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Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« on: September 15, 2016, 06:02:49 PM »

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2016, 06:07:22 PM »
This is why BellGab needs it's own news department.

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2016, 06:15:44 PM »
I thought this was another Falkie thread.  ;)


Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2016, 06:18:54 PM »
LMFAO this guy is great



Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2016, 06:24:34 PM »
I thought this was another Falkie thread.  ;)

LOL.  No you're looking for the LittlePenis thread.

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2016, 06:25:25 PM »
LOL.  No you're looking for the LittlePenis thread.

Hey!  That was my thread.   :-[ ;D

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2016, 07:19:38 PM »
So did he send a sample of the unthinkable over to Doc Ketchum for DNA analysis?

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2016, 07:22:35 PM »
Hey, Bigfoots need love too.  :)

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2016, 07:25:44 PM »
I think the video's claims are legit.  The guy is a dog trainer and has a lot of videos relating to his work. 

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2016, 07:27:37 PM »
I think the video is legit.  The guy is a dog trainer and has a lot of video's relating to his work.

Well, if there was jis I'm sure it was collected and they're just awaiting analysis, right? Right?  :D

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2016, 07:30:54 PM »
10 minutes later and I'm still laughing!

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2016, 07:33:15 PM »
Well, if there was jis I'm sure it was collected and they're just awaiting analysis, right? Right?  :D

I'm sure collecting the jiz for analysis was the last thing on the guy's mind.  He probably has never heard of Melba so my guess is this will be another missed opportunity.

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2016, 07:34:14 PM »


I wish he would have shown Ike the dog in the video.  It must be quite the canine specimen to
scare off a 12 foot Bigfoot that has lust in his heart!

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2016, 07:35:15 PM »
Bigfeet need to move to Italy.

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2016, 07:41:25 PM »
LMFAO this guy is great



Still trying to wrap my head around his statement about birds doing it too

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2016, 07:43:51 PM »
Falkie would have dug this experience


Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2016, 07:53:16 PM »
I'm sure collecting the jiz for analysis was the last thing on the guy's mind.  He probably has never heard of Melba so my guess is this will be another missed opportunity.

We need some braver Bigfoot investigators!  :(

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2016, 08:07:13 PM »
Beaver Dams, NY is a masturbating Bigfoot hotspot?

Who wood-ah thunk it?

That was totally worth the fifteen minute page-load time!

Great catch 21!

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2016, 09:08:35 PM »
At first I thought this thread was called:  Re: The "I'm watching/just watched *Bigfoot masturbate* thread....

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2016, 11:21:05 AM »
Maybe they just got done eating one of Cathy's lemon meringue pies and were all horned up. ( Her name was Cathy wasn't it ? )

This has got to be the funniest damn thing I've ever seen - except for the AK poo box.

The first vid footprint and jiz stain were too much. ;D ;D ;D

That poor guy. He believed what he was saying. That in itself was worth it.

Wonder if Heather will interview him. I'd listen to that.

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2016, 02:26:50 PM »
I never knew Falkie walked in the woods at night.

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2016, 11:21:31 AM »
I would like him to call in or be a guest on C2C with Norry and tell some of these sexual Bigfeet tales. Norry is always very uncomfortable when a caller or guests mentions anything about s-e-x.

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2016, 11:28:30 AM »
Big deal. The big fella has to wax the ol` carrot every now and then. What is this, news?

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2016, 11:52:41 AM »
Big deal. The big fella has to wax the ol` carrot every now and then. What is this, news?
I think it is more of a property rights issue. Sure Bigfeet might want to masturbate but they should do it in their den- not on someone else's property or in public. This isn't Italy after all.

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2016, 06:59:59 AM »
I think it is more of a property rights issue. Sure Bigfeet might want to masturbate but they should do it in their den- not on someone else's property or in public. This isn't Italy after all.
Bigfoot are lucky, they can toss one off anytime and anyplace they want to. We humans on the other hand have to deal with politically correct standards of behavior. :o      ;D

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2016, 09:11:00 AM »
Bigfoot needs ParanormalDate.com.

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2016, 03:02:32 PM »
More proof that female bigfoots hibernate.

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2016, 11:51:17 AM »
Norry had some bigfeet expert on the other night. Was hoping that a caller, or better yet the victim who made these videos, would call in with the Bigfoot jerking off story.

Re: Bigfoot Caught Masturbating
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2016, 07:54:54 PM »
Falkie would have dug this experience


Wow, Geraldo looks like shit.