Author Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))  (Read 11800 times)

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Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2016, 12:19:47 AM »
I think I found Jackstar's twitter account.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2016, 06:05:26 AM »
How soon before she makes a bellgab account to ask for her stuff back and calls you selfish in the sack?

Bellgab history lesson.... The above actually happened!

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2016, 07:04:07 PM »
I just came back from the most horrible date I have ever been on in my life. I am not pulling your leg; this was awful.

I knew it was doomed, when she said, "I've worked at Target for eighteen years. No, I don't read the news--why do you ask?"

Actually, she said something entirely different. The transcript has been edited to protect the names of the innocent, and of Allah. Hail Eris!!!!!

some random possible suitors for you from my downloads folder. Not sure if your Bi so I'll include some guys to be fair.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2016, 08:11:26 PM »
Hey, I just realized!

All these dead cops--lotta cop widows.

Tasty.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2016, 04:45:58 PM »



I just got this book. So far, it's batting a thousand.

Re: Jackstar Is Mysterious Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2016, 09:55:35 AM »

Re: Jackstar Is Mysterious Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2016, 10:02:33 AM »

Re: Jackstar Is Mysterious Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #37 on: August 04, 2016, 09:16:39 PM »
Is that your birthday Jackstar?


NEGATIVE, GHOST RIDER



Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #38 on: August 05, 2016, 12:49:51 PM »
Protip:
When a girl actually tells you her age, don't say "Really? 29? I mean, you don't look that old!"

Probably why I didn't get a phone number. But such was my mid-20s.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2016, 04:58:07 AM »


Well that fell as flat as a B-mynor wishing wot>?



Oro-Gel, hon!

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2016, 08:30:23 PM »
from my phone, last night: "We sorta made plans. I expected to hear from you by now. This isn't cool."

A three-hour GabCast? Fuck you guys, you almost fucked up my business!

Mystery Solved (was: Jackstar is Single Again)
« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2016, 07:02:37 PM »
How you could be single is a fucking mystery.




Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2016, 04:44:13 AM »


Wrong again. I'm actually still damp.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2016, 05:59:05 AM »
No slight on anyone in particular, but I've come to learn in life that most people that are single, are single for a reason.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #44 on: August 18, 2016, 11:59:57 AM »
I`m thinkin` perfect match here....


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #45 on: August 18, 2016, 12:07:53 PM »


... why are you even here?

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #46 on: August 18, 2016, 12:13:10 PM »
Have you ever seen an adult female nude without having made a previous monetary transaction?

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #47 on: August 18, 2016, 12:26:40 PM »
Given my predilection for keeping my own eyes open, one can only help but suspect that mine might have been open on the way out.

Further, see above, re: damp. Meanwhile, how are you doing on the Kennedy murder? Found any... hot leads yet?

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #48 on: August 18, 2016, 12:33:28 PM »
Have you ever seen an adult female nude without having made a previous monetary transaction?

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #49 on: August 19, 2016, 02:40:44 AM »
Hey jackyboy, whatever happened to your favorite sock? 

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #50 on: August 19, 2016, 02:57:49 AM »
Hey jackyboy, whatever happened to your favorite sock?

Are you still beating off your adjutant?

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #51 on: August 19, 2016, 12:58:00 PM »
Are you still beating off your adjutant?

Please. He is not an adjutant.  He is.....The Little General!

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #52 on: August 19, 2016, 09:04:15 PM »
This thread isn't about masturbation. Get out.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #53 on: August 19, 2016, 09:07:34 PM »
Alert the press wooo

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #54 on: August 20, 2016, 03:32:32 AM »
This thread isn't about masturbation. Get out.

Any time you post, it's masturbation without the lotion and kleenex.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #56 on: August 21, 2016, 12:09:40 AM »
I am embarrassed for you.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #57 on: August 21, 2016, 05:09:10 AM »
I am embarrassed for you.

Is this your dog, Jack?

#isthisyourdog  #phagstar


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #58 on: August 21, 2016, 06:48:28 AM »
Wow, somebody single, on BellGab? Quite the surprise!

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #59 on: August 21, 2016, 11:53:21 AM »
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