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Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #480 on: May 13, 2019, 04:09:30 PM »
I keep thinking about the ice cream.  All it wanted to do was be eaten and enjoyed.  Instead it was nuked and unceremoniously dumped down the sink.  What did it do to deserve that fate?  Perhaps there needs to be a background check of ice cream purchasers before they leave the store or some sort of cool-down period.

It had nuts in it. It was already ruined.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #481 on: May 13, 2019, 04:24:43 PM »
I keep thinking about the ice cream.  All it wanted to do was be eaten and enjoyed.  Instead it was nuked and unceremoniously dumped down the sink.  What did it do to deserve that fate?  Perhaps there needs to be a background check of ice cream purchasers before they leave the store or some sort of cool-down period.

Enjoy the 2000 word screed you're going to get telling you what an insensitive bastard you are, including lots of family anecdotes and reminiscences of juvenile romantic attachments. She managed to somehow work male circumcision into one of her posts yesterday so I'm guessing a link between Chunky Monkey and clitorectomies may be on the cards.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #482 on: May 13, 2019, 05:02:04 PM »
14's ice cream is melting.. in the sink
All the sweet gooey caramel flowing down!

Strip-Ed pair of pants lulz


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #483 on: May 13, 2019, 05:45:26 PM »
Enjoy the 2000 word screed you're going to get telling you what an insensitive bastard you are, including lots of family anecdotes and reminiscences of juvenile romantic attachments. She managed to somehow work male circumcision into one of her posts yesterday so I'm guessing a link between Chunky Monkey and clitorectomies may be on the cards.
I've stocked up the larder, placed cases of adult beverages in the fridge, and put my mail on hold for several weeks, so I'm ready for the long slog through the next stream of consciousness.   I only hope I can wade through it before the next GabCast or the second coming.  Jesus, save me now.


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #484 on: May 13, 2019, 08:05:41 PM »
I keep thinking about the ice cream.  All it wanted to do was be eaten and enjoyed.  Instead it was nuked and unceremoniously dumped down the sink.  What did it do to deserve that fate?  Perhaps there needs to be a background check of ice cream purchasers before they leave the store or some sort of cool-down period.
Honestly, it gave too much too soon.  Perhaps the sale price was too low.  I did eat about a cup of the ice cream, the teaspoon of carmel that sank to the bottom, and a warm cup mixed with baker's chocolate.
It had nuts in it. It was already ruined.
This is a good point.  I did screen them, rinse them and save them in the fridge, though.  I have no problem discarding excess ice cream, but nuts are worth saving.  They have magnesium and they are a hormone-helper.
Enjoy the 2000 word screed you're going to get telling you what an insensitive bastard you are, including lots of family anecdotes and reminiscences of juvenile romantic attachments. She managed to somehow work male circumcision into one of her posts yesterday so I'm guessing a link between Chunky Monkey and clitorectomies may be on the cards.
Removal of excess tissue from baby boys is nothing compared to total female circumcision, ahem.
14's ice cream is melting.. in the sink
All the sweet gooey caramel flowing down!

Strip-Ed pair of pants lulz
One version from Donna Summer leaves out the verse with alcohol in it.  Isn't everyone moved by this song?  The song of a man who could have said his heart was broken, but instead decided to let it go and live his life as passionately as possible despite the loss.  He did a really good job.  The sad verses are SOOO sad, but the overcoming verses are very deep.
I've stocked up the larder, placed cases of adult beverages in the fridge, and put my mail on hold for several weeks, so I'm ready for the long slog through the next stream of consciousness.   I only hope I can wade through it before the next GabCast or the second coming.  Jesus, save me now.
Sounds like a nice place - where is that spare key again?


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #485 on: May 13, 2019, 08:41:57 PM »
Richard Harris.  MacArthur Park.  Another Scorpio rises from ashes.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #486 on: May 17, 2019, 07:40:58 PM »
Every time I see Azzerae's avatar, it look like a female peering through a snazzy telescope to me, lol.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #487 on: May 25, 2019, 10:17:02 PM »
I melted a quart of ice cream in the microwave and discarded it down the sink today so I wouldn't eat too much dessert this week.


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #488 on: May 25, 2019, 11:42:22 PM »
I hate, yes hate my new neighbor across the street. He bought the house and seems like a very nice guy and even came over and introduced himself, yada yada yada..? 

Fast Forward two weeks and he hasn't cut the grass and in fact he has a truck parked ON HIS FRONT LAWN! The guy has money but seems to have a trailer park mentality that has him thinking that it's normal to use your lawn as a parking lot. The last two Saturdays he's sat on the downed tailgate of said truck where he plays his violin. I have no problem with that but I'm making jokes to my wife that he should be playing a banjo as that would be more suited to his setup.


That's my confession. I really don't like the guy and I find myself peeping out through the front room blinds looking at the truck on the lawn as if I'm expecting a different result, but it's still there. Every time.  I don't like my new neighbor, Alex.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #489 on: May 26, 2019, 01:38:36 AM »
I hate, yes hate my new neighbor across the street. He bought the house and seems like a very nice guy and even came over and introduced himself, yada yada yada..? 

