Author True Confessions Of BellGab  (Read 12765 times)

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Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #90 on: December 13, 2016, 11:36:55 PM »
A few days ago, I was reading Falkie's YouTube page on my cheap ass Kindle Fire and accidentally touched the subscribe button. I quickly realized what happened and unsubscribed immediately

Tonight, I was watching a Falkie video on the Falkie thread  and there was Falkie fumbling around looking for the name of his newest subscriber. I was completely mortified when Falkie announced my YouTube name!

I was a Falkie subscriber for maybe 5 seconds and now that mistake is immortalized forever in a Falkie video. The shame & humiliation.

More so than the time you were in the leather bondage gear in the shopping mall, tied to a marble column?

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« Reply #91 on: December 13, 2016, 11:48:34 PM »
A few days ago, I was reading Falkie's YouTube page on my cheap ass Kindle Fire and accidentally touched the subscribe button. I quickly realized what happened and unsubscribed immediately

Tonight, I was watching a Falkie video on the Falkie thread  and there was Falkie fumbling around looking for the name of his newest subscriber. I was completely mortified when Falkie announced my YouTube name!

I was a Falkie subscriber for maybe 5 seconds and now that mistake is immortalized forever in a Falkie video. The shame & humiliation.


I made the mistake of watching one, just one, of the videos posted here. Now most of my YouTube recommendations are his videos.

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« Reply #92 on: December 14, 2016, 12:06:32 AM »
More so than the time you were in the leather bondage gear in the shopping mall, tied to a marble column?

My husband knew the safe word, so the mall gig was a fun time. We even got four cases of wet cat food in tips (and not the cheap food either).


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« Reply #93 on: December 14, 2016, 12:39:50 AM »
A four year old girl occasionally has administrative access to BellGab.

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« Reply #94 on: December 14, 2016, 02:17:19 AM »
A four year old girl occasionally has administrative access to BellGab.

It is quite alright, MV.  It is good for the young Princess to learn, early on, about her Father's Kingdom.  At least the techy side of it. ;) :-*

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« Reply #95 on: December 14, 2016, 06:56:33 AM »
It is quite alright, MV.  It is good for the young Princess to learn, early on, about her Father's Kingdom.  At least the techy side of it. ;) :-*

Well, if you one day find BellGab has been replaced by a My Little Pony gif, you'll know why.

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« Reply #96 on: December 14, 2016, 07:02:13 AM »
Well, if you one day find BellGab has been replaced by a My Little Pony gif, you'll know why.
We've seen worse. ;D

PRAISE, MV!

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« Reply #97 on: December 25, 2016, 01:43:09 AM »
After Lars Ulrich gave his legendary press conference, I deliberately downloaded all of Metallica's albums over and over and over for like a month.


ALL TOO EASY IT WAS

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« Reply #98 on: December 25, 2016, 06:18:38 AM »
After Lars Ulrich gave his legendary press conference, I deliberately downloaded all of Metallica's albums over and over and over for like a month.


ALL TOO EASY IT WAS

I watched a M**allica video with Dave Lombardo playing drums. It was strange to see/hear a real drummer playing The Four Horsemen.

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« Reply #99 on: December 25, 2016, 05:29:36 PM »
When I open a pint of haagan-dazs cookie dough ice cream, I disregard the info saying it's 3.5 servings, because to me the entire container is the serving.

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« Reply #100 on: December 25, 2016, 06:41:18 PM »
When I open a pint of haagan-dazs cookie dough ice cream, I disregard the info saying it's 3.5 servings, because to me the entire container is the serving.

Including the lid?

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« Reply #101 on: December 25, 2016, 06:55:08 PM »
Including the lid?

Nope I use the lid for my spoon.  No muss, no fuss.

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« Reply #102 on: December 25, 2016, 07:03:56 PM »
When I open a pint of haagan-dazs cookie dough ice cream, I disregard the info saying it's 3.5 servings, because to me the entire container is the serving.
Several months ago I was getting some gas and went in to pick up some beer and was paying the convenience store clerk and a old, crappy van came roaring into the handicap space by the door. A large, tattooed, women burst through the doors and screamed at the Paki who owns/works the place "do you accept EBT!!!" at the top of her lungs. Loudly! The owner/clerk said "yes" (and chuckled under his breath muttering to himself "EBT, EBT, yes, yes" smiling.) I paid and the large gal threw down 4 pints of Haagan-Daz ice cream on the counter. I left, amazed, that my tax money was paying for her ice cream and glanced at the van (thinking was was her handicap) and it was driven by an amazingly skinny tattooed guy smoking a cigarette, waiting on his girlfriend/wife to get her ice cream fix. It was a bizarre scene.

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« Reply #103 on: December 25, 2016, 07:07:01 PM »
A four year old girl occasionally has administrative access to BellGab.
How did you explain Falkie to her?

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« Reply #104 on: December 26, 2016, 04:22:20 AM »
I once drove my shitty van to Austin to get ice cream.

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« Reply #105 on: December 26, 2016, 04:25:41 AM »
I once drove my shitty van to Austin to get ice cream.

What kind of ice cream? Was it worth it?  ???

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« Reply #106 on: December 26, 2016, 04:53:56 AM »
What kind of ice cream? Was it worth it?  ???
It was 4 pints of the Häagen-Dazs. There was some asshole shopping there who looked at my old lady kind of funny but I was all like "Dayum! I need to get my ice cream on" so we left him alone. Good thing anyways because we already had like two, three bodies in the back as it was.

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« Reply #107 on: December 26, 2016, 04:55:52 AM »
It was 4 pints of the Häagen-Dazs. There was some asshole shopping there who looked at my old lady kind of funny but I was all like "Dayum! I need to get my ice cream on" so we left him alone. Good thing anyways because we already had like two, three bodies in the back as it was.

In the back or in the trunk? What flavor?  ???

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« Reply #108 on: December 26, 2016, 05:01:25 AM »
In the back or in the trunk? What flavor?  ???
Well it was a van, so no "trunk" really to speak of....they ended up being mesquite flavor. Did you know Texas has the BEST mesquite? Great for smoking!

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« Reply #109 on: December 26, 2016, 05:03:22 AM »
Well it was a van, so no "trunk" really to speak of....they ended up being mesquite flavor. Did you know Texas has the BEST mesquite? Great for smoking!

Mesquite ice cream?!  ???

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« Reply #110 on: December 26, 2016, 05:05:01 AM »
Mesquite ice cream?!  ???
No silly!  That would be just crazy.

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« Reply #111 on: December 26, 2016, 05:12:44 AM »
No silly!  That would be just crazy.

So, what flavor ice cream motivated you to cross the state line?

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« Reply #112 on: December 26, 2016, 05:25:56 AM »
So, what flavor ice cream motivated you to cross the state line?
Well, see, we didn't really cross the state line for the ice cream. It's probably more accurate to say we crossed the state line for the bank.
Well, banks actually... Hunny bunny and I needed to make a few withdrawals of cash in an undocumented fashion you see. It really wouldn't do to have the transactions easily traced here in Tulsa.  Se we had to go down to Texas to do them. See? It was all very simple.

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« Reply #113 on: December 26, 2016, 05:33:24 AM »
Well, see, we didn't really cross the state line for the ice cream. It's probably more accurate to say we crossed the state line for the bank.
Well, banks actually... Hunny bunny and I needed to make a few withdrawals of cash in an undocumented fashion you see. It really wouldn't do to have the transactions easily traced here in Tulsa.  Se we had to go down to Texas to do them. See? It was all very simple.

Umm...yeah...sure...  :-\

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« Reply #114 on: December 26, 2016, 05:40:55 AM »
Umm...yeah...sure...  :-\
So yeah. It was just a little "shopping trip" so to speak.

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« Reply #115 on: December 26, 2016, 10:17:11 PM »
My confession - I once tried to bang my sister.

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« Reply #116 on: December 26, 2016, 11:34:12 PM »



Never more relevant. Change the pictures of the Caddy and the knives and it'd be perfect.

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« Reply #117 on: January 06, 2017, 09:30:44 PM »
I've never read The Coming Global Superstorm.
   
          HA HA HA HA!!  ;D

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« Reply #118 on: January 06, 2017, 09:32:13 PM »
I voted for Jimmy Carter

        You fool, you could've gotten away with it.

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« Reply #119 on: January 06, 2017, 09:36:53 PM »
It was 4 pints of the Häagen-Dazs. There was some asshole shopping there who looked at my old lady kind of funny but I was all like "Dayum! I need to get my ice cream on" so we left him alone. Good thing anyways because we already had like two, three bodies in the back as it was.
Haha, glad I was not abducted or shot and hope you enjoyed the ice cream that we tax-payers sold you.  ;) I missed this earlier not checking in on BG over the Christmas/NYs drinking and holidays as much as I should've. My confession.