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Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))

Started by Jackstar, July 09, 2016, 06:34:02 PM

Jackstar

You may have heard it here first--but come on, you knew.

Quote from: Jackstar on November 29, 2016, 07:43:02 PM
You may have heard it here first--but come on, you knew.

That you're a tweaker, yes.  That you're a twerker, no.

I for one can't wait to catch your act, sugarbuns.



Jackstar

Perhaps you think I'm kidding. That's cute.

Portland is a hell of a town.



Jackstar

"the most faggy Got-damned thing I've ever seen"


Is that it? Did I get the quote right? Or just you? I don't want to search that again, I'm over quota.


Quote from: Jackstar on November 30, 2016, 03:08:25 PM
"the most faggy Got-damned thing I've ever seen"


Is that it? Did I get the quote right? Or just you? I don't want to search that again, I'm over quota.

Pretty damn close.  You have a pretty decent memory for a tweaker.  "Got bless you Jackstar"




Jackstar

Disclosure time: I tried to fake an orgasm once. Once. Predictable results. Scarred for life.


... but, at least I never believed that nineteen jihadis with boxcutters (lol) were able to shut down NORAD

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Jackstar on November 30, 2016, 04:57:42 PM
Disclosure time: I tried to fake an orgasm once. Once. Predictable results. Scarred for life.


... but, at least I never believed that nineteen jihadis with boxcutters (lol) were able to shut down NORAD


ShayP

Quote from: Jackstar on November 30, 2016, 04:57:42 PM
Disclosure time: I tried to fake an orgasm once. Once. Predictable results. Scarred for life.


I've faked at least five that I remember.  You have to make your cock dance.  It's easy.

Oh, and the second part you posted...well...yeah.

Jackstar

Quote from: ShayP on November 30, 2016, 05:05:34 PM
I've faked at least five that I remember.

Is it really faking at this point? I've never been married, so my lack of understanding is incalculable.

ShayP

Quote from: Jackstar on November 30, 2016, 05:17:33 PM
Is it really faking at this point? I've never been married, so my lack of understanding is incalculable.

Marriage has nothing to do with it.  Make it dance.  Look intensely into her eyes.  She will ask you a question.  Answer it.

Jackstar

Quote from: ShayP on November 30, 2016, 05:34:04 PM
She will ask you a question.  Answer it.

Obviously I've already told her who killed Kennedy or we wouldn't be at this point anyway.


Quote from: Jackstar on November 30, 2016, 05:35:54 PM
Obviously I've already told her who killed Kennedy or we wouldn't be at this point anyway.

After all, it was you and me.

Quote from: ShayP on November 30, 2016, 05:34:04 PM
She will ask you a question.  Answer it.

"Oh, some dick on the Internet named Jackstar.  Go back to sleep."

Jackstar

I don't name my body parts. What are you people, animals?




paladin1991

Quote from: Jackstar on November 30, 2016, 12:17:30 PM
Perhaps you think I'm kidding. That's cute.

Portland is a hell of a town.

*Channels Bette Davis*    "What a dump!"



Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2016, 01:00:49 AM
Your request granted.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

Jack wouldn't pay $40 to have a garbanzo bean on his face.

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