Fast Forward two weeks and he hasn't cut the grass and in fact he has a truck parked ON HIS FRONT LAWN! The guy has money but seems to have a trailer park mentality that has him thinking that it's normal to use your lawn as a parking lot. The last two Saturdays he's sat on the downed tailgate of said truck where he plays his violin. I have no problem with that but I'm making jokes to my wife that he should be playing a banjo as that would be more suited to his setup.


That's my confession. I really don't like the guy and I find myself peeping out through the front room blinds looking at the truck on the lawn as if I'm expecting a different result, but it's still there. Every time.  I don't like my new neighbor, Alex.
I guess to him it's not a truck, but a picnic table and a stage.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #490 on: May 26, 2019, 01:42:04 AM »
Years ago, I gave one of my dementia clients an air horn to harass his neighbors during their downtime because they were so noisy during the day.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #491 on: May 26, 2019, 02:25:41 AM »
I guess to him it's not a truck, but a picnic table and a stage.
Yeah, perhaps there's some truth in that. 

He also has a weird walk like one leg is a tad shorter than the other or like he always has an itchy toe on his left foot. That alone can bring down the property value ;D I guess I should count my lucky stars he's not a chocolate face ;D ;D

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #492 on: May 26, 2019, 02:37:48 AM »
He also has a weird walk like one leg is a tad shorter than the other ... That alone can bring down the property value ... I guess I should count my lucky stars he's not a chocolate face.

LOL. Bad neighbours are the worst.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #493 on: May 28, 2019, 11:53:33 PM »
Yeah, perhaps there's some truth in that. 

He also has a weird walk like one leg is a tad shorter than the other or like he always has an itchy toe on his left foot. That alone can bring down the property value ;D I guess I should count my lucky stars he's not a chocolate face ;D ;D
What is a chocolate face?

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #494 on: May 29, 2019, 02:03:46 AM »
Several months ago I was getting some gas and went in to pick up some beer and was paying the convenience store clerk and a old, crappy van came roaring into the handicap space by the door. A large, tattooed, women burst through the doors and screamed at the Paki who owns/works the place "do you accept EBT!!!" at the top of her lungs. Loudly! The owner/clerk said "yes" (and chuckled under his breath muttering to himself "EBT, EBT, yes, yes" smiling.) I paid and the large gal threw down 4 pints of Haagan-Daz ice cream on the counter. I left, amazed, that my tax money was paying for her ice cream and glanced at the van (thinking was was her handicap) and it was driven by an amazingly skinny tattooed guy smoking a cigarette, waiting on his girlfriend/wife to get her ice cream fix. It was a bizarre scene.

Perhaps Western civilization deserves to fall after all.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #495 on: May 29, 2019, 02:09:05 AM »

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #496 on: May 29, 2019, 02:10:14 AM »
I'm not entirely put out by the smell of my own farts.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #497 on: May 29, 2019, 02:46:17 AM »
Western civilization deserves to fall after all.

Hear, hear!

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #498 on: May 29, 2019, 03:16:21 AM »
The ladyboys here are some of the sexiest girls you will ever see, and I am curious.

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« Reply #499 on: May 29, 2019, 04:00:46 AM »


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #501 on: May 29, 2019, 05:38:08 AM »
The ladyboys here are some of the sexiest girls you will ever see, and I am curious.


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #502 on: May 29, 2019, 08:46:05 AM »
The ladyboys here are some of the sexiest girls you will ever see, and I am curious.

What's to be curious about? It's a chick with a dick. Unless you're saying you don't know what a penis looks like - a statement, in your case, I can believe all too easily.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #503 on: May 29, 2019, 02:12:54 PM »

What's to be curious about? It's a chick with a dick. Unless you're saying you don't know what a penis looks like - a statement, in your case, I can believe all too easily.

You really take the fun out of everything, donít you?  Why donít you suck a fart out of my ass.

And itís not a penis, itís a pussystick.  At least according to the ad.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #504 on: May 29, 2019, 02:35:54 PM »


why her nutt sack bigger than mine?

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #505 on: May 29, 2019, 03:22:47 PM »
why her nutt sack bigger than mine?
Maybe "she's" just happy to see you.

Take the Ladyboy Challenge
« Reply #506 on: May 29, 2019, 08:29:58 PM »


Which of these girls is the ladyboy?  Can you tell the difference?  Take the ladyboy challenge!

Peachy:



Nan:



Andei



Teresita:



Michelle:



Grace:



Rose:


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #507 on: May 29, 2019, 08:37:17 PM »
Heh, thanks, but I think I'll stick to chess.  :D




Re: Take the Ladyboy Challenge
« Reply #509 on: May 30, 2019, 08:33:40 AM »
Which of these girls is the ladyboy?

what's your point?