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Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #300 on: October 01, 2017, 11:18:41 AM »
I don't think George Carlin is funny.

He’s dead Jim.

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« Reply #301 on: October 01, 2017, 10:42:08 PM »
I used to print them.

It came home?..

I sit on a jury in the XYdistrict royal cork sumtheen...

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #302 on: October 02, 2017, 12:34:10 AM »
I think of ways to destroy the planet all the time. So far I can't figure out a cost-effective way to achieve it and not attract any notice. It's always been my dream to push the button with no request for ransom, nor public diatribe. Just wire it all up, and "click!"



Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #303 on: October 02, 2017, 01:04:59 AM »
At end of Dame's Day how your pant stand>?


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« Reply #304 on: October 02, 2017, 01:23:47 AM »
I think of ways to destroy the planet all the time. So far I can't figure out a cost-effective way to achieve it and not attract any notice. It's always been my dream to push the button with no request for ransom, nor public diatribe. Just wire it all up, and "click!"

And you're also Casio.  ;)

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #305 on: October 02, 2017, 01:26:28 AM »
And you're also Casio.  ;)

Cut the shit for the rest of the night. Check the active shooter thread. Somebody did it live!

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #306 on: October 02, 2017, 01:31:24 AM »
Cut the shit for the rest of the night. Check the active shooter thread. Somebody did it live!

Why?! Like you would.  ;D

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #307 on: October 03, 2017, 10:50:01 PM »
Last week I didn't know where Catalonia was

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #308 on: October 08, 2017, 03:10:27 AM »
Am curious what you were hiding in your home or worse basement.
Rhymes with zoo...

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #309 on: February 16, 2018, 07:08:48 PM »
I have never watched even a single second of those videos posted from that Moses looking, long haired cat that doesn't wear a shirt under his leather coat.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #310 on: February 16, 2018, 07:17:38 PM »
I have never watched even a single second of those videos posted from that Moses looking, long haired cat that doesn't wear a shirt under his leather coat.

Your loss. He's a smart dude.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #311 on: February 18, 2018, 12:30:49 AM »
I replaced the flour in the canister with gluten free.

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« Reply #312 on: February 18, 2018, 12:31:41 AM »
I replaced the flour in the canister with gluten free.

Why are you being so racist toward gluten?

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« Reply #313 on: February 18, 2018, 01:14:13 AM »
I have never watched even a single second of those videos posted from that Moses looking, long haired cat that doesn't wear a shirt under his leather coat.

styx is brilliant.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #314 on: February 18, 2018, 01:32:13 AM »
styx is brilliant.

You and he could rock a RadioTrainwreck. Couldn’t do it regular because you agree too much but one would be epic.

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« Reply #315 on: February 18, 2018, 08:36:02 AM »
You and he could rock a RadioTrainwreck. Couldn’t do it regular because you agree too much but one would be epic.

i doubt he'd ever shut the fuck up.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #316 on: February 18, 2018, 08:39:50 AM »
i doubt he'd ever shut the fuck up.

StyxxGab™️ ?

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« Reply #317 on: February 18, 2018, 09:24:28 AM »
StyxxGab™️ ?

They’d have to incorporate the image that Styxxx has “groomed” over the years. After all people have come to expect it. Call it: TwoooDudesinLeather666🤟🏽®️

Speaking of grooming....



Perhaps that’s his way of making MV an offer he can’t refuse. 😂

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #318 on: February 18, 2018, 12:41:47 PM »
i doubt he'd ever shut the fuck up.





http://www.musiciansfriend.com/pro-audio/pro-co-power-mute-mic-mute-switch


I feel like this would not be an insurmountable hurdle for you.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #319 on: February 19, 2018, 12:15:09 AM »
Why are you being so racist toward gluten?
I like rice gluten, corn gluten, and other non-wheat glutinous flour mixes including millet, potato, tapioca.  But mostly rice and corn.

Because wheat gluten hurts me.  Bad.  I'm at least 1/4 Irish.  Many Irish cannot tolerate wheat.  I could buy an enzyme for this, but it is very expensive.

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« Reply #320 on: February 19, 2018, 12:16:45 AM »
I once gave away the cat my landlord asked me to feed while he was on vacation.

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« Reply #321 on: February 19, 2018, 12:18:37 AM »
I once gave away the cat my landlord asked me to feed while he was on vacation.

The statute of limitations on cat crimes is 9 times longer.

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« Reply #322 on: February 19, 2018, 01:40:08 AM »
I once gave away the cat my landlord asked me to feed while he was on vacation.

Should have ate the damn thing.  Catz are all dark meat.

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« Reply #323 on: February 19, 2018, 01:44:57 AM »
Should have ate the damn thing.  Catz are all dark meat.

As I recall, lightly breaded and deep fried, cat meat is rather tasty.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #324 on: February 19, 2018, 01:48:58 AM »
I once gave away the cat my landlord asked me to feed while he was on vacation.
Did he send you a thank you note?

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« Reply #325 on: February 19, 2018, 09:50:06 AM »

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« Reply #326 on: February 20, 2018, 09:08:30 PM »
Did he send you a thank you note?
No.  I had to chase across town and hunt for the cat.  It wasted two weeks of my discretionary time, but I got it back.  What a nightmare.  For a stray he had claimed not to want...

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #327 on: May 07, 2018, 04:24:28 PM »
mv inspired me to grow a neck beard. My programming skills improved by 19.5%.

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« Reply #328 on: May 07, 2018, 04:36:24 PM »
Art Bell jumped the shark around 2001. Not sure if it was one too many Major éd dames or genis maccants the numbers lady interviews.

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« Reply #329 on: June 10, 2018, 04:02:28 AM »
Our laundry room is inside the bathroom. I once surreptitiously put peanut butter on the inside of clothes dryer handle to find out who was stealing my clothes.  I figured they'd get their hand gooey and smell like peanut butter if they stole my clothes again.  But, I didn't anticipate the peanut butter, resembling vomit, would slink down all over the front of the clothes dryer once it warmed up.  But it did, because I heard a houseguest use the bathroom and get grossed out.  I slinked in there and cleaned it all up fast and disappeared before she came right back with the landlady to investigate.  Good times.