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« Reply #629 on: June 21, 2019, 08:11:58 PM »
Apparently most of us do as embryos, assuming it is not sucked out and sold off, but then the tail disappears- usually. 
I want a long, luxurious one.  Preferably prehensile.