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Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #240 on: May 05, 2017, 06:54:17 PM »
For a month the only woman I would fap to was Melissa McCarthy.  Just for a month. I have no attraction anymore whatsoever.  Just for that one month...for some reason.

By the way, catfish is delicious.

Melissa McCarthy?  :o :o :o

Son, I think you need to have your eyes checked!!

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« Reply #241 on: May 05, 2017, 07:01:52 PM »
Melissa McCarthy?  :o :o :o

Son, I think you need to have your eyes checked!!

I had to look her up.   She does seem rather large Shay.    If that's your thing maybe you can move on to Caro Emerald next month?



One hell of a voice on her:

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #242 on: May 05, 2017, 10:44:39 PM »
Melissa McCarthy?  :o :o :o

Son, I think you need to have your eyes checked!!

Can't help it.  I can't explain it either.  I just am attracted somehow and they become the flavor of the month.  Several years ago I had a Judy Dench phase for goodness sake.  She was well into her 70's at the time.  Any age (legal), size, color, etc.  Markie Post will always be my regular got-to however.  Right now I'm in between.  I'm thinking a blonde.  I'll only know when I see her and it hits me.  I know it may seem weird, but I think it's harmless.  The only harm comes to my penis because I beat my dick like it owes me money.


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« Reply #243 on: May 05, 2017, 10:47:10 PM »
I had to look her up.   She does seem rather large Shay.    If that's your thing maybe you can move on to Caro Emerald next month?



She is lovely and rubenesque.  I think I'm heading into a blonde phase this month.  Haven't found her though.

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« Reply #244 on: May 05, 2017, 11:59:43 PM »
She is lovely and rubenesque.  I think I'm heading into a blonde phase this month.  Haven't found her though.

Hi sweetie. How about Adele? Blonde, and that face, and beautifully Rubenesque. And quite the pipes. Always looking out for you  :-*

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« Reply #245 on: May 06, 2017, 08:02:13 AM »
She is lovely and rubenesque.  I think I'm heading into a blonde phase this month.  Haven't found her though.

Well damn man.  The month is moving along.   I think we need to get you settled in. 

I'm not sure what the all of the parameters are.  Is time and space a factor?  If not, I'll go way old school and
offer Veronica Lake.  This one is special due to the freaky stuffed cat thing that can stare you down while you are working.


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #246 on: May 07, 2017, 02:52:45 PM »
Son, I think you need to have your eyes checked!!


Just think about it--she's obviously ready-made​ to do anything.

Also, chicks who wise the fuck up and start taking care of themselves are kinda hot. Look, look, read, read--I'm just here to talk up ShayP.

BELLGABBER OF THE YEAR (OCCULT)

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« Reply #247 on: May 07, 2017, 02:55:25 PM »

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #248 on: May 07, 2017, 02:59:36 PM »
Hi sweetie. How about Adele?

Back on topic:
I have a fetish for collecting pictures of Adele drinking alcohol.

Bring me these goods, and ye shall be blessed beyond all measures.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #249 on: May 08, 2017, 05:11:09 PM »
Can't help it.  I can't explain it either.  I just am attracted somehow and they become the flavor of the month.  Several years ago I had a Judy Dench phase for goodness sake.  She was well into her 70's at the time.  Any age (legal), size, color, etc.  Markie Post will always be my regular got-to however.  Right now I'm in between.  I'm thinking a blonde.  I'll only know when I see her and it hits me.  I know it may seem weird, but I think it's harmless.  The only harm comes to my penis because I beat my dick like it owes me money.

It is all good to me.  I heard Richard Burton would fuck any woman, no matter the age, even if they were old, buttugly and had no teeth.  Everybody needs love and I'm glad there are people like you out there.  :D :D ;) I wish that I wasn't so picky.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #250 on: May 09, 2017, 01:06:21 PM »
Bring me these goods, and ye shall be blessed beyond all measures.



http://mashable.com/2017/03/14/adele-twitter-secret-australia/#24W9DgwWEkqV


You guys are some slack-assed wankers, I'll tell you what.



Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #251 on: July 31, 2017, 11:57:18 PM »
I am haunted by my lack of awareness as to whether or not my parents ever knew that I forged some of the grades on some of my report cards in junior high school.


CRIME DOESN'T PAY

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #252 on: August 01, 2017, 12:05:11 AM »
in many of your posts you proved that you were D grade student

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« Reply #253 on: August 01, 2017, 12:27:57 AM »
D grade student

Still, superior to a Clinton presidency.

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« Reply #254 on: August 01, 2017, 12:34:57 AM »
Still, superior to a Clinton presidency.

OK I give you A+ for that.

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« Reply #255 on: August 18, 2017, 11:41:02 PM »
I have feelings of guilt over the bugs I killed when I was a kid.

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« Reply #256 on: August 18, 2017, 11:49:07 PM »
I have feelings of guilt over the bugs I killed when I was a kid.

get a tattoo, you'll feel better. ;D


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« Reply #257 on: August 18, 2017, 11:51:47 PM »
I have feelings of guilt over the bugs I killed when I was a kid.

Me too.  I used to pull their legs and wings off and set fire to them.  I was a mean little bastard.  Hope they can forgive me.  I hate killing any of them now except for mosquitos.  No qualms there.

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« Reply #258 on: August 19, 2017, 07:37:32 AM »
I have feelings of guilt

Just scroll past them.

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« Reply #259 on: August 19, 2017, 07:44:45 AM »
Just scroll past them.

It's a funny joke, it really is and the repetition makes it even funnier. However, you realize you'd be scrolling past them even if there was an ignore feature and then you'd just read them when the next person you aren't ignoring responds to them, right? That's how I came to appreciate your posts.  ;)

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« Reply #260 on: August 19, 2017, 08:00:35 AM »




even if there was an ignore feature and then you'd just read them when the next person you aren't ignoring responds to them, right?

THAT IS WHAT I COMMAND.

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« Reply #261 on: August 19, 2017, 10:59:14 AM »
...the repetition makes it even funnier.

It does?

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #262 on: August 19, 2017, 11:04:14 AM »
It does?

Well, you could just scroll past it if you don't think so.  :D


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #263 on: August 19, 2017, 11:05:17 AM »
get a tattoo, you'll feel better. ;D



A twitchy moment...bunny porn?

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« Reply #264 on: August 19, 2017, 11:07:46 AM »
A twitchy moment...bunny porn?

They are called, "Furries".


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« Reply #265 on: August 29, 2017, 02:19:19 AM »
I hypnotize cashiers for personal gain.

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« Reply #266 on: August 29, 2017, 03:00:33 AM »
I am a Lesbian.   FM way back.

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« Reply #267 on: August 29, 2017, 05:29:33 AM »
I hypnotize cashiers for personal gain.



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« Reply #268 on: August 31, 2017, 12:19:01 AM »
I use to date a beautiful woman who wanted me to suck her toes. I did it once!

- the smell? vinegar, blue cheese, slightly rotted trout.

- the taste? vinegar, blue cheese, slightly rotted trout.

It seemed like the thing to do at the time, she was a truly beautiful woman by any mans standards. I broke off any contact the next day.


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #269 on: August 31, 2017, 05:32:37 AM »
I broke off any contact the next day.


Suck my toes.