Author Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))  (Read 12689 times)

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Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #62 on: August 21, 2016, 12:35:16 PM »


The struggle is real.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #63 on: August 21, 2016, 06:26:41 PM »
Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself?

If it wasn't for the roofies, you could be my eyewitness.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #65 on: August 21, 2016, 06:37:33 PM »
Is this your dog, Jack?  Or just your ideas?

#isthisyourdog  #conspiracyphag



Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #67 on: August 26, 2016, 03:36:52 AM »
And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Make-out advice dating back to when Carter was President?  From the looks of things, Jack, you should already be getting plenty of dates.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #69 on: August 26, 2016, 11:39:15 AM »
Now I'm getting spam like this. Kinda flattering, mostly creepy AF.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #70 on: August 26, 2016, 12:08:14 PM »
Make-out advice dating back to when Carter was President? 





Since you asked nicely: https://www.google.com/search?q=zbigniew+osman

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #71 on: August 28, 2016, 08:37:03 PM »
What's it called when, it's like an anniversary, but it's not been a year, it's been a week--what's that called? Asking for a friend.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #72 on: August 28, 2016, 10:58:02 PM »
What's it called when, it's like an anniversary, but it's not been a year, it's been a week--what's that called? Asking for a friend.

Week Need.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #74 on: August 29, 2016, 08:43:55 AM »
What's it called when, it's like an anniversary, but it's not been a year, it's been a week--what's that called? Asking for a friend.

"Jackstar's Longest Relationship"

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #75 on: August 29, 2016, 10:01:28 AM »
"Jackstar's Longest Relationship"

Why aren't there more pictures available of my girlfriend flying into the Pentagon?

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #76 on: August 29, 2016, 10:12:52 PM »
Why aren't there more pictures available of my girlfriend flying into the Pentagon?

Love the cute, troofer-themed euphemism for when she pegs you.

As to your question: I dunno, because god is merciful on the rest of us? 

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #77 on: August 30, 2016, 03:14:54 PM »
Hey Jackyboy, whatever happened to JackstarsEX?  She finally find peace through Pfizer chemical?

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #78 on: August 30, 2016, 09:46:17 PM »
Hey Jackyboy, whatever happened to JackstarsEX?

Still with the guy I traded her to, but trust me, you've got next dibs.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #79 on: August 30, 2016, 09:47:33 PM »
As to your question: I dunno,

Dude, seriously, if you can't figure this one out, how are you ever going to get to Kennedy?

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #80 on: August 30, 2016, 11:08:32 PM »
Still with the guy I traded her to, but trust me, you've got next dibs.

Was that the Happy Meal trade?

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #81 on: August 31, 2016, 12:06:12 AM »
Since she's been gone... my meals have been happier.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #82 on: August 31, 2016, 08:18:06 AM »
Since she's been gone... my meals have been happier.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #83 on: August 31, 2016, 10:03:00 AM »
how are you ever going to get to Kennedy?

GET to?  Disposed of that years ago.  Try to keep up, sweetie.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #84 on: August 31, 2016, 10:14:23 AM »
Disposed of that years ago.

Okay... who killed Kennedy?

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #85 on: August 31, 2016, 05:09:49 PM »
Okay... who killed Kennedy?

After all, it was you and me.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #86 on: August 31, 2016, 06:21:08 PM »
This is why we can't have nice things.



Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #89 on: September 01, 2016, 11:10:35 PM »
mm...



I friendo!