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Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #480 on: May 13, 2019, 04:09:30 PM »
I keep thinking about the ice cream.  All it wanted to do was be eaten and enjoyed.  Instead it was nuked and unceremoniously dumped down the sink.  What did it do to deserve that fate?  Perhaps there needs to be a background check of ice cream purchasers before they leave the store or some sort of cool-down period.

It had nuts in it. It was already ruined.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #481 on: May 13, 2019, 04:24:43 PM »
I keep thinking about the ice cream.  All it wanted to do was be eaten and enjoyed.  Instead it was nuked and unceremoniously dumped down the sink.  What did it do to deserve that fate?  Perhaps there needs to be a background check of ice cream purchasers before they leave the store or some sort of cool-down period.

Enjoy the 2000 word screed you're going to get telling you what an insensitive bastard you are, including lots of family anecdotes and reminiscences of juvenile romantic attachments. She managed to somehow work male circumcision into one of her posts yesterday so I'm guessing a link between Chunky Monkey and clitorectomies may be on the cards.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #482 on: May 13, 2019, 05:02:04 PM »
14's ice cream is melting.. in the sink
All the sweet gooey caramel flowing down!

Strip-Ed pair of pants lulz


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #483 on: May 13, 2019, 05:45:26 PM »
Enjoy the 2000 word screed you're going to get telling you what an insensitive bastard you are, including lots of family anecdotes and reminiscences of juvenile romantic attachments. She managed to somehow work male circumcision into one of her posts yesterday so I'm guessing a link between Chunky Monkey and clitorectomies may be on the cards.
I've stocked up the larder, placed cases of adult beverages in the fridge, and put my mail on hold for several weeks, so I'm ready for the long slog through the next stream of consciousness.   I only hope I can wade through it before the next GabCast or the second coming.  Jesus, save me now.


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #484 on: May 13, 2019, 08:05:41 PM »
I keep thinking about the ice cream.  All it wanted to do was be eaten and enjoyed.  Instead it was nuked and unceremoniously dumped down the sink.  What did it do to deserve that fate?  Perhaps there needs to be a background check of ice cream purchasers before they leave the store or some sort of cool-down period.
Honestly, it gave too much too soon.  Perhaps the sale price was too low.  I did eat about a cup of the ice cream, the teaspoon of carmel that sank to the bottom, and a warm cup mixed with baker's chocolate.
It had nuts in it. It was already ruined.
This is a good point.  I did screen them, rinse them and save them in the fridge, though.  I have no problem discarding excess ice cream, but nuts are worth saving.  They have magnesium and they are a hormone-helper.
Enjoy the 2000 word screed you're going to get telling you what an insensitive bastard you are, including lots of family anecdotes and reminiscences of juvenile romantic attachments. She managed to somehow work male circumcision into one of her posts yesterday so I'm guessing a link between Chunky Monkey and clitorectomies may be on the cards.
Removal of excess tissue from baby boys is nothing compared to total female circumcision, ahem.
14's ice cream is melting.. in the sink
All the sweet gooey caramel flowing down!

Strip-Ed pair of pants lulz
One version from Donna Summer leaves out the verse with alcohol in it.  Isn't everyone moved by this song?  The song of a man who could have said his heart was broken, but instead decided to let it go and live his life as passionately as possible despite the loss.  He did a really good job.  The sad verses are SOOO sad, but the overcoming verses are very deep.
I've stocked up the larder, placed cases of adult beverages in the fridge, and put my mail on hold for several weeks, so I'm ready for the long slog through the next stream of consciousness.   I only hope I can wade through it before the next GabCast or the second coming.  Jesus, save me now.
Sounds like a nice place - where is that spare key again?


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #485 on: May 13, 2019, 08:41:57 PM »
Richard Harris.  MacArthur Park.  Another Scorpio rises from ashes.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #486 on: May 17, 2019, 07:40:58 PM »
Every time I see Azzerae's avatar, it look like a female peering through a snazzy telescope to me, lol.