Author True Confessions Of BellGab  (Read 12764 times)

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Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #60 on: November 10, 2016, 07:43:31 PM »

The colors red & orange trigger me
Orange and black tigger me.

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« Reply #61 on: November 10, 2016, 07:44:26 PM »
I put taco sauce on my mac & cheese.
I put Lakeside XXXX Nitro Horseradish on my eggs.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #62 on: November 10, 2016, 07:46:29 PM »
Orange and black tigger me.

This must have been a rough election cycle for you.


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #63 on: November 11, 2016, 10:25:40 AM »
Aldous is my favorite BellGabber.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #64 on: November 11, 2016, 10:26:40 AM »
Rules don't apply to me

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« Reply #65 on: November 11, 2016, 10:28:06 AM »
I associate Bateman to Golden Retrievers.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #66 on: November 11, 2016, 12:31:02 PM »
I associate Bateman to Golden Retrievers.

I had 2 growing up.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #67 on: November 11, 2016, 12:39:20 PM »
I had 2 growing up.

Yes, I remember. When I joined BG, my first posts were in a thread we had for sharing our dog pics/stories. You and Sleepless Inca were the first Gabbers I met and you talked about your lovely Goldens. So I always connect you to them. :)

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #68 on: November 11, 2016, 12:46:26 PM »
Yes, I remember. When I joined BG, my first posts were in a thread we had for sharing our dog pics/stories. You and Sleepless Inca were the first Gabbers I met and you talked about your lovely Goldens. So I always connect you to them. :)

Awww.  :)

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #69 on: November 12, 2016, 04:46:35 AM »
I own a GI Joe Infowars t-shirt.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #70 on: November 12, 2016, 01:44:17 PM »
I didn't even look for my ballot, I just lounged around doing drugs and fornicating.

I WON THE ELECTION HARD

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #71 on: November 13, 2016, 10:13:59 AM »
I've never read the Bellgab terms of service

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« Reply #72 on: November 13, 2016, 10:25:56 AM »
I've never read the Bellgab terms of service
I just assumed we had to serve MV for life.  Praise MV.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #73 on: November 14, 2016, 09:44:26 PM »
I didn't vote this year - for city council seat, ward 4

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #74 on: November 16, 2016, 02:50:55 PM »
Bill Murray was kind enough though nervous to inform me I had dirt on my butt when I got up from a stairwell backstage. We worked on a production together.  Spent the whole day with him.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #75 on: November 16, 2016, 03:47:24 PM »
Had to pay to have a stump removed because Mrs. Walks_At_Night insisted I was too old to get after it with a shovel and an Ax.

 :'(


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #76 on: November 16, 2016, 06:09:59 PM »
>90% of my whizzes are taken outside.

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« Reply #77 on: November 16, 2016, 06:20:01 PM »
>90% of my whizzes are taken outside.

99.9999% of my whizzes are taken outside...of my pants...

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #78 on: November 16, 2016, 08:25:01 PM »
>90% of my whizzes are taken outside.

Ok as long as you're a gentleman and actually go outside, and don't just use an open window.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #79 on: November 17, 2016, 02:32:03 AM »
>90% of my whizzes are taken outside.

71% of my whizzes are taken from my front door towards, or, into the outside.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #80 on: November 17, 2016, 02:34:51 AM »
Bill Murray was kind enough though nervous to inform me I had dirt on my butt when I got up from a stairwell backstage. We worked on a production together.  Spent the whole day with him.

That's bragging, not confessing ;D

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #81 on: November 17, 2016, 01:25:20 PM »
That's bragging, not confessing ;D

Yeah, you got me. I am. As was bragging about Harvey Keitel's ass biting fixation.

Confessions : All this time I thought Walks At Night was female until I came across his post above. I always visualized Jaz resembling Steve Urkel.

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« Reply #82 on: November 18, 2016, 10:16:46 PM »
I'm really a chick............    :o

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #83 on: November 20, 2016, 03:56:43 PM »
I once put an egg in a microwave at someone's party and set it on high for ten minutes.  The explosion was impressive and the entire apartment smelled like an omelette.

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« Reply #84 on: November 20, 2016, 04:00:34 PM »
I once put an egg in a microwave at someone's party and set it on high for ten minutes.  The explosion was impressive and the entire apartment smelled like an omelette.
Remind me to not have you over for any parties.  :o

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #85 on: November 20, 2016, 04:03:14 PM »
Remind me to not have you over for any parties.  :o
I was young and dumb.  I anonymously left an envelope filled with cash to replace the microwave.  I am now safe at parties.  Shall I arrive around 8:30?   ;)

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« Reply #86 on: November 20, 2016, 04:06:25 PM »
I anonymously left an envelope filled with cash to replace the microwave. 
Remind me to have you over for parties.

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« Reply #87 on: November 20, 2016, 04:06:31 PM »
I once put an egg in a microwave at someone's party and set it on high for ten minutes.  The explosion was impressive and the entire apartment smelled like an omelette.

Perhaps your approximation of the aroma was generous, but the one I'd suggest might offend our northern friends:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38037187

And here I thought it was their national pastime.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #88 on: November 20, 2016, 04:41:21 PM »
Perhaps your approximation of the aroma was generous, but the one I'd suggest might offend our northern friends:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38037187

And here I thought it was their national pastime.

hey, watch out with taking shots at that country,..don't you know that their national animal is a mighty beaver

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« Reply #89 on: December 13, 2016, 11:30:18 PM »
A few days ago, I was reading Falkie's YouTube page on my cheap ass Kindle Fire and accidentally touched the subscribe button. I quickly realized what happened and unsubscribed immediately

Tonight, I was watching a Falkie video on the Falkie thread  and there was Falkie fumbling around looking for the name of his newest subscriber. I was completely mortified when Falkie announced my YouTube name!

I was a Falkie subscriber for maybe 5 seconds and now that mistake is immortalized forever in a Falkie video. The shame & humiliation.