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Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4980 on: February 01, 2019, 09:27:24 AM »
They were whispers. ::)

Careless whispers.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4981 on: February 01, 2019, 11:07:47 AM »

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4982 on: February 01, 2019, 11:09:12 AM »
I have respect for the women on the show, I don't want to create any unwanted issues.
Right on. Ladies night/twat talk must be a sustaining entity! 8)


Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4983 on: February 01, 2019, 11:09:56 AM »
Negatory on that one.  Usually takes me about a year to prepare a chick for anal.  But the big gals... slides right on in.  Not that this is without its charms, you understand.
The smell of fresh feces being its own reward? :o


Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4984 on: February 01, 2019, 03:34:26 PM »
As dark as your humour can get in other areas, I've always admired what a gentleman you are, especially on air.


surprisingly, I am actually polite outside of this window.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4985 on: February 01, 2019, 03:35:21 PM »
Right on. Ladies night/twat talk must be a sustaining entity! 8)

Correct.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4986 on: February 01, 2019, 03:36:43 PM »
Correct.

I can definitely allow this! 8)

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4987 on: February 01, 2019, 07:45:49 PM »
The smell of fresh feces being its own reward? :o

Only if you are into that.  If that’s the result that you get when engaging in anal sex, then you are a terrible “bottom.”  Small wonder that you have few repeat customers.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4988 on: February 01, 2019, 07:47:08 PM »
Only if you are into that. 
Kinda goes with the territory, doesn't it? :o

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4989 on: February 01, 2019, 09:08:54 PM »
I have respect for the women on the show, I don't want to create any unwanted issues.
Understood and appreciated, to paraphrase a legend in his own mind. You DO respect your guests, I'm still betting on you to finish. You know who I respect? Starr, your biggest fan. She is a steady lady.
OG Larry out.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4990 on: February 01, 2019, 09:14:33 PM »
Quote from: Metron2267 link=topic=10502.msg1311782#msg1311782 date=1go072028
Kinda goes with the territory, doesn't it? :o

Not necessarily, any more than skid marks on your Fruit of the Looms go with the territory.  Are you willing to do the work to be hygenic?  If you'rre lazy or a slob, then yeah, poop on the dick.

Theres way more nerve endings in the anus than there are in the clitoris.  Multiple orgasms are not uncommon.  The sensation when her ass relaxes, and her body accepts you and you slide in deep in missionary, your mouths locked together, how her arms claw at you as she wants you to stop but not really, and then how her body seizes up and begins to convulse as she climaxes, and then again after you begin to slid in and out....dude, you don't have a clue about how transcendent anal sex can be.  Its nothing like porn.  Its the ultimate  expression of the love, trust, and intimacy that you share with that chick, 

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4991 on: February 01, 2019, 09:42:28 PM »
dude, you don't have a clue about how transcendent anal sex can be

That's too bad.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4992 on: February 01, 2019, 11:01:03 PM »
Not necessarily, any more than skid marks on your Fruit of the Looms go with the territory.  Are you willing to do the work to be hygenic?  If you'rre lazy or a slob, then yeah, poop on the dick.

Theres way more nerve endings in the anus than there are in the clitoris.  Multiple orgasms are not uncommon.  The sensation when her ass relaxes, and her body accepts you and you slide in deep in missionary, your mouths locked together, how her arms claw at you as she wants you to stop but not really, and then how her body seizes up and begins to convulse as she climaxes, and then again after you begin to slid in and out....dude, you don't have a clue about how transcendent anal sex can be.  Its nothing like porn.  Its the ultimate  expression of the love, trust, and intimacy that you share with that chick,
Life is nothing like porn, so there's that. :-\

I dunno, this is such an elegiac exaggeration on the joys of misaligning parts that I must (for your sheer joyfulness) allow it, albeit this isn't the most proper forum for such gustatory tubular canal tributes:

https://www.facebook.com/The-Kristen-Archives-154699294619004/

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4993 on: February 02, 2019, 02:01:50 AM »
Its only real love if you go ass to mouth.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4994 on: February 02, 2019, 02:14:51 AM »
Its only real love if you go ass to mouth.

I had one chick do that but it didnt do anything for me.  I would much rather be deep inside her ass when she comes.  You can feel the rhythmic contractions.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4995 on: February 02, 2019, 02:17:32 AM »
That's too bad.

You will have to venture outside if you plan on gettin you some strange, buddy-boy.  Unless you plan on fuckin a cockroach skittling across your hovel.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4996 on: February 02, 2019, 02:34:45 AM »
Serious query: Jackstar; virginity?!

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4997 on: February 02, 2019, 02:37:29 AM »
Serious query: Jackstar; virginity?!

If you dont count that middle school summer vacation when his uncle todd came to visit, then yes.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4998 on: February 02, 2019, 02:48:08 AM »
If you dont count that middle school summer vacation when his uncle todd came to visit, then yes.

I best not pry.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #4999 on: February 02, 2019, 03:03:07 AM »
I best not pry.

Its the nexus of his misanthropy, so....yeah. 

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #5000 on: February 02, 2019, 03:12:35 AM »
Sounds like a great topic for one of Michaels' shows.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #5001 on: February 02, 2019, 03:52:30 AM »
Sounds like a great topic for one of Michaels' shows.

I doubt Jackstar would agree to be a guest. And I doubt Myke would waste his time trying to coerce him to be one.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #5002 on: February 02, 2019, 04:00:02 AM »


Special start time 7 pm pst - 10 pm est

A new Cold war ahead.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #5003 on: February 02, 2019, 04:01:08 AM »
I doubt Jackstar would agree to be a guest. And I doubt Myke would waste his time trying to coerce him to be one.

Jackstar may in fact appear (again) on the program.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #5004 on: February 02, 2019, 04:26:08 AM »
Jackstar may in fact appear (again) on the program.

Holy shit, was he on, as a guest?

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #5005 on: February 02, 2019, 04:44:07 AM »
Holy shit, was he on, as a guest?

No, he just called in & hit a dab.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #5006 on: February 02, 2019, 04:44:08 AM »
Holy shit, was he on, as a guest?

No, he does an Ed McMahon like intro and outro to canned applause.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #5007 on: February 02, 2019, 04:47:19 AM »
No, he does an Ed McMahon like intro and outro to canned applause.

Rod Sterling actually.

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #5008 on: February 02, 2019, 04:48:25 AM »
Rod Sterling actually.

Any relation to Rod Serling?

Catch Jack using a name like “Rod” snicker-snicker i get it guv-ner

Re: The Michael Decon Program
« Reply #5009 on: February 02, 2019, 04:51:06 AM »
Any relation to Rod Serling?

Catch Jack using a name like “Rod” snicker-snicker i get it guv-ner


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