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True Confessions Of BellGab
« on: September 22, 2016, 02:21:25 PM »
Even though I haunt the Political forum virtually twenty four seven as if it were my fuckin' job, I haven't actually bothered to vote in the last three elections I have been able to do so.


LET THE WILD RUMPUS BEGIN

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2016, 12:06:36 PM »
I was threatened into not promoting this thread.


CONFESSION IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2016, 12:09:30 PM »
My father and an out of town visiting aunt dropped by unannounced. I was so pissed they didn't tell me they were coming over that I pretended not to be home.


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2016, 12:14:45 PM »
When my girlfriend's dog attacks people, I silently cheer her on.


BEHOLD THE POWER OF A PRONOUN

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2016, 01:45:43 PM »
I ditched the sandwich Mrs. Walks_At_Night packed for my lunch today and went out with the fellah's to Bojangles:


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2016, 01:49:44 PM »
When my girlfriend's dog attacks people, I silently cheer her on.


BEHOLD THE POWER OF A PRONOUN

Oh, I so believe that!

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2016, 09:54:17 PM »
I ditched the sandwich Mrs. Walks_At_Night packed for my lunch today and went out with the fellah's to Bojangles:



heh heh

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2016, 10:20:07 PM »
I didnt finish all the pills and stopped taking them when I felt better, now it feels like I'm pissing fire again.

peace
Hog

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2016, 12:13:13 AM »
I've never read The Coming Global Superstorm.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2016, 12:18:23 AM »
My father and an out of town visiting aunt dropped by unannounced. I was so pissed they didn't tell me they were coming over that I pretended not to be home.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2016, 12:20:51 AM »
Amy is still in my basement. She's probably dead. Haven't fed her in weeks...

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2016, 12:21:17 AM »
My father and an out of town visiting aunt dropped by unannounced. I was so pissed they didn't tell me they were coming over that I pretended not to be home.

I basically do this whenever someone rings my doorbell, stranger or family.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2016, 12:21:58 AM »
Amy is still in my basement. She's probably dead. Haven't fed her in weeks...

How long can you survive on your own feces? Asking for a friend.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2016, 12:24:42 AM »
How long can you survive on your own feces? Asking for a friend.

Not very long. Tastes like shit.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2016, 01:16:55 AM »
My father and an out of town visiting aunt dropped by unannounced. I was so pissed they didn't tell me they were coming over that I pretended not to be home.
Am curious what you were hiding in your home or worse basement.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2016, 04:12:24 PM »
I've never read The Coming Global Superstorm.


Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2016, 04:15:17 PM »
When I tell people that "I have social anxiety," I am really thinking, "I find most people are too stupid to painlessly associate with simultaneously."

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2016, 05:18:21 PM »
When I tell people that "I have social anxiety," I am really thinking, "I find most people are too stupid to painlessly associate with simultaneously."

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN


I think I found my new favorite poster

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2016, 05:44:13 PM »
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2016, 10:08:35 PM »
How long can you survive on your own feces? Asking for a friend.
Less time than if you simply didnt eat you faeces at all.

4 minutes for O2, 4 days without water, 4 weeks without food.

Tell your friend to NOT drink his urIne either.

peace
Hog

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2016, 10:56:59 PM »
I don't understand the question.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2016, 01:27:33 AM »

I think I found my new favorite poster

Now see?  If the ignore feature were working, you might not have found that.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2016, 01:29:29 AM »
Now see?  If the ignore feature were working, you might not have found that.

Pfffft

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2016, 01:55:21 AM »
Once, while in gym class, I started to get an erection.  I tried to think of something silly to distract myself and make it go away, so I thought of Spongebob Squarepants cartoons.

For some reason, this made me get even harder.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2016, 11:28:34 PM »
Now see?  If the ignore feature were working, you might not have found that.

Arguable.

FLATTERY COMES AFTER FELLATIO, ALPHABETICALLY

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« Reply #25 on: October 01, 2016, 06:30:15 AM »
Arguable.

FLATTERY COMES AFTER FELLATIO, ALPHABETICALLY

Jackstar, you shouldn't argue with MV.  He owns this place you know.

Besides, MV is right.

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« Reply #26 on: October 01, 2016, 06:42:35 AM »

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2016, 11:18:24 AM »
The ignore feature is actually working. It's just been renamed something nobody could ever possibly want: Jimmy Church.

Sorry MV, didn't mean to speak for you...

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2016, 12:02:09 PM »
Once I actually told my teacher that my dog ate my homework.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2016, 12:55:27 PM »
I once left an all you can eat buffet while still hungry